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post #51 of 115
11/17/10 at 1:04pm
The Pineapple Express connection makes me worry because I just don't like that flick.

But the "what if she's been butt fucked" line killed me plus Portman's ass among other thing might get me to go see it.
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post #52 of 115
11/17/10 at 1:12pm
nm.
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post #53 of 115
11/17/10 at 1:24pm
Hate to board the pineapple express hate, but I too disliked it. THIS on the other hand, makes my other hand happy. Awesome.
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post #54 of 115
11/17/10 at 1:28pm
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll View Post
You guys are acting like you've never seen Closer. Or Hotel Chevalier, for that matter.
I haven't!
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post #55 of 115
11/17/10 at 1:49pm
Seen both. Never got anything out of either. I wish I knew why.
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post #56 of 115
11/17/10 at 1:52pm
Maybe this is residual slave Leia lust, and it's the metal.
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post #57 of 115
11/17/10 at 1:58pm
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Originally Posted by MichaelM View Post
I haven't!
Fix that shit immediately son.

This seems amazing. Totally, outstandingly amazing. The comedy here feels totally effortless (Franco and McBride make a great team) and honestly, it looks like the movie will hold up on the ass-kicking end, too.

Magic...motherfucker. Can't wait.
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post #58 of 115
11/17/10 at 2:13pm
This movie already looked like it was culled directly from my brain, what with the mix of humor, fantasy action, Natalie & Zooey and all... but then the pot smoking puppet showed up. Seriously, this just shot near the top of my anticipation list.
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post #59 of 115
11/17/10 at 2:15pm
Lotta old jokes in here. Looks like it could have been a Cheech & Chong movie way back when.
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post #60 of 115
11/17/10 at 2:34pm
The fact that the two female leads are Natalie Portman and Zooey Deschanel is kind of amazing. Women in these kinds of movies (fantasies, stoner movies, or effects comedies, take your pick) tend to get relegated to the role of straight man/eye candy. Here's hoping they give these two something more substantial to play.
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post #61 of 115
11/17/10 at 2:39pm
It had me hooked at" Magic.......Motherfucker!".I wanna see this yesterday. The wait is going to be hard.
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post #62 of 115
11/17/10 at 2:42pm
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Originally Posted by Ratty View Post
I think it would be hilarious if Franco and Portman both win Oscars a month or so before this comes out and then have to go out and promote this goofy lark.
Franco loves goofy stunts, like the ones he did on 30 rock.
Same for Portman, have you seen her "Between two ferns"?
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post #63 of 115
11/17/10 at 3:09pm
they should have named the movie Dungeons, Dragons & Natalie Portman's Ass
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post #64 of 115
11/17/10 at 3:12pm
Although I'd much prefer its to be ...& Zooey Deschanel's Ass. God, that woman is just the right amount of gorgeous.
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post #65 of 115
11/17/10 at 3:13pm
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Originally Posted by TheCatfishCommander View Post
they should have named the movie Natalie Portman's Thoroughly Delectable Ass
Fixed.
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post #66 of 115
11/17/10 at 3:20pm
I had not seen anyone mention it but You can totally see Portman's ass in this trailer and it looks really good
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post #67 of 115
11/17/10 at 3:25pm
Normally, stoner comedies (Pineapple Express aside) don't appeal to me at all, but this looks funny as hell. I think it has something to do with the setting, and the fact that I like "Ye Olde Adventure" films.

Also, who was the girl bathing? I didn't see a good view of her, although her hair was breathtaking.
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post #68 of 115
11/17/10 at 3:26pm
I love Natalie Portman but if that is your definition of an ass, well, get down.
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post #69 of 115
11/17/10 at 5:25pm
Now that people are coming out of the woodworks and expressing Deschenel-love, I'll do as all the non-Portman lovers do: Confuse people.

