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Minka Kelly is "The Sexiest Woman Alive"

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According to Esquire:

Video and photos here.

Enjoy!

P.S. - Derek Jeter is a lucky man!
post #2 of 86
Derek Jeter? Isn't he that athlete (baseball?) that keeps sleeping with all these hot women and gives them STDs?
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Derek Jeter? Isn't he that athlete (baseball?) that keeps sleeping with all these hot women and gives them STDs?
There is a Jeter herpes tree around the net somewhere.
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Derek Jeter? Isn't he that athlete (baseball?) that keeps sleeping with all these hot women and gives them STDs?
I heard Mark Wahlberg shot him one time.
post #5 of 86
Somewhere, Kelly Brook is buying a sniper rifle, and heading to Esquire headquarters. Her wrath will be righteous and good.
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There is a Jeter herpes tree around the net somewhere.
post #7 of 86
Thread Starter 
Funny that the ongoing conversation revolves around Jeter and not Kelly.
post #8 of 86
She's very pretty. Best on the planet? Not by a long shot.
post #9 of 86
Oh these magazines...
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Minka is hot, but "sexiest woman in the world"? When I think of the sexiest women, she's not really on the list since she doesn't give us a public image that is pertain to sexiness like Megan Fox or Angelina Jolie do. I'm sure her bf appreciates this new title bestowed on his gf though.
post #11 of 86
Who the fuck is Minka Kelly?
post #12 of 86
Katey Segal minus 26 years?

500 Days of Autumn!!! HOOOOOOO!
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post #14 of 86
JacknifeJohnny, She is in...Friday Night Lights. I have not seen the series, but going by the pictures, I see she is a...Well Rounded, actress.
post #15 of 86
People should watch FNL because it's a great show, but she's definitely a bonus.
post #16 of 86
When I watched the fantastic first season of FNL, I came out of it with a huuuuuge crush on Connie Britton. Minka who!?
post #17 of 86
She is also some nice eye candy on Parenthood right now. It's not a bad show either.
post #18 of 86
Hell yes, Lyla Garrity. The judges also would have accepted Kelly's Roommate costar Leighton Meester.
post #19 of 86
Yeah, just watched 500 Days of Summer again last night. It's amazing she got a pretty high billing in that film for only being in the last 4 minutes or so.
post #20 of 86
Kelly actually looks a lot like Meester in that 2nd Esquire photo.
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Who the fuck is Minka Kelly?
Exactly. Who the fuck are half the people I keep being told are important by irrelevant magazines these days?
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Exactly. Who the fuck are half the people I keep being told are important by irrelevant magazines these days?
TOO RIGHT!!!
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P.S. - Derek Jeter is a lucky man!
Beard.
post #24 of 86
Who are all these self righteous people complaining about hot girls getting exposure? It never fails, you have some news regarding a hot girl, and instead of the appropriate response ("damn, that girl is hot!") we get people adding their two cents ("I've never heard of this person. She is average at best. Is this what the world considers news? Bah! I'm going to go read because I don't believe in owning a television".
post #25 of 86
Very very pretty girl. I'd give my (nonexistant) vote to Yvonne Strahovski, but Minka Kelly is certainly an acceptable choice.

And any male asking who she is should have their sperm count checked. Properly functioning testes should have naturally drawn the male eyes to Friday Night Lights when she was on it. Failing that, good taste should have done the same.

I'll take fluff pieces like this over stories about what bar/street/zoo Lindsay Lohan recently defiled any day.
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I'm wondering... if you were told that someone you consider attractive and, by extension, someone with whom you want to bed... has... say... herpes... does that make the person less attractive?
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I'm wondering... if you were told that someone you consider attractive and, by extension, someone with whom you want to bed... has... say... herpes... does that make the person less attractive?
What if she used to be a man?

...sorry, wrong thread.
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This just in: Rain Dog complains about modern culture, is out of touch old fart who can't appreciate beauty. News at 11.
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FILM at 11, Rath! FILM at 11!

