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EXPENDABLES 2 TO FEATURE THE RETURN OF BRUNO

post #1 of 18
10/4/10 at 3:50pm
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No musical numbers, but just as many manly men, according to Bruce.

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post #2 of 18
10/4/10 at 4:01pm
What is Chuck Norris up to these days?
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post #3 of 18
10/4/10 at 4:04pm
Telling the world that Obama is a secret Muslim, I believe.
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post #4 of 18
10/4/10 at 4:08pm
Sammy Jankis, I would love to see, Chuck Norris...The Expendables 2.
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post #5 of 18
10/4/10 at 4:24pm
Andre, as a fan of the memorable DOUBLE TEAM, do you crave a Van Damme / Dennis Rodman / Mickey Rourke reunion? (Mountains of blow optional).
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post #6 of 18
10/4/10 at 4:31pm
I just want to see The Rock in the mix on the next one. Could be fun and just the project he needs to break out finally as an action star.
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post #7 of 18
10/4/10 at 4:34pm
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Originally Posted by Bluelouboyle View Post
Andre, as a fan of the memorable DOUBLE TEAM, do you crave a Van Damme / Dennis Rodman / Mickey Rourke reunion? (Mountains of blow optional).
Fans of DOUBLE TEAM (and KNOCK OFF) know that the real star of those movies is Tsui Hark.
Sly should step down as director and let Tsui attach cameras to the feet of every Expendable.
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post #8 of 18
10/4/10 at 4:57pm
Yeah, I was being silly there. Sly should rewatch RAMBO. The action in that was edited much better than most of the stuff in THE EXPENDABLES.

Maybe the director's cut will be significantly different, but I doubt it.
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post #9 of 18
10/4/10 at 5:07pm
Hell if Austin is back then bringing the Rock in for a Rock/Austin showdown might be a good idea.
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post #10 of 18
10/4/10 at 5:12pm
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Originally Posted by Bluelouboyle View Post
Andre, as a fan of the memorable DOUBLE TEAM, do you crave a Van Damme / Dennis Rodman / Mickey Rourke reunion? (Mountains of blow optional).
The DEA will have to approve this ensemble before shooting.
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post #11 of 18
10/4/10 at 5:59pm
Nobody wants Ralph Machio in it?
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post #12 of 18
10/4/10 at 6:22pm
Michael Dudikoff could have a throwaway role. He was the American Ninja after all.
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post #13 of 18
10/4/10 at 6:28pm
Rene (Mr.Eko), I agree with you...Michael Dudikoff, would be an excellent additon to...The Expendables 2. He would also be good as the...Villain! Really, the only way to improve...The Expendables is to add...NINJA! MD, could be the, EEEEEEEEEvil Ninja, and Sho Kosugi, could be, The Ninja Master, who trained him. Of course, Timothy Van Patten should be, Dudikoff's Brother, thus...The American Ninja and The Master's disciple could team up against...The Expendables!
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post #14 of 18
10/4/10 at 6:37pm
Doubt Dudikoff will happen. Heard rumours that Thomas Jane might join the cast a few months back. That might work well.
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post #15 of 18
10/4/10 at 6:46pm
People I'd like to see in the sequel:

Antonio Banderas
Bruce Campbell
Jackie Chan
Vin Diesel
Nathan Fillion
Linda Hamilton
Hulk Hogan
Michael Madsen
Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Eddie Murphy
Kurt Russell
Uma Thurman
Danny Trejo
Sigourney Weaver
Peter Weller

I'd like to see Nicolas Cage, Tom Cruise, Matt Damon, Johnny Depp, Leonardo DiCaprio and Will Smith cameo as an evil merc team that get their asses handed to them by Stallone and the gang early in the sequel.

Clint Eastwood and Harrison Ford should be the cameos the marketing team exploits this time.
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post #16 of 18
10/5/10 at 6:48am
Clint Eastwood and Michael Caine in some kind of Statler and Waldorf capacity...
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post #17 of 18
10/5/10 at 7:04am
The news about a new Rian Johnson movie that I somehow wasn't aware of are far more exciting than the sequel to Expendables.
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post #18 of 18
10/5/10 at 5:40pm
Over the last months and years, Sly has proven that he reads a lot on the net, possibly even the CHUD boards. It influenced him into doing another Rambo and after that, not to do that Rambo vs mutant creature idea.

There was a lot of criticism about the shakey cam, bet this will be gone in the sequel.
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