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UWE BOLL GETS FAT

post #1 of 7
10/25/10 at 6:00am
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His next film is titled Blubberella. You can't make this shit up.


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post #2 of 7
10/25/10 at 6:31am
Wait, where's Auschwitz?
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post #3 of 7
10/25/10 at 6:56am
Boll works fast. He's probably finished it.
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post #4 of 7
10/25/10 at 7:06am
For the filmmaker bitching, moping and crying why your time hasn't come, get on your fucking kness and pray to whatever religion/God you fancy and ask for:

1) Vengeance

&/or

2) Money

&/or

3) Fuck it! That you life be taken here & now.
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post #5 of 7
10/25/10 at 9:06am
I thought for sure this guy would drowned in a tepid failurepond of hooker blood, backwashed cocaine and his own flopsweat by now. Color me impressed.
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post #6 of 7
10/25/10 at 12:14pm
I literally cannot fathom how he receives the funding he does for these films. Didn't the whole "German tax loophole" thing get changed on him? It's distressing to live in a world where people like Niel Marshall have to scrape and grovel to get their dream projects off the ground, and yet Uwe Boll gets to make movies about Auschwitz and 9/11

Anyway, this sounds terrible (not just because of Boll's involvement). It's cynical nonsense made to generate a quick buck cashing in on the whole "fat acceptance" thing. It's like making a "christian" movie or a Tyler Perry flick; you know there will be a built in audience so it doesn't matter if the final product is junk.
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post #7 of 7
10/25/10 at 12:20pm
Damn, and Rampage set such a high bar of mediocrity.
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