Zooey Deschenel does nothing for me. She's cute. I see it. I understand that. But it just doesn't nothing to me.
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post #70 of 115
11/17/10 at 5:29pm
Portman looks mighty fine in this and the trailer is goofy enough but it's not as great as the hype it's getting.
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post #71 of 115
11/17/10 at 5:40pm
This trailer was a hilarious start to my morning. I'm also in the "didn't like Pineapple Express" camp, but this looks like it blends too many delicious '80s references (RED SONJA BIKINI! DARK CRYSTAL PUPPETS) too much of the same.

My mom actually sent me a message on Twitter and said "I want to see this opening day, is that weird?" I think that might be the most ringing endorsement yet. I thought she would say "Well ... that's certainly YOUR type of humor.", because she certainly doesn't have that healthy love of fantasy schlock that I do. (I couldn't even get her to understand Robot Unicorn Attack.)
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post #72 of 115
11/17/10 at 5:44pm
I loved Pineapple Express, and don't really care about the fantasy genre. Still enjoyed the trailer, though. Oh and Portman's butt hommina-hommina dip derp.
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post #73 of 115
11/17/10 at 5:47pm
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Originally Posted by Mr_Cellophane View Post
Zooey Deschenel does nothing for me. She's cute. I see it. I understand that. But it just doesn't nothing to me.
WHAT!?
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post #74 of 115
11/17/10 at 6:15pm
This "Zooey vs Natalie" argument is akin to a "Food Vs Oxygen" argument.
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post #75 of 115
11/17/10 at 6:21pm
Zooey > Food
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post #76 of 115
11/17/10 at 6:28pm
And both are enjoyable to eat, amiright? Looks around. Silence.

I'll be in the corner.
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post #77 of 115
11/17/10 at 6:36pm
I used to be in the "Zooey is Katy Perry - breasts" but that corset is doing wonders...in my pants.
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post #78 of 115
11/17/10 at 6:40pm
Katy Perry, I will admit, does edge out Zooey. Barely.

And only because of those magnificent hoo haas
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post #79 of 115
11/17/10 at 6:41pm
Yeah normally I hate these types of comedies that try to blend comedy with fantasy. I usually get much more interested in the fantasy element and get annoyed at the comedy. However this will be my exception. I rarely laugh out loud at trailer moments but that was fantastic.
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post #80 of 115
11/17/10 at 6:42pm
if I had any choice though I'd have to go with Keeley Hazell. Excuse me while I go finish thinking about her.
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post #81 of 115
11/17/10 at 7:02pm
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Originally Posted by Waaaaaaaalt View Post
Yeah normally I hate these types of comedies that try to blend comedy with fantasy. I usually get much more interested in the fantasy element and get annoyed at the comedy.
Not trying to pick a fight or anything, but how many of these have there been?
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post #82 of 115
11/17/10 at 7:20pm
This looks like a lot of fun, indeed. The tone's there and, by a minute or so in, it was totally working for me. The accents, the snazzy effects and design, everything. The whole thing looks gorgeous, and my geek-out high (no pun intended) was only underlined by how beautifully a lot of my homeland's scenery has been captured on film.

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Originally Posted by elsnakeo View Post
Looks like what the Dungeons and Dragons movie should have been.
Dude, Where's My Dungeons and Dragons?

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Originally Posted by Park Chan-wookie View Post
I used to be in the "Zooey is Katy Perry - breasts" but that corset is doing wonders...in my pants.
Perry looks more and more plastic and boring, the more I see her (and she's all over the show lately.) Consequently, she looks less and less like Zooey... who just keeps getting better. Girl's beautiful in this trailer and it still disappoints me I didn't run into her when she was filming this.
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post #83 of 115
11/17/10 at 8:29pm
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Originally Posted by Bobby Bear View Post
The whole thing looks gorgeous, and my geek-out high (no pun intended) was only underlined by how beautifully a lot of my homeland's scenery has been captured on film.
That's your homeland? Shit, my homeland was best captured by the makers of Critters 2 (okay, not really, but that's what my homeland looks like).

