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post #1 of 79
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Karen Owen, a recent Duke grad, created a PowerPoint presentation called The Fuck List, which details the sexual prowess of the Duke University lacrosse team. She emailed it to friends as a gag, but it went viral, and she's gone into hiding. By hiding, I mean she deleted her social media pages. I'm an NC State grad, and I can tell you that all of the universities around here are buzzing over this. Everybody's seen it, and the guys involved are furious.
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
Karen Owen, a recent Duke grad, created a PowerPoint presentation called The Fuck List, which details the sexual prowess of the Duke University lacrosse team. She emailed it to friends as a gag, but it went viral, and she's gone into hiding. By hiding, I mean she deleted her social media pages. I'm an NC State grad, and I can tell you that all of the universities around here are buzzing over this. Everybody's seen it, and the guys involved are furious.
(Oh God, I hope you don't take this the wrong way. I'm not sexist, I swear)

I'm curious how much the media will pay attention to this. When I first saw the thread titled, I just assumed it was a guy that did it. I wonder if they'll go easier on her because of her gender.
post #3 of 79
That's... really really in-depth for a gag. The Powerpoint, I mean!

Oh god, everything is a double entendre!!!

EDIT: Thought the same way as Cameron did. Just assumed it was a guy that did it. If the media glom onto this, they will either go easier or harder. Both because of her gender. It just depends on which narrative audiences want from their 'news.'
post #4 of 79
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From what I've read on Jezebel, she's been offered book deals, so I guess they're going easier.
post #5 of 79
Well, as long as you draw attention, you can be offered book deals whether they're going easier or harder on you, right?
post #6 of 79
No matter the gender, it's the product of a sad person. I guess I'm the party pooper, but it just comes across as Creepy and Lame competing for the top spot with this girl's project.
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I have to honestly say that this makes me a bit uncomfortable. But most of it comes from my disappointment at spending what should have been my most active years at a school with a worse boy/girl percentage than the fucking army. I'd like to meet the genius who decided to put the engineering department of the university in a different town than the law school, liberal fucking arts and sports department. You had a bunch of broke ass students, unable to afford travelling 100km each day, drinking themselves to sleep. Meanwhile 50km you had schools with an 80% female population going all Sodom and Gommora. It was soul shattering.

I don't think I'll ever hear a story about young people having a lot of sex and not feel just a little bit of jealousy as long as I live.
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I have to honestly say that this makes me a bit uncomfortable. But most of it comes from my disappointment at spending what should have been my most active years at a school with a worse boy/girl percentage than the fucking army. I'd like to meet the genius who decided to put the engineering department of the university in a different town than the law school, liberal fucking arts and sports department. You had a bunch of broke ass students, unable to afford travelling 100km each day, drinking themselves to sleep. Meanwhile 50km you had schools with an 80% female population going all Sodom and Gommora. It was soul shattering.

I don't think I'll ever hear a story about young people having a lot of sex and not feel just a little bit of jealousy as long as I live.
Fuck stel, if I could I'd give you a cuddle right now. That sounds like a form of non-torture at Guantanamo.
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I have to honestly say that this makes me a bit uncomfortable. But most of it comes from my disappointment at spending what should have been my most active years at a school with a worse boy/girl percentage than the fucking army. I'd like to meet the genius who decided to put the engineering department of the university in a different town than the law school, liberal fucking arts and sports department. You had a bunch of broke ass students, unable to afford travelling 100km each day, drinking themselves to sleep. Meanwhile 50km you had schools with an 80% female population going all Sodom and Gommora. It was soul shattering.

I don't think I'll ever hear a story about young people having a lot of sex and not feel just a little bit of jealousy as long as I live.
That. Fucking. Sucks.
post #10 of 79
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I'm curious how much the media will pay attention to this. When I first saw the thread titled, I just assumed it was a guy that did it. I wonder if they'll go easier on her because of her gender.
I imagine they'll be harder on her. Noone bats an eyelash when guys boast about the number of women they've fucked.
post #11 of 79
My favourite one, if you can call it that, was the guy asking if she loved big black cocks. You can imagine my suprise when he turned out to be a white guy.
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My favourite one, if you can call it that, was the guy asking if she loved big black cocks. You can imagine my suprise when he turned out to be a white guy.
You shouldn't be surprised at all. Half the porn in the world is based on the average white girl's supposed ravenous desire for big black cock. And due to limited mental capacity your average college jock is very susceptible to outside influence.

