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post #51 of 266
Oozing eels of flavored meat paste are probably the least disturbing things in the food industry. Hey, at least we're not wasting any of the chicken!
post #52 of 266
I like eel.
post #53 of 266
Can they bring back the Arch Deluxe? For reals.
post #54 of 266
That picture didn't put me off from eating McDonalds the massive stomach ache I got from the last couple times I ate there did.
post #55 of 266
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Originally Posted by stelios View Post
Try again. I've been seeing stuff like that since I was a kid. I was probably seven when I first saw a lamb slaughtered, skinned and prepared for spit roasting. It was remarkably gross. Still tasted delicious
Ah yes, i was about the same age when I saw that too...and got to know the "insides bucket"...and what shade of color sheep stomach actually has..
Hell, one summer, a mountain lion slaughtered a few couple lambs (but ran away before eating them), and we BBQ'ed the lot of them, cause why waste good meat?
Watching a horse giving birth incident at age six, however, was a worse experience.
post #56 of 266
Man, I've helped slaughter a handful of animals and none of that shit bothered me on a visceral level like this did.
post #57 of 266
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
Man, I've helped slaughter a handful of animals and none of that shit bothered me on a visceral level like this did.
Lets make that worse...maybe:





Cant help the meat paste picture reminded me of that.
post #58 of 266
I yearn to be closer to my food sources. The only way I can realistically do that now is to get FROM BEYOND's monster lamprey to somehow materialize in my fridge.
post #59 of 266
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Originally Posted by JGButler View Post
Just out of curiosity (and perhaps even playing a bit of Devin's Advocate), why aren't the rest of the items...



...added to the Indignation list? Don't get me wrong - I'm not defending McD's or fast food in general, nor am I saying it's not gross ('cause it totally is), but we all (for the most part) eat SOMETHING on that list, even if we shun the McNugget.
I know that most foods of that type are constructed using materials and methods that could well turn my stomach if I ever knew all the details, but with that said, I live in a comforting zone of ignorance when it comes to hotdogs and I intend to remain inside it. I rarely eat them, but all the same they are delicious and I wouldn't want to remove the hotdog keystone from my food pyramid.

EDIT: I also agree with Anderson that the consumer cannot effect change. This is my take on pollution/conservation too. It's all well and good to tell people to recycle their trash, but it's not going to stop global warming. It's a shell game, because the only action that can bring about the change we need is government action. Until you legislate how McNuggets can be produced, nothing substantive will change
post #60 of 266
I don't apologize for the choices I make in life. I have the internet and Discovery Channel if I want to find out how my food is processed. I'm well aware that unless I raise the chicken myself terrible things happen to it on the way to my plate. The last thing I need is some self-righteous do-gooder sending me this picture in my email and telling me McNuggets are bad. I'm an adult - and to me the "I'm better than you because I don't eat this" attitude is worse than the lump of undigested meat-product that rests comfortably in my large intestine. I guarantee anyone who reads this today will shrug and probably have McD's for lunch.

Also, McDonalds exist world-wide, so unless you live in Antarctica or you're in a coma I guarantee you've eaten one of their cheeseburgers. It's like people who say "I've never had a drink of alcohol" or "I never lie". This isn't just a USA thing, people.
post #61 of 266
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Originally Posted by stelios View Post
Oh, Americans! You and your weird ass affinity towards multinational fucking corporations never fail to amuse and confuse me. Not to mention your tendency to regard the joyous consumption of food processed to the point of needing artificial flavor so they can resemble their initial state as a display of manliness.

Every time this picture or anything related comes up you can always count on responses like "It still tastes great! What are you some fucking pussy? Go eat some arugula!"
Well, go eat some.
post #62 of 266
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Originally Posted by Scruff View Post
It's like people who say "I've never had a drink of alcohol" or "I never lie".
I like that you think teetotalers are fictional beings.
post #63 of 266
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Originally Posted by Anderson View Post
This wasn't common knowledge? Some people are pussies.
Gotta agree with this too, except for the "soaked in ammonia" part. Jesus Christ.
post #64 of 266
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Originally Posted by Anderson View Post
Well, go eat some.
Had some on Saturday. With actual chicken, by coincidence.
post #65 of 266
Processed meat? go watch Food Inc for some real eyeopening footage.
post #66 of 266
...and every day brings lab-grown meat closer to reality:

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...oryId=90235492
http://krugman.blogs.nytimes.com/200...little-cometh/

The image of Chicken Little, referenced in the second link, has stayed with me ever since I first read The Space Merchants (written in 1952!) more than 20 years ago.

