WEREWOLVES VS. WHEELCHAIRED PRESIDENT

Probably exactly how cheap it'll be.

I really need to get work done on my screenplay "Teddy Roosevelt and his Rough Riders vs Las Momias luchadoras de Guanajuato".
Its Teddy and his cavalry men vs luchador mummies....i mean, thats original, isnt it?

This sounds just awful. This genre mash up stuff is becoming seriously grating. If I want an FDR movie I'll watch WARM SPRINGS, thank you very much. A real FDR movie is infinitely more interesting to me than this brain dead silliness.

Also, this story is note worthy because Burton has officially become a disincentive for me to become excited about a project

The title alone makes me want to see this.

Me, too.

If you don't want to review this, Steve, I will. Gladly.

Things like this have a way of being assigned to me - there's no way I'm NOT reviewing it if it's tangible.

My offer still stands. Think of it as a safety-net, in case you get unexpectedly called away to deliver some more James Marsters western hilarity or something.

Man, I hope FDR: American Badass is a real movie.

Time to get ahead of the curve and write JIMMY CARTER ON MARS.

Just a pre-cursor to the Cripple Revolution.

These type of movies need to die already and not a single one has released yet.

I hope Jon Voight plays him.

I hate these fucking fads so very, very much.

Oh, disparage the genre until you read my upcoming classic treatment, "THE GROVER CLEVELAND TORSO MURDERER!"

This now exists too.

 

I'd probably rather watch Motherfucking Space Nazis if I'm being honest

 

Ray Wise = at least a rental.

 

They really got a great cast for what looks like a high school class project.

 

FUCK POLIOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Polio jokes?  Too soon, man.  Too soon.

I'm so incredibly down for this. That trailer made me laugh hard. I'd much rather have this Garth Marenghi looking thing over Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter any day.

 

It looks like a Funny or Die sketch, or an Adult Swim show, but I don't care as it has some amazingly funny line readings. 

 

"SHUT THE FUCK UP EINSTEIN!" 

 

"Player to player, pimp to pimp, I appreciate it"

 

"Marco...Polio"

 

Barry Bostwick and Ray Wise? Ya'll be trippin' if not excited. 

 

 

I'm down. That made me chuckle quite a bit. Reminded me of the recent release, CHILLERAMA, in tone (Ray Wise was in that too). Looks waaaay better than the "I Was a Teenage Werebear" segment.

 

Barry Bostwick is quite the badass indeed.

I want this. I will never get it, but I want it nonetheless.

 

Seeing him in that wheelchair of death brings back memories of the completely AWESOME missile launching battle bike Bostwick had when he played COMMANDER ACE HUNTER in 1982's Megaforce:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Agree that there are some very funny line readings from him in that FDR: American Badass trailer, almost a Lithgowesque quality about him.

 

That trailer is real?Fuck me! Further investigation says that Kevin Sorbo has a cameo as Abe Lincoln. Sold!

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This one seems to be taking the piss out of the subgenre though.