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Things Which Bring Spike Marshall Joy

post #1 of 48
10/22/10 at 8:48pm
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List them, please.
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post #2 of 48
10/22/10 at 8:53pm
Be nice.
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post #3 of 48
10/22/10 at 8:54pm
Movies. That's enough for him to be in this place.
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post #4 of 48
10/22/10 at 8:55pm
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I'm just teasing. I hope Spike knows I'm just teasing.

Also, I didn't want that god-awful Bancroft thread to get any more attention.
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post #5 of 48
10/23/10 at 12:06am
My dick.
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post #6 of 48
10/23/10 at 12:28am
Blow jobs work for most guys. I don't like giving them, personally, but to each his own.
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post #7 of 48
10/23/10 at 12:47am
A pole vault...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFaW5r4lryE
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post #8 of 48
10/23/10 at 2:09am
The unending admiration and love of Sphere Monk
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post #9 of 48
10/23/10 at 2:42am
Spike should start one of these for Rain Dog.

Also, yes to both Tati's and Jake's answers.
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post #10 of 48
10/23/10 at 2:51am
Bellucci.
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post #11 of 48
10/23/10 at 3:00am
My guess is Spike is thinking this is a waste of bandwidth.
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post #12 of 48
10/23/10 at 3:23am
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Originally Posted by Teitr Styrr View Post
My guess is Spike is thinking this is a waste of bandwidth.
He wouldn't be the only one. Fact.
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post #13 of 48
10/23/10 at 6:37am
Dr Who and foreign Cinema.

Spike is a good guy but seems to be on a bit of a downer at the moment. Hope you are ok man.
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post #14 of 48
10/23/10 at 7:10am
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
My dick.
Jake, not everything revolves around your dick.
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post #15 of 48
10/23/10 at 7:11am
A lot of things do, though. It has its own gravity.
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post #16 of 48
10/23/10 at 2:19pm
Oliver Cromwell. I think that's about it.
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post #17 of 48
10/23/10 at 3:34pm
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Originally Posted by Ken Savage View Post
Dr Who and foreign Cinema.
Don't forget hatin' some Irish! No matter what his current avatar/user-title is, I always think "really hates the Irish" when I see his name.

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Spike is a good guy but seems to be on a bit of a downer at the moment. Hope you are ok man.
Agreed & sentiment echoed.

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Originally Posted by Kevin Macken View Post
Oliver Cromwell.
See above.
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post #18 of 48
12/24/10 at 1:18pm
Because tis' the season I've decided to answer this thread to give Rath a little more trolling ammunition.

CONTENT brings me joy. Which is why I don't post too often. My view is that if you don't have anything new to add to a conversation then you shouldn't say anything. Is this a douchey point of view? Yes it is! But it's just the way I am and it's why I find this place difficult to deal with at times and why I often come across as combative, because a lot of the time I feel I can post because I've got a contrary opinion.

Anyway, Merry Christmas y'all. Don't stay up to late trolling me.
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post #19 of 48
12/24/10 at 2:01pm
Spike Marshall, So you are...Content, to post when actual...Content is discussed, giving you the...Contentment you desire? Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year...Spike!
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post #20 of 48
12/24/10 at 4:16pm
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It was a joke. But I see the humor in you, who started a thread to deny Princess Kate joy, calling me a troll.

In 2011, I look forward to talking about movies 99.5% of the time, and I hope I say something you find worthwhile. But I don't know if you will -- after all, I do post in the B-Movie thread.
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post #21 of 48
12/24/10 at 4:32pm
My dying breath.
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post #22 of 48
12/24/10 at 5:20pm
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
My dying breath.
I honestly don't care that much. But thanks for continuing to be the kind of slimeball who forces his way into EVERY conversation. I hope Santa brings you a nice new 'Look At. OH GOD LOOK AT ME!!!!!' sign for Christmas.
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post #23 of 48
12/24/10 at 5:40pm
Merry Christmas to you too, Spike. Maybe he'll bring you a wench so you can finally get that stick out of your ass.
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post #24 of 48
12/24/10 at 5:44pm
I don't think wenches do that sort of work. I think perhaps a proctologist.
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post #25 of 48
12/24/10 at 5:45pm
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I don't think wenches do that sort of work.
Depends how much you're willing to pay.
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post #26 of 48
12/24/10 at 5:48pm
I can really feel the Christmas cheer in here. And the good will towards men.
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post #27 of 48
12/24/10 at 6:03pm
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McCartney was banned, to begin with. There was no doubt whatsoever about that.
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post #28 of 48
12/24/10 at 6:16pm
Winch. I'm a moron, but you knew that already. Oops, there I go making it about me again.
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post #29 of 48
12/24/10 at 6:33pm
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Originally Posted by Spike Marshall View Post
I honestly don't care that much. But thanks for continuing to be the kind of slimeball who forces his way into EVERY conversation. I hope Santa brings you a nice new 'Look At. OH GOD LOOK AT ME!!!!!' sign for Christmas.
I always wonder what goes through poster's heads when they're thinking of something to write and decide "Fuck it, I'm just gonna go ahead and launch a scathing personal attack!!"
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post #30 of 48
12/24/10 at 6:41pm
Haha, I don't give a shit. The day I give a flying motherfuck about what Spike Marshall thinks of me will be the day that I scratch the constant itch at the roof of my mouth with the barrel of a gun for the last time, ever. I'm just a dumb city-fied redneck on the internet.