That, to me, seems far better than any of the various meat options/products/derivatives we're consuming today.

Excerpt from the book:
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Scum-skimming wasn't hard to learn. You got up at dawn. You gulped a breakfast sliced not long ago from Chicken Little and washed it down with Coffiest. You put on your coveralls and took the cargo net up to your tier. In blazing noon from sunrise to sunset you walked your acres of shallow tanks crusted with algae. If you walked slowly, every thirty seconds or so you spotted a patch at maturity, bursting with yummy carbohydrates. You skimmed the patch with your skimmer and slung it down the well, where it would be baled, or processed into glucose to feed Chicken Little, who would be sliced and packed to feed people from Baffinland to Little America.
post #67 of 266
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Originally Posted by stelios View Post
Every time this picture or anything related comes up you can always count on responses like "It still tastes great! What are you some fucking pussy? Go eat some arugula!"
This. So fucking sick of the "delicious murder" crowd. Yay for being proud of doing something that's bad for every single link in the chain, from the animal to your health! It's our right as Americans to fuck the planet in the ass if we want, dammit! Yawn.

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Originally Posted by Princess Kate View Post
EDIT: I also agree with Anderson that the consumer cannot effect change. This is my take on pollution/conservation too. It's all well and good to tell people to recycle their trash, but it's not going to stop global warming. It's a shell game, because the only action that can bring about the change we need is government action. Until you legislate how McNuggets can be produced, nothing substantive will change
You are literally the worst.
post #68 of 266
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Originally Posted by Ryan C.B. View Post
This. So fucking sick of the "delicious murder" crowd. Yay for being proud of doing something that's bad for every single link in the chain, from the animal to your health! It's our right as Americans to fuck the planet in the ass if we want, dammit! Yawn.
Yeah, not wanting to be preached to about your food on a movie messageboard is one thing; taking pride in willful ignorance is another.
post #69 of 266
For my fellow Chewers who dig hot dogs, but are horrified by this whole "mechanically separated" dealio: I found this article.
post #70 of 266
That picture is gross, but doesn't really surprise me. In the U.S., this processed shit has become incredibly cheap to make, while fruit and vegetables are too expensive.
post #71 of 266
When are we starting the post-McNugget thread? I want to get into some spoilers!
post #72 of 266
The smug cuntiness in this thread is unreal.
post #73 of 266
dude I haven't even posted that much in this one give me a break
post #74 of 266
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
Gotta agree with this too, except for the "soaked in ammonia" part. Jesus Christ.
Pretty much my reaction. I eat mostly vegetarian, but don't see meat as inherently bad. But there's a big fucking divide between dead chickens and cows, and this sludge.
post #75 of 266
You're such a disgusting shell of a human being, Anderson. And I say that as a red white and blue Amurrican.
post #76 of 266
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Originally Posted by Rando View Post
When are we starting the post-McNugget thread? I want to get into some spoilers!
Advantage: Rando.
post #77 of 266
They soak it in ammonia to kill the bacteria crawling all over it? Fuck, I knew about the chicken paste already but not that little detail.