News just doesn't sound right.
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This just in: Rain Dog complains about modern culture, is out of touch old fart who can't appreciate beauty. News at 11.
Hey I'm down with the kids man! I love their poppin fresh styles, their hippity hop and Lady Yaya!
post #31 of 86
Raindog, just watch FNL already. If it reached Down Under, that is.
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I tried watching it but I couldn't. I mean she's supposed to be nice and two episodes after her boyfriend gets crippled she's making out with his fuck-up best friend (whose hair is lame by the way)? I will not condone such perversity. No sir.
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Well that's whats great about it. Shit like that actually happens.

The hair is a bit much, but Taylor Kitsch, who plays that character - Tim Riggins - gets a lot better. And overall season 1 is great.
post #34 of 86
Pretty? Yes.
Sexiest Woman alive? Not even close.
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Not even close.
post #36 of 86
I don't think Rain Dog would like FNL. After all, it's a piece of American culture that is hopeful while being realistic, and it doesn't perpetually suggest that we're in the last days of the Roman Empire.
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it reached Down Under
Which, whilst watching the video, is precisely what I did.
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And overall season 1 is great.
Too bad season 2 was apocalyptically bad. There's such a strange drop in quality in season 2 that it seems like they basically ignored everything that happened in it for season 3.
post #39 of 86
There are some great parts in Season Two, though. That's when Taylor Kitsch stepped up and became a Clooney-sized "movie star on a tv show."
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She's no Odette Yustman.
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She is also the second-hottest cast member of Friday Night Lights.

Yeah, I'm talking about Tyra Collette. Her legs go all the way down to the ground.
post #42 of 86
Hottest woman alive, hell no. Flavor of the month that FHM want to be a part of, hell yes.
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There are some great parts in Season Two, though. That's when Taylor Kitsch stepped up and became a Clooney-sized "movie star on a tv show."
I stopped about 6 episodes into season 2. I just wasn't enjoying it the way I did with season 1. So season 3 gets back to it, eh? I guess I'll just have to put my head down and power through...
post #44 of 86
The DirecTV move is great for them, because they shoot all the episodes at once now, and the shorter seasons really allow them to follow the format of a football season without a lot of sidebars like they had to do in Seasons One and Two. I haven't seen Season Four in its entirety, but Season Three is pretty damn great, the storyline with J.D. and his evil dad is fantastic, and Coach Taylor gets some awesome shit to do with Saracen, and Riggins continues to be the man. And Smash and Street and the rest, here in Dillon Texas.
post #45 of 86
Looks like I'll have to brush up on Season 1 and start from the beginning. I absolutely don't mind that. I loved season 1 so much. Bought it sight unseen due to an old thread that was praising it to high heaven years ago.
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I mean, to be fair, Season 1 is one of those tv seasons that if that had been it, the show would be legendary. Season 2 took a lot of risks, some of them worked (more Rigs and softening him), some of them didn't (Landry and Tyra killing a dude, although I liked his stuff with Grizzly Park's Glenn Morshower), and most of them were because they were still on NBC. DirecTV has been very hands off, and it's helped the show immensely. Also, because it's the only original show on DTV, they can make a big Emmy push each year.
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(Landry and Tyra killing a dude
This was the subplot that lost me. That, and I had a hard time getting to Landry as a more prominent character. I could never see him as anything other than a freckled Matt Damon look-alike.
post #48 of 86
That subplot disappears soon after it's resolved, although there is one glaring moment where you're like "um..."

Landry gets some nice stuff, including re-enacting Weezer's Pink Triangle. It's clear they introduced him/beefed him up because they made the mistake of starting their core cast in season 1 as juniors and seniors with Little Taylor as the only frosh.
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Oh shit... I see that all of the episodes are available on Netflix Instant! Yes!
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I don't think Rain Dog would like FNL. After all, it's a piece of American culture that is hopeful while being realistic, and it doesn't perpetually suggest that we're in the last days of the Roman Empire.
Nah I'm just not all that interested in a show about a bunch of redneck jocks, realistic or otherwise. My missus loves it tho.

Is it extra friendly to christianity Rath? Does it get you wet as a consequence?
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