I'll just sit and wait here for his obligatory "Hopefully sooner rather than later" riposte.
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post #31 of 48
12/24/10 at 6:46pm
Although I did send him a PM to bury the hatchet a while back, to which he replied. I guess that all fell apart, though. Haha.
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post #32 of 48
12/25/10 at 12:43am
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Originally Posted by Spike Marshall View Post
I honestly don't care that much. But thanks for continuing to be the kind of slimeball who forces his way into EVERY conversation. I hope Santa brings you a nice new 'Look At. OH GOD LOOK AT ME!!!!!' sign for Christmas.
You're such a cock! Merry Christmas!
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post #33 of 48
12/25/10 at 3:15am
I think both Spike and Rath are perfect for each other. There's a buddy comedy just waiting. "OMG! They're so fucking opposite! And they loathe each other! Let's see what whacky hijinks ensue when the two are thrust together!"
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post #34 of 48
12/25/10 at 8:38am
I actually like Rath.
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post #35 of 48
12/25/10 at 11:57am
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Okay. Why?
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post #36 of 48
12/25/10 at 12:11pm
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Originally Posted by Bancroft Agee View Post
I think both Spike and Paul McCartney are perfect for each other. There's a buddy comedy just waiting. "OMG! They're so fucking opposite! And they loathe each other! Let's see what whacky hijinks ensue when the two are thrust together!"
Now we're cooking with gasoline.

(Not a knock on either of those guys, as I've enjoyed posts from both of them.)
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post #37 of 48
12/25/10 at 12:19pm
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Originally Posted by RathBandu View Post
Okay. Why?
Even Rath doesn't understand why someone would like him!

Merry Christmas, everyone!
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post #38 of 48
12/25/10 at 12:25pm
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Originally Posted by RathBandu View Post
Okay. Why?
You're honest, you're smart, you know your shit about films and can articulate them and you tend to not get involved in digressions in threads. Your tastes also synch up perfectly with mine and so you're the person whose recommendations I take the most to heart.
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post #39 of 48
12/25/10 at 12:33pm
I like Rath when he posts about movies, but lately he seems more interested in being "the new Devin" around here then doing that. I can't remember the last time he posted about a movie. He's mostly just bitching about people. That might be honest, but it's also tired and I'd rather see him prove the shit he knows about film and articulate it in threads about movies. The first piece of advice I can give to people who spend a lot of time bitching about CHUD is to do something productive about it rather then bitching. But that's just me.

I honestly don't know why I'm posting in this thread. I'm waiting for my brother to wake up to open presents.

I hate threads like this. Even if they're born out of some kind of mean-spirited jabs, they only serve to be masturbatory and self-congratulatory. "Look at us, we're part of a community, people talk about us on an internet forum!" Who gives a shit?

It's all so very boring and not nearly as interesting as you guys think it is. Congratulations on occasionally being assholes on the internet and not liking people. Now go post about movies.
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post #40 of 48
12/25/10 at 1:53pm
Spike and Rath mostly talk about movies and their other interests (for Rath, theater and crime novels; for Spike, video games and music). If they sometimes don't along, I can only imagine it's because they're too similar. They can be contemptuous people, which I'm not necessarily* a fan of, but that's only one aspect of their personalities. I tend to read most snark on the boards as good-humored anyway, which may not always be accurate but does make it a lot more enjoyable and less tense.

*Also not a fan of the word necessarily. It always looks misspelled to me, whether or not it is.
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post #41 of 48
12/25/10 at 4:17pm
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Originally Posted by Parker
I can't remember the last time he posted about a movie. He's mostly just bitching about people. That might be honest, but it's also tired and I'd rather see him prove the shit he knows about film and articulate it in threads about movies.
I guarantee you that now the holidays are over, you'll be seeing a lot more of this. Plus, Oscar season, which is for me like what football is for other people, But for the record:

http://www.chud.com/forum/showthread...53#post3101653

http://www.chud.com/forum/showpost.p...3&postcount=10

http://www.chud.com/forum/showpost.p...32&postcount=7

http://www.chud.com/forum/showpost.p...75&postcount=6 (bumping a thread I started)

http://www.chud.com/forum/showpost.p...73&postcount=9

http://www.chud.com/forum/showpost.p...61&postcount=8

And although this is in the self-promotion thread, here's another film-related project I've been working on:

http://www.chud.com/forum/showthread.php?t=129902

That being said, it really did surprise me when I went to my "most recent posts" count and saw just how much of it was bitching and snark and general nastiness. I felt kind of bad about that.
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post #42 of 48
12/25/10 at 4:40pm
Aliens
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post #43 of 48
12/25/10 at 5:15pm
Parker sums up my feelings on discussions like this. Also, not that he gives a fuck but this thread isn't doing Rath any favors in my book.
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post #44 of 48
12/25/10 at 6:29pm
I think I'm going to check out of this thread too. Somebody let me know who wins the dick measuring contest once it's all over.
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post #45 of 48
12/25/10 at 6:39pm
SPOILER!

(If you hate someone you never met so much you need to make a spite thread about them, no matter the size of your dick, the number goes down 3. It's like the back of the headpiece that leads you to the Well of Souls. You take back one Kadam for the Hebrew God who hates petty shit.)
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post #46 of 48
12/25/10 at 6:51pm
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Originally Posted by RathBandu View Post
I'm just teasing. I hope Spike knows I'm just teasing.

Also, I didn't want that god-awful Bancroft thread to get any more attention.
From an early post in this thread, which I started as a joke in October. Spike chose to bump it.
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post #47 of 48
12/26/10 at 9:11pm
Here's the deal, from January onwards I'm to go all Thumper and only say something when I've got something nice to say. As much as people don't like me, you all seem to still respect my opinion on stuff so that's what I'm going to stick to. Seems the easiest solution.
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post #48 of 48
12/26/10 at 9:16pm
I don't like it. I'll take the current Spike, thanks.
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