The fact that people voluntarily put this shit in their mouths amazes me...
post #78 of 266
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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl View Post
The fact that people voluntarily put this shit in their mouths amazes me...
Americuh: where god-fearing people eat shitty food and are damn proud of it!
post #79 of 266
You guys know how gummy bears are made?
post #80 of 266
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll View Post
You guys know how gummy bears are made?
Well when a gummy dad loves a gummy mom a whole lot...
post #81 of 266
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll View Post
You guys know how gummy bears are made?
Yup, that's why I don't eat those either. Bleck!
post #82 of 266
Aw, and I love gummy bears... Good thing I already try to stay away from them for my health...
post #83 of 266
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Originally Posted by RathBandu View Post
You're such a disgusting shell of a human being, Anderson. And I say that as a red white and blue Amurrican.
You are a small person, Rath.
post #84 of 266
They just opened a Chic-Fil-A near my house. Tried it for the first time today, thinking of this thread. It was delicious.
post #85 of 266
Chik-Fil-A is great. That is if the bleeding hearts can get over Dan Cathy's political and religious leanings.
post #86 of 266
I knew about the whole chicken paste deal, but never about the ammonia bath. That's horrifying. You know how many chicken nuggets we stuffed our faces with when we were growing up? Gross.


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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
You guys know how gummy bears are made?
Yes. And gummies are disgusting. But not because of what they're made out of and how. Something about gummie candies needed to be slathered in mineral oil to "wash" them free from the cornstarch and to make them slick and shiny puts me off.


Also, lye is used a lot in large scale food production. Like making pretzels for instance. The distinct "pretzel flavor" is just a dip in Baking Soda or some other alkaline solution (I love baking pretzels). However, for huge production of pretzels they usually bathe the pretzels in a Lye solution to keep costs down.
post #87 of 266
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Originally Posted by Ryan C.B. View Post
This. So fucking sick of the "delicious murder" crowd. Yay for being proud of doing something that's bad for every single link in the chain, from the animal to your health! It's our right as Americans to fuck the planet in the ass if we want, dammit! Yawn.
I like meat. I'm not going to apologize for that.
post #88 of 266
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Cameron Hughes View Post
I like meat. I'm not going to apologize for that.
I don't think anyones insisting you have to apologize for eating meat. Hell, I'm basically a carnivore for chrissake.
post #89 of 266
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll View Post
You guys know how gummy bears are made?
Nope. Aware me.

A few years ago I used to buy those Haribo brand gummy bears a lot.
post #90 of 266
I love explaining Gelatin to people who have no clue what it is or what it's in.

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Originally Posted by Cameron Hughes View Post
I like meat. I'm not going to apologize for that.
No one's asking you to. Unless I missed a post.
post #91 of 266
Amazing how little sane middle ground there is when it comes to this topic.
post #92 of 266
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Originally Posted by Ryan C.B. View Post
I love explaining Gelatin to people who have no clue what it is or what it's in.
Like animal bones and stuff? Is there something grosser about it than that part?
post #93 of 266
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Originally Posted by Mattioli View Post
For my fellow Chewers who dig hot dogs, but are horrified by this whole "mechanically separated" dealio: I found this article.
Thanks for this, put me in the mood for some beef hotdogs which I haven't had in a while. Used to be a staple of my diet as a kid
post #94 of 266
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Originally Posted by neoolong View Post
Like animal bones and stuff? Is there something grosser about it than that part?
Nope, that's pretty much it. But I swear once a week I encounter someone who's amazed that as a vegetarian I don't eat gelatin, and after I explain it to them, still go "well that doesn't really count, though"
post #95 of 266
Have you eaten anything colored red in your life? Then congrats, welcome to the bug eating club:



Yes, that litttle feller is used everywhere, hell, it includes most red candy and even red M&Ms!
post #96 of 266
Patrick says
I've come to hate my body
and all that it requires in this world...
post #97 of 266
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Originally Posted by ryoken View Post
Have you eaten anything colored red in your life? Then congrats, welcome to the bug eating club:



Yes, that litttle feller is used everywhere, hell, it includes most red candy and even red M&Ms!
Even better, beaver anus gland juice aka castoreum, is sometimes used to enhance the flavor of candies, specifically raspberry flavored ones.
post #98 of 266
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Originally Posted by Jackson View Post
Amazing how little sane middle ground there is when it comes to this topic.
My body! My choice!
post #99 of 266
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Originally Posted by Ryan C.B. View Post
Even better, beaver anus gland juice aka castoreum, is sometimes used to enhance the flavor of candies, specifically raspberry flavored ones.
So thats why they taste so good.
post #100 of 266
I'm going to assume you mean dead beaver anus.
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