See also the hijacking of Dave Chapelle's comedy career.
post #13 of 79
I smell a CBS sitcom.
post #14 of 79
"Dudes my daughter %&$#@."
post #15 of 79
Didn't that girl in Mallrats do something similar?

And stel, it's okay. Have a chicken mcnugget. (Sorry for cross-thread contamination!)
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I imagine they'll be harder on her. Noone bats an eyelash when guys boast about the number of women they've fucked.
This. Right here.

If Tucker Max can get a book deal and a movie, so should she.
post #17 of 79
oh man what a hoebag she had sex with thirteen guys
post #18 of 79
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Didn't that girl in Mallrats do something similar?
Yep, and there are already a number of female-written college sex blogs on the Internet. So I don't understand why this girl's getting offered book deals. Because she named names and included pictures?
post #19 of 79
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Yep, and there are already a number of female-written college sex blogs on the Internet. So I don't understand why this girl's getting offered book deals. Because she named names and included pictures?
Maybe she took it in the pooper.
post #20 of 79
Looks like we've got a ready-made sequel for The Social Network. I'd love to read the Aaron Sorkin script for this!
post #21 of 79
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oh man what a hoebag she had sex with thirteen guys
She'd make a good employee; who would fuck the payroll, but at least it would be well documented. And admissible for the annual performance review.
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Maybe she took it in the pooper.
Anderson, really --uncouth and uncalled for.
post #23 of 79
Funny, but the woman comes off as trying to hard and is pretty lame. What's interesting here is that as the great rebalancing of the sexes continues in the future, there are invariably going to be more pseudo-chauvinistic women parading all the worst characteristics of douche men of yore.
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oh man what a hoebag she had sex with thirteen guys
At the same time?
post #25 of 79
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At the same time?
That's pretty tame for US college parties, Stel. God I miss buck naked Wednesdays while I was away at school...
post #26 of 79
And people wonder why I don't like Anderson.
post #27 of 79
I like Anderson.
post #28 of 79
I'm pretty sure Anderson's first two or three posts in the McNugget thread were trademarked dry humor. Then he ran with it like a lacrosse player trying to ball this chick.
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Everybody's seen it, and the guys involved are furious.
Well, I'm sure the dude with the tiny penis is but that guy with the highest rating is probably advertising his services about now.
post #30 of 79
That PPP is huge! I was going to glance at it but it nearly crashed my broswer (it said a 'script' was slowing me down, and asked if I'd like it to stop scripting). Who would spend so much time making something like that? It's a giant wall of text
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That PPP is huge!
That's what she said?
post #32 of 79
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That's what she said?
Power Point Presentation
post #33 of 79
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Well, I'm sure the dude with the tiny penis is but that guy with the highest rating is probably advertising his services about now.
Yeah, that guy is probably doing the Leo Strut all over campus right now. She made him sound like a beast in the sack.
post #34 of 79
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I'm pretty sure Anderson's first two or three posts in the McNugget thread were trademarked dry humor. Then he ran with it like a lacrosse player trying to ball this chick.
SPOILER!

I wonder what Camille Paglia has to say about this chick. Let me know what something posts at the HuffPo, Kate.
post #35 of 79
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Power Point Presentation
Do you seriously not get his joke?
post #36 of 79
More like Power Penis Presentation, amirite?

In this day and age, how can anybody that's grown up with the Internet not know how easy it is for stuff to go viral.
post #37 of 79
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Do you seriously not get his joke?
Of course I understood what he was talking about, I just wanted to clarify what my acronym stood for
post #38 of 79
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More like Power Penis Presentation, amirite?
More like Prodigious Penile Proportions.

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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22
Everybody's seen it, and the guys involved are furious.
I bet a lot of those guys are gonna be changing up their moves lest they be recognized.

And how do you deny that?

"Babe, who're you gonna believe? Me or this nasty skank?"

"I dunno, Chad? How does this skank know all about your 'D'?! And how does she know Brad likes to have girls 'all up on'at dick?!'"

