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Jessica Alba's tits

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Thread Starter 
via cell phone pics.

Needs less pregnant belly and more breastestes.
post #2 of 21
Excelsior!
post #3 of 21
Seems like a pretty nice set of photos to send to your dude. So he fucking leaked them to the net huh?

What's that scar on her abdomen? Doesn't look like an appendix incision and I don't think she's had a kid before. Ectopic pregnancy? Ouch.
post #4 of 21
Kat Dennings and Kirsten Dunst on the same day tops this.
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Just cuz I think I got Jessica Alba pegged, I think this is her way of working the Machete flap.
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In the wake of Dennings, this is eight kinds of meh.
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
via cell phone pics.

Needs less pregnant belly and more breastestes.
Pregnant belly is plenty.

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Originally Posted by Nardo View Post
What's that scar on her abdomen? Doesn't look like an appendix incision and I don't think she's had a kid before. Ectopic pregnancy? Ouch.
I don't think that is a scar, I think it is simply folded skin/clothing indentation.

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Kirsten Dunst
WHA?!?! Where?!!?
post #8 of 21
Venture to Egotastic.
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Here's Dunst (video and site NSFW, obviously).
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I feel cheated somehow.
post #11 of 21
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Dunst is a total butter face. I have no idea who the other chick is.
post #12 of 21
Kat Dennings was in The House Bunny, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist and The 40 Year Old Virgin.

In The 40 Year Old Virgin, she played Catherine Keener's whiny daughter with the massive rack.

She liberated those tits, people. It was majestic.
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While it's slightly tragic to see anyone's private life suddenly exposed to millions of people online without their consent, I can't help but have little sympathy for celebrities who willfully transmit naked photos of themselves only to then act astonished when those same photos turn up on the internet. If you never want anyone to see you naked, always wear protective clothing when engaging in recreational photography. You'd think there would have been enough 'leaked' photos of one sort or another in the past decade to make that lesson clear.

And..

I have even less sympathy given the fact that it's Jessica Alba*. Someone I know went to highschool with her (a few grades below her) and she said that Ms Alba was consistently rude to everyone, and very stuck up due to her ALEX MACK fame

*Though I liked her on DARK ANGEL, back in the day, she's been a very weak screen presence ever since ( a show I loved and watched religiously, at least the first season)
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She liberated those tits, people. It was majestic.
Seriously. It's the Lawrence of Arabia of leaked celebrity nudes.
post #15 of 21
This thread title = great band name.
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In the wake of Dennings, this is eight kinds of meh.
I concur. Dennings for the win. Her rack is scrumtrulescent!

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This thread title = great band name.
LOL!
post #17 of 21
I had to hunt like a man on the... Hunt... But I found those Dennings pictures. My god those are some amazing puppies. Totally makes up For Alba's tease.
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I had to hunt like a man on the... Hunt... But I found those Dennings pictures. My god those are some amazing puppies. Totally makes up For Alba's tease.
Maybe I'm an anomaly, but I don't like big Areolas. To me, Dennings looks like she just weaned a litter.
post #19 of 21
Alba nude pics are the Holy Grail of celebrity nude pics IMO...

but these pics, man, this is like finding the Holy Grail, and discovering it's a used Starbucks Cup.

Dennings too, are awesome. Man, she is a gorgious example of being natural. No orange tan, no rubber tits... just perfection
post #20 of 21
Wasn't Alba going on a couple of years ago about how she would never go nude in movies? Ah, sweet fate.
post #21 of 21
Jessica's tits were never the draw. It was dat ass. And if you were unsatisfied with the amount of Alba ass in Into the Blue, you'd never be satisfied.
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