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Christina Hendricks was mistaken for a hooker

post #1 of 59
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WWTDD

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Christina Hendricks was taking a break from filming ‘Drive” outside a pawnshop in LA today, when a man approached her, reportedly mistaking her for a prostitute before being led away by a member of the crew.




post #2 of 59
Ewwwwww! That's exactly the kind of person you would expect would need to pay for sex.

And I can KIND of see how he would mistake her for a hooker but not really, she's pretty well covered. Besides the heels and the sunglasses she could be going to do her laundry in that outfit.
post #3 of 59
Blech. I guess it's admirable that she's out among the people and all, but I'd have thought there would be better on set security.
post #4 of 59
That first picture could be an Edward Hopper painting.
post #5 of 59
I'd really love to know exactly what is being said in that second picture.

Also, his belly protrudes so much that it almost looks like he has T-Rex arms.
post #6 of 59
Well, you never know for sure unless you ask.
post #7 of 59
hence forth those shoes will be called her hooker shoes.
post #8 of 59
She looks to be taking it in stride, but honestly, I got upset for her while reading that.
post #9 of 59
It wasn't Los Angeles, it was Santa Clarita. #saidtoomuch
post #10 of 59
The pictures make me think the whole thing was set up, that the photographer and fat man were in cahoots. Either way, her laughing in the third picture gives this a happy ending.
post #11 of 59
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Originally Posted by Ratty View Post
That first picture could be an Edward Hopper painting.
Some would say Hendricks was born to be a Vargas girl, but I favor the shots in Mad Men reminiscent of Hopper. My favorite being at the end of Babylon, when Joan and Roger are leaving the hotel.
post #12 of 59
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll View Post
The pictures make me think the whole thing was set up, that the photographer and fat man were in cahoots. Either way, her laughing in the third picture gives this a happy ending.
Hendricks and happy ending being mentioned together make me happy.
post #13 of 59
Looks like an ugly and overweight version of Jon Polito. And that's saying something.
post #14 of 59
You guys may pooh pooh and ridicule this man but did anyone stop and think? "What if it worked?" Hendricks is there, she's got nothing to do, maybe a bit bored. Along comes this guy propositioning her. She thinks "Hey, he looks like a mess. I could probably finish him off in a minute. 50 bucks for a minute's work ain't too shabby."

And then what do you get? The guy is happy. Hendricks isn't bored anymore. Plus she's made an extra fifty. With an outcome so positive you gotta take a shot, no matter the odds.
post #15 of 59
Well said.. Well said. I'm off to Santa Clarita....
post #16 of 59
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Originally Posted by stelios View Post
With an outcome so positive you gotta take a shot, no matter the odds.
And from that day forward, Christina could never go out in public, now that the slobbering masses constantly test the theory of Hendrick's Wager.
post #17 of 59
She's just insanely hot in every photo she ever shows in, isn't she?
post #18 of 59
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Originally Posted by stelios View Post
pooh pooh and ridicule
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50 bucks
Lowballing a nice looking lady like that would just be tacky
post #19 of 59
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Originally Posted by Disciple_72 View Post
Lowballing a nice looking lady like that would just be tacky
Woah, you pay more than 50$ for a streetwalker over there? I was just extrapolating a fee from what goes around here. Criminalization of prostitution is really fucking you guys, price wise.
post #20 of 59
That dude probably turned around and got himself a really neat Mary Jane Watson maquette for the $50 he was gonna give her, a much finer investment, so she really ought to think about that.
post #21 of 59
This is probably the pose that got her in trouble:



Loans? Pussy loans? Could be.
post #22 of 59
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Originally Posted by Andrew Merriweather View Post
She's just insanely hot in every photo she ever shows in, isn't she?
Um.....

post #23 of 59
Still hot.
post #24 of 59
Totally would.
post #25 of 59
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Originally Posted by t3cii View Post
Um.....

not seeing the problem here.

Also, this dude has gigantic balls. Glad she took it in stride and is doing fine. Damn fine. Mmm.
post #26 of 59
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Originally Posted by stelios View Post
Woah, you pay more than 50$ for a streetwalker over there? I was just extrapolating a fee from what goes around here. Criminalization of prostitution is really fucking you guys, price wise.
?

50$ is hardly any money around here. You can't even buy a videogame for that much. A transaction for that amount would be ridiculously exploitative, Stelios.
post #27 of 59
Believe it or not, 50$ is even less of an amount over here than it is over there.
post #28 of 59
Just to be clear, I was trying to make a joke before about how pooh and ridicule and other special requests from a hot hooker would probably cost more than 50 bucks.