"Shelly, would you just calm down an- Wait, how do YOU know about Brad's..."
post #39 of 79
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That's what she said?
Fuck, I was going to do it.
post #40 of 79
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
oh man what a hoebag she had sex with thirteen guys

Jake, I like you and think you're a funny a guy, but give me a fucking break. I get it, woman are held to a double standard when it comes to sex and you have a progressive attitude when it comes to female sexuality. I do too, there's obviously an unfair double standard, but you're taking the new age man thing too far. What she did is fucked, pure and simple. There's nothing wrong with her fucking 13 guys, but writing a power point and including the guys pictures, names of the guys involved and embarrassing details about them, and then distributing it to your friends is an incredibly unethical and overall shitty thing to do.

If a college male did this exact project, he'd be called a pig, and rightly so. Let's try to have some consistency here.
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Jake, I like you and think you're a funny a guy, but give me a fucking break. I get it, woman are held to a double standard when it comes to sex and you have a progressive attitude when it comes to female sexuality. I do too, there's obviously an unfair double standard, but you're taking taking the new age man thing too far. What she did is fucked, pure and simple. There's nothing wrong with her fucking 13 guys, but writing a power point and including the guys pictures, names of the guys involved and embarrassing details about them, and then distributing it to your friends is an incredibly unethical and overall shitty thing to do.

If a college male did this exact project, he'd be called a pig, and rightly so. Let's try to have some consistency here.
Thank you. A male probably would have been expelled and had charges brought against him. She gets a book deal.
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Originally Posted by Fat Elvis View Post
Anderson, really --uncouth and uncalled for.
Not to get in the middle of this, but in a thread about a girl who posted a detailed "fuck list" on all the guys she slept with, I can't imagine what's so offensive about Anderson's post.
post #43 of 79
It's Fat Elvis. Just ignore him.
post #44 of 79
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Originally Posted by Kevin Macken View Post
Jake, I like you and think you're a funny a guy, but give me a fucking break. I get it, woman are held to a double standard when it comes to sex and you have a progressive attitude when it comes to female sexuality. I do too, there's obviously an unfair double standard, but you're taking the new age man thing too far. What she did is fucked, pure and simple. There's nothing wrong with her fucking 13 guys, but writing a power point and including the guys pictures, names of the guys involved and embarrassing details about them, and then distributing it to your friends is an incredibly unethical and overall shitty thing to do.

If a college male did this exact project, he'd be called a pig, and rightly so. Let's try to have some consistency here.
To which, I say, again, Tucker Max.
post #45 of 79
Didn't Tucker Max invented most of his crap?
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It's Fat Elvis. Just ignore him.
Who are you to call for anyone's opinion to be ignored? Your whole persona, especially of late, is loud, obnoxious, and in the Devin thread borderline psychotic. Are you on medication? If not, please start.
post #47 of 79
Nah, you're just a complete douchebag and I treat you like one. Stop being a cunt and I'll respond accordingly.
post #48 of 79
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Originally Posted by Kevin Macken View Post
Jake, I like you and think you're a funny a guy, but give me a fucking break. I get it, woman are held to a double standard when it comes to sex and you have a progressive attitude when it comes to female sexuality. I do too, there's obviously an unfair double standard, but you're taking the new age man thing too far. What she did is fucked, pure and simple. There's nothing wrong with her fucking 13 guys, but writing a power point and including the guys pictures, names of the guys involved and embarrassing details about them, and then distributing it to your friends is an incredibly unethical and overall shitty thing to do.

If a college male did this exact project, he'd be called a pig, and rightly so. Let's try to have some consistency here.
Man, it was a joke. Unclench a little.
post #49 of 79
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Originally Posted by JacknifeJohnny View Post
Not to get in the middle of this, but in a thread about a girl who posted a detailed "fuck list" on all the guys she slept with, I can't imagine what's so offensive about Anderson's post.
It's always so humorous to see who gets offended first. It always says a lot more about the offended than the offender.

Above the Law's got a neat write-up about the case:
http://abovethelaw.com/2010/10/will-...d-to-lawsuits/


I'll change the link because some people won't get the joke.
post #50 of 79
This is awesome.

Men and women do this shit all the time - just most of us don't put it into powerpoint and wind up famous on the internet. She took regular bragging and made it hilarious. I'm not even getting into the sexism/double standards debate because I think it's way too complicated. Men and women are expected to behave differently, yeah, and I think both sides suffer for that in different ways, but I'd think this was hilarious whoever it was written by.
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