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post #1 of 35
11/6/10 at 11:40am
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Or don't. Please don't.

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post #2 of 35
11/6/10 at 12:00pm
Eh. Looks like harmless enough date night fodder. And while I don't buy that those two would have any trouble landing Christ or the Virgin Mary let alone other 20-somethings, they're both likeable enough. They're just capable of more.
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post #3 of 35
11/6/10 at 1:28pm
It looks offensively contrived for such a low-concept romantic comedy.
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post #4 of 35
11/6/10 at 2:05pm
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll View Post
It looks offensively contrived for such a low-concept romantic comedy.
As horrible as it looks, it still looks better than the Kutcher/ Portman version of the exact same movie that's coming out.
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post #5 of 35
11/6/10 at 2:26pm
God help me, I laughed.
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post #6 of 35
11/6/10 at 2:45pm
Yikes! TWO friends-with-benefits movies in the same year? How did we go from Wyatt Earps, volcanoes and meteors to mall cops and this.
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post #7 of 35
11/6/10 at 2:53pm
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As horrible as it looks, it still looks better than the Kutcher/ Portman version of the exact same movie that's coming out.
As in, Natalie Darren-Aronofsky-May-Have-Directed-My-Fine-Ass-To-An-Oscar Portman?? I hate to do this, but....trailer, please?
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post #8 of 35
11/6/10 at 3:07pm
You just know she and Kunis made a bet over who's fuckbuddy romcom will be more successful.
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post #9 of 35
11/6/10 at 3:09pm
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As in, Natalie Darren-Aronofsky-May-Have-Directed-My-Fine-Ass-To-An-Oscar Portman?? I hate to do this, but....trailer, please?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18P2_-p4J18
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post #10 of 35
11/6/10 at 3:09pm
If the bet ends in more lesbianism, whoever loses, we win.
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post #11 of 35
11/6/10 at 3:13pm
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Sweet Jesus that looks painful.
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post #12 of 35
11/6/10 at 4:12pm
"You can't fight me -- you're miniature. You fight like a hamster."
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post #13 of 35
11/6/10 at 5:33pm
This and the Kunis movie look like two perfectly fine date movies. Or, you know, pre sex rentals. Besides, "You fight like a hamster!" is funny.
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post #14 of 35
11/6/10 at 5:44pm
This may damage my cred around here, but Kunis looks hotter in her film than Portman does in hers.
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post #15 of 35
11/6/10 at 7:06pm
No damage at all. In fact I'll one up you. Kunis looks hotter than Portman in everything she does.
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post #16 of 35
11/6/10 at 8:10pm
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Originally Posted by Justin Clark View Post
If the bet ends in more lesbianism, whoever loses, we win.
Why couldn't they just combine these two films, get rid of Kutcher and Timberlake and have Portman and Kunis as friends with benefits. Then everybody wins.
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post #17 of 35
11/7/10 at 2:24am
Only a damn fool underestimates a hamster. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiZ5SZoylGo


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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll View Post
It looks offensively contrived for such a low-concept romantic comedy.
Yeah, even for a romcom, and even for JT and Mila, both of whom I'm down with, it seems practically charmless.

I do like the little kid telling Mila to quit talking to her about her life. Fuck you 500 Days Of Summer.
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post #18 of 35
11/7/10 at 10:20am
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No damage at all. In fact I'll one up you. Kunis looks hotter than Portman in everything she does.
Portman's one of those women who's always insanely beautiful, but the human brain cannot wrap my head around anything remotely sexual about her.
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post #19 of 35
11/7/10 at 10:25am
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Portman's one of those women who's always insanely beautiful, but the human brain cannot wrap my head around anything remotely sexual about her.
Seen Closer? Man.....
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post #20 of 35
11/7/10 at 10:39am
For me, it's more like Portman is an exquisite porcelain vase that you're afraid to so much as breathe on for fear of breaking it. There's beauty there to be appreciated, but from afar. You can't get close to it.

Whereas Kunis seems like she would let you bounce her off the walls and offer you a beer afterwards.
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post #21 of 35
11/7/10 at 10:48am
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Originally Posted by AdrianDyka View Post
Seen Closer? Man.....
Even there. Especially there.

It's like that Simpsons episode where Homer's trying to eat that 20 pound steak. He knows there's delicious food on the table, and yet he doesn't want it. And that distresses him.
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post #22 of 35
11/7/10 at 10:05pm
So Andy Samberg's not only playing second fiddle to Timberlake in a comedy, but he can't even get a spot in the trailer? Don't know if he saw that one coming when they filmed Dick in a Box...
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post #23 of 35
11/7/10 at 10:39pm
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Why couldn't they just combine these two films, get rid of Kutcher and Timberlake and have Portman and Kunis as friends with benefits. Then everybody wins.
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post #24 of 35
11/8/10 at 4:52am
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
Whereas Kunis seems like she would let you bounce her off the walls and offer you a beer afterwards.
And then there's this ...

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post #25 of 35
11/8/10 at 8:35am
Woah. What else can she fit in there...
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post #26 of 35
11/8/10 at 11:09am
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And then there's this ...
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post #27 of 35
11/8/10 at 11:33am
Wow. That means she can handle all our fist-sized penises.
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post #28 of 35
11/8/10 at 12:05pm
Why the hell was that red-band? Because she said SHIT?
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post #29 of 35
11/8/10 at 12:05pm
For this threads trailer, I actually laughed...

I dunno, for some reason I've always found both Kunis and Timberlake pretty likeable....

that said, the best part of the Kutcher trailer was that the suggested videos enlightened me to the Kung Fu Panda sequel
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post #30 of 35
11/8/10 at 12:07pm
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Why the hell was that red-band? Because she said SHIT?
...or because she said the f-bomb twice.
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post #31 of 35
11/8/10 at 12:24pm
Yeah, that would do it. For obvious reasons I wasn't always paying attention to what she said.
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post #32 of 35
11/8/10 at 12:26pm
I think the scene of Timberlake going down on Kunis and her speaking mid-orgasm might have pushed it over the top too.
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post #33 of 35
11/8/10 at 12:49pm
You guys noticed the Portman-Kunis date movie Black Swan connection but not the Kutcher-Kunis date movie That 70s Show connection!
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post #34 of 35
11/8/10 at 12:54pm
or the Kutcher-Timberlake Punk'd connection!
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post #35 of 35
11/8/10 at 1:04pm
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Wow. That means she can handle all our fist-sized penises.
That was the funniest thing I've read this week.
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