I now wash my hands of this discussion about WHORE FEES.
post #29 of 59
I wonder now if the next time she and her husband role play in the bedroom, and he says, "Ok, you dress like a hooker, and I'll be your John," will she come out dressed like that?
post #30 of 59
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Originally Posted by Martianman View Post
I wonder now if the next time she and her husband role play in the bedroom, and he says, "Ok, you dress like a hooker, and I'll be your John," will she come out dressed like that?
only if he comes out looking like that.
post #31 of 59
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
not seeing the problem here.
Pale skin, no makeup, puffy eyes, the hair, the clothes. I don't buy for a second that any of you would think she looked hot if you didn't know who she was and saw her out like that on the street.
post #32 of 59
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Originally Posted by Princess Kate View Post
?

50$ is hardly any money around here. You can't even buy a videogame for that much. A transaction for that amount would be ridiculously exploitative, Stelios.
Devils advocate, what amount of money offered for sex wouldn't be exploitative?
post #33 of 59
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Originally Posted by t3cii View Post
Pale skin, no makeup, puffy eyes, the hair, the clothes. I don't buy for a second that any of you would think she looked hot if you didn't know who she was and saw her out like that on the street.
There is actually a girl who does hair on shows here in NOLA who looks a lot like that and I have always found her to be kind of hot. Just depends on what you like.
post #34 of 59
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Originally Posted by Chris Miller View Post
Devils advocate, what amount of money offered for sex wouldn't be exploitative?
Asking the lady what she charges would be a good start - naturally in the case of Christina Hendricks, the answer would be far more than you can afford.
post #35 of 59
You guys do realize she's shooting a movie, right? So there were at least two film cameras pointed at or near her. There's no way he thought she was a prostitute. Likely she was amused that a dude stumbled on the set.
post #36 of 59
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Originally Posted by t3cii View Post
Pale skin, no makeup, puffy eyes, the hair, the clothes. I don't buy for a second that any of you would think she looked hot if you didn't know who she was and saw her out like that on the street.
Gimme a break, dude. I'd pound anything.
post #37 of 59
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Originally Posted by Chris Miller View Post
Devils advocate, what amount of money offered for sex wouldn't be exploitative?
What Cleo said.
post #38 of 59
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll View Post
The pictures make me think the whole thing was set up, that the photographer and fat man were in cahoots. Either way, her laughing in the third picture gives this a happy ending.
I could totally believe it was a set up, what better way to get drama than to create it yourself?

And Andre raises a good point about it being a film set. Even if there weren't cameras pointed at her at the time there would have been trucks with equipment and people carrying lights and eating sandwiches and cables all over the place. But who cares really? It's like the sad Keanu photos, they're just amusing whether they're real or fake.
post #39 of 59
I was there. I thought I made that obvious.
post #40 of 59
I had no idea you were such a portly fellow.
post #41 of 59
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Originally Posted by Andre Dellamorte View Post
I was there. I thought I made that obvious.
You don't look at all like I'd pictured you.

Edit: Ninja'd by Werewolf Girl as I read the thread!
post #42 of 59
I went as high as $78.
post #43 of 59
I would have thought she had "Money to Loan" not "Money to Moan".
post #44 of 59
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Originally Posted by t3cii View Post
Pale skin, no makeup, puffy eyes, the hair, the clothes. I don't buy for a second that any of you would think she looked hot if you didn't know who she was and saw her out like that on the street.
In that pic she looks like a single mother of a shitty kid who has just finished a crying jag. That's my demographic.
post #45 of 59
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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl View Post
I could totally believe it was a set up, what better way to get drama than to create it yourself?

And Andre raises a good point about it being a film set. Even if there weren't cameras pointed at her at the time there would have been trucks with equipment and people carrying lights and eating sandwiches and cables all over the place. But who cares really? It's like the sad Keanu photos, they're just amusing whether they're real or fake.
The link I posted mentions it was a film set.
post #46 of 59
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Originally Posted by Mad Man Mundt View Post
In that pic she looks like a single mother of a shitty kid who has just finished a crying jag. That's my demographic.
Aim high, my brother. Aim for the fuckin stars.

wait.....
post #47 of 59
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Originally Posted by t3cii View Post
Pale skin, no makeup, puffy eyes, the hair, the clothes. I don't buy for a second that any of you would think she looked hot if you didn't know who she was and saw her out like that on the street.
Seconded (thirded?). Just looks like a chubby ratty girl in those. Love her, but she ain't great aaaaaaall the time.
post #48 of 59
To which other cast member was the guy led by the crew member? I need closure!
post #49 of 59
I see that all the time on the streets of Manhattan: beautiful movie stars, models, and just everyday hotties who dress down so as not to draw attention to themselves. The mystery alone usually gets a double take from me. It looks pretty clear to me that there's something great going on behind those shades.
post #50 of 59

A Playboy shoot from 10 years ago w/ Hendricks... No nudity, but her original boobs!

 

http://www.thesmokingjacket.com/girls/christina-hendricks-rare-playboy-photos

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