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post #1 of 35
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Or don't. Please don't.

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post #2 of 35
Eh. Looks like harmless enough date night fodder. And while I don't buy that those two would have any trouble landing Christ or the Virgin Mary let alone other 20-somethings, they're both likeable enough. They're just capable of more.
post #3 of 35
It looks offensively contrived for such a low-concept romantic comedy.
post #4 of 35
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll View Post
It looks offensively contrived for such a low-concept romantic comedy.
As horrible as it looks, it still looks better than the Kutcher/ Portman version of the exact same movie that's coming out.
post #5 of 35
God help me, I laughed.
post #6 of 35
Yikes! TWO friends-with-benefits movies in the same year? How did we go from Wyatt Earps, volcanoes and meteors to mall cops and this.
post #7 of 35
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Originally Posted by AdrianDyka View Post
As horrible as it looks, it still looks better than the Kutcher/ Portman version of the exact same movie that's coming out.
As in, Natalie Darren-Aronofsky-May-Have-Directed-My-Fine-Ass-To-An-Oscar Portman?? I hate to do this, but....trailer, please?
post #8 of 35
You just know she and Kunis made a bet over who's fuckbuddy romcom will be more successful.
post #9 of 35
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Originally Posted by Justin Clark View Post
As in, Natalie Darren-Aronofsky-May-Have-Directed-My-Fine-Ass-To-An-Oscar Portman?? I hate to do this, but....trailer, please?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18P2_-p4J18
post #10 of 35
If the bet ends in more lesbianism, whoever loses, we win.
post #11 of 35
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Sweet Jesus that looks painful.
post #12 of 35
"You can't fight me -- you're miniature. You fight like a hamster."
post #13 of 35
This and the Kunis movie look like two perfectly fine date movies. Or, you know, pre sex rentals. Besides, "You fight like a hamster!" is funny.
post #14 of 35
This may damage my cred around here, but Kunis looks hotter in her film than Portman does in hers.
post #15 of 35
No damage at all. In fact I'll one up you. Kunis looks hotter than Portman in everything she does.
post #16 of 35
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Originally Posted by Justin Clark View Post
If the bet ends in more lesbianism, whoever loses, we win.
Why couldn't they just combine these two films, get rid of Kutcher and Timberlake and have Portman and Kunis as friends with benefits. Then everybody wins.
post #17 of 35
Only a damn fool underestimates a hamster. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiZ5SZoylGo


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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll View Post
It looks offensively contrived for such a low-concept romantic comedy.
Yeah, even for a romcom, and even for JT and Mila, both of whom I'm down with, it seems practically charmless.

I do like the little kid telling Mila to quit talking to her about her life. Fuck you 500 Days Of Summer.
post #18 of 35
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Originally Posted by stelios View Post
No damage at all. In fact I'll one up you. Kunis looks hotter than Portman in everything she does.
Portman's one of those women who's always insanely beautiful, but the human brain cannot wrap my head around anything remotely sexual about her.
post #19 of 35
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Portman's one of those women who's always insanely beautiful, but the human brain cannot wrap my head around anything remotely sexual about her.
Seen Closer? Man.....
post #20 of 35
For me, it's more like Portman is an exquisite porcelain vase that you're afraid to so much as breathe on for fear of breaking it. There's beauty there to be appreciated, but from afar. You can't get close to it.

Whereas Kunis seems like she would let you bounce her off the walls and offer you a beer afterwards.
post #21 of 35
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Originally Posted by AdrianDyka View Post
Seen Closer? Man.....
Even there. Especially there.

It's like that Simpsons episode where Homer's trying to eat that 20 pound steak. He knows there's delicious food on the table, and yet he doesn't want it. And that distresses him.
post #22 of 35
So Andy Samberg's not only playing second fiddle to Timberlake in a comedy, but he can't even get a spot in the trailer? Don't know if he saw that one coming when they filmed Dick in a Box...
post #23 of 35
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Originally Posted by User_32 View Post
Why couldn't they just combine these two films, get rid of Kutcher and Timberlake and have Portman and Kunis as friends with benefits. Then everybody wins.
post #24 of 35
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
Whereas Kunis seems like she would let you bounce her off the walls and offer you a beer afterwards.
And then there's this ...

post #25 of 35
Woah. What else can she fit in there...
post #26 of 35
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And then there's this ...

post #27 of 35
Wow. That means she can handle all our fist-sized penises.
post #28 of 35
Why the hell was that red-band? Because she said SHIT?
post #29 of 35
For this threads trailer, I actually laughed...

I dunno, for some reason I've always found both Kunis and Timberlake pretty likeable....

that said, the best part of the Kutcher trailer was that the suggested videos enlightened me to the Kung Fu Panda sequel
post #30 of 35
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Originally Posted by Bluelouboyle View Post
Why the hell was that red-band? Because she said SHIT?
...or because she said the f-bomb twice.
post #31 of 35
Yeah, that would do it. For obvious reasons I wasn't always paying attention to what she said.
post #32 of 35
I think the scene of Timberlake going down on Kunis and her speaking mid-orgasm might have pushed it over the top too.
post #33 of 35
You guys noticed the Portman-Kunis date movie Black Swan connection but not the Kutcher-Kunis date movie That 70s Show connection!
post #34 of 35
or the Kutcher-Timberlake Punk'd connection!
post #35 of 35
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Wow. That means she can handle all our fist-sized penises.
That was the funniest thing I've read this week.
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