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post #1 of 28
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Sequel to the 80s hit in the works.

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post #2 of 28
So sad, so very, very sad.
post #3 of 28
Goddamnit Cruise.
post #4 of 28
I suppose the world is ready again for another Kenny Loggins Soundtrack.
post #5 of 28
Will the ICEMAN returneth???
post #6 of 28
No, he'll be too busy raiding the ice cream truck. Zing! Really, even when I was a kid my nascent cinematic tastebuds told me that Top Gun was a piece of shit, I haven't seen it in 20 years or so, but I'm pretty sure that's still true. I would like to see Kilmer return though, just to see if he still has it in him to kick Tom Cruise's ass in a rematch (if the behind-the-scenes rumors are to be believed).
post #7 of 28
This kinda thing really doesn't bother me and I don't see why it gets people so irate. It doesn't sound like some artistically redundant remake and it could be a fun Friday Night Flick.

Best article title in a long time, by the way.
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Will the ICEMAN returneth???
He would actually be perfect for the now fat grumpy instructor. "You're dangerous....give me a jelly donut....dangerous...."
post #9 of 28
Burning question: Does "Slider" still stink?
post #10 of 28
"Next summer, get ready to have your breath . . . RETAKEN!"

The big question is will they cheapshit the flying sequences with CGI. The genuine aerial sequences in the original were about the only thing the film really had going for it.
post #11 of 28
No-fly zone, only the Danger Zone.

Top Gun: Tokyo Drift
post #12 of 28
Hopefully Maverick is now flying cargo planes full of rubber dogshit out of Hong Kong.

Get James Tolkan back, that's all that I ask.
post #13 of 28
Honestly, for movies like this I don't mind a 25 year later sequel (holy crap, I'm old!!!). The original sure isn't a cinematic classic, except for the '80's cheese factor/nostalgia.

I figure with a sequel or a reboot, there's nowhere to go but up.

Just please fellas, keep your shirts on this time.

Oh, and on the way to the set, somebody sweep the Doritos crumbs off of Val Kilmer and get a crane to cart his fat ass to the shoot.
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Originally Posted by Johnny Tremaine View Post

Oh, and on the way to the set, somebody sweep the Doritos crumbs off of Val Kilmer and get a crane to cart his fat ass to the shoot.
IceboxMan.
post #15 of 28
Now that 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' appears to be on the verge of being revoked, I'm hoping for a few musical numbers and a Nathan Lane or Lance Bass cameo.
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Honestly, for movies like this I don't mind a 25 year later sequel (holy crap, I'm old!!!). The original sure isn't a cinematic classic, except for the '80's cheese factor/nostalgia.
Fuck. You.
post #17 of 28
This news probably made Kenny Loggins' day.

I bet he's already tuning the guitar and synthesizers.

What would make him really happy though is Caddy Shack 3.
post #18 of 28
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Originally Posted by Johnny Tremaine View Post
This news probably made Kenny Loggins' day.

I bet he's already tuning the guitar and synthesizers.

What would make him really happy though is Caddy Shack 3.
Or Back Over The Top, perhaps.
post #19 of 28
The cast for Top Gun was pretty epic and stuffed with many rising stars of their day.

Today, we'll get Zac Efron as maverick and perhaps, bieber as goose.
post #20 of 28
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Originally Posted by Imperator GAC View Post
The cast for Top Gun was pretty epic and stuffed with many rising stars of their day.

Today, we'll get Zac Efron as maverick and perhaps, bieber as goose.
I could easily some vacuum like Channing Tatum in the lead.
post #21 of 28
Didn't Goose have a son? Maybe make it an Iron Eagle deal, the grown boy must rescue Maverick or some such.
post #22 of 28
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I could easily some vacuum like Channing Tatum in the lead.
No, you're thinking to small. We need vacuums who will attempt to chew the scenery when in reality they are creating cyclones of suck. We need Tommy Wiseau and Billy Zane. Tell me I'm fucking wrong!
Wiseau:"I've guuut teeeeh neeeaaad...teh neeeed fuuuuu speeeeeeeed!"
Zane:*Furrows eyebrows furiously*
post #23 of 28
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Originally Posted by Park Chan-wookie View Post
We need Tommy Wiseau
Think of that volleyball scene!
post #24 of 28
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(except for the occasional mis-calculation that accidentally blows up an Everything You Love Factory & Orphanarium)
Okay this made me giggle quite heartily. Kudos Mr.Brown.

As far as this news go - there really aren't enough facepalms to cover my response.
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Originally Posted by Imperator GAC View Post
The cast for Top Gun was pretty epic and stuffed with many rising stars of their day.

Today, we'll get Zac Efron as maverick and perhaps, bieber as goose.
Awesome.

Its wonderful to see Bruckheimer and Hollywood turning up their original meters up to 11. The most surprising news is of Cruise actually appearing in this. How the mighty fall.
post #26 of 28
We know this is leading up to The Outsiderers.
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We know this is leading up to The Outsiderers.
The Wrath of Pony Boy!
post #28 of 28
If this includes a volleyball scene where Kilmer's character waves off after about five minutes of wheezing his way around the court to go see what's in the cooler, but still shot in slow-mo with a cheezy 80s rock song, I'm there.
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