I am really surprised at how much this made me laugh, especially the "magic (neck crack) muthafucka!" which should not be funny. Usually I can't handle Danny McBride's John C Reilly deliveries, but again: funny to me here. Maybe I'm just having that type of day. And oh, Natalie... Natalie...

Funniest thing of all? There's a good chance that this movie stars 2010's Best Actor and Best Actress.
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post #84 of 115
11/17/10 at 9:32pm
And here's a display of fanatical frame-by-frame scrutiny not seen since the Zapruder film...

http://forum.phun.org/showthread.php?t=576277
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post #85 of 115
11/17/10 at 9:51pm
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Originally Posted by Litmus Configuration View Post
And here's a display of fanatical frame-by-frame scrutiny not seen since the Zapruder film...

http://forum.phun.org/showthread.php?t=576277
NSFW!!!
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post #86 of 115
11/17/10 at 11:48pm
Is this whole "OMG, Portman's ass is AMAZING!" response going to be one of those silly Internet things now?
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post #87 of 115
11/17/10 at 11:50pm
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Originally Posted by Litmus Configuration View Post
And here's a display of fanatical frame-by-frame scrutiny not seen since the Zapruder film...
And then she turned back... and to the left.
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post #88 of 115
11/17/10 at 11:56pm
Oh my goodness, that's the one I enlarged. I'm so weak...
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post #89 of 115
11/18/10 at 12:06am
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Originally Posted by mcnooj82 View Post
And then she turned back... and to the left.
greenboxgreenboxgreenboxgreenbox
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post #90 of 115
11/18/10 at 12:10am


Portman's ass is Simon approved.
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post #91 of 115
11/18/10 at 12:11am
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Originally Posted by Nicholas View Post
Is this whole "OMG, Portman's ass is AMAZING!" response going to be one of those silly Internet things now?
There's nothing silly about that ass. Nothing!
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post #92 of 115
11/18/10 at 12:18am
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Originally Posted by Nicholas
Is this whole "OMG, Portman's ass is AMAZING!" response going to be one of those silly Internet things now?
*wailing sax*
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post #93 of 115
11/18/10 at 12:24am
I was mildly interested until the quick-cuts, when the Conan (Clearly) and Willow (possibly) homages were glimpsed. That sealed the deal.
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post #94 of 115
11/18/10 at 12:44am
Sardo Numspa!
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post #95 of 115
11/18/10 at 1:35am
To me, Theroux is giving off a Steve Coogan vibe, which is not a bad thing at all.
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post #96 of 115
11/18/10 at 10:35am
I just watched The Happening again (w/ the RiffTrax commentary) and I'm glad I did before seeing this trailer. Why? Zooey Deschanel wears a HORSE BRIDLE! Imagine the looks of surprise she'll be able to deliver now. Zooey Deschanel's range of expression will be better than ever!

Really though, even Danny McBride looking like an extra from the card game scene in Barry Lyndon has me sold on the humor of this movie. Yep.
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post #97 of 115
11/18/10 at 10:47am
I actually saw this last week and I'm happy to report it is HILARIOUS, better than Pineapple Express by far. Lots of things for dudes who grew up in the 80's to like as well.

Anyway my full review is here www.thelostmovies.com/blog

Hope that doesnt get me put on some kind of time out!
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post #98 of 115
11/18/10 at 10:55am
I've watched this trailer a number of times since it premiered here the other day, and I have to say that the one part that just kills me every time is the "Courtney, will you make funny faces to entertain me?" bit. McBride's unbridled glee is just infectious in that.
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post #99 of 115
11/18/10 at 11:23am
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Originally Posted by J David Rhodes View Post
That's your homeland?
Indeed, it is! Check out the Giant's Causeway at 2 minutes in! As if I wasn't loving this enough already, it only goes and uses somewhere up the road to stage its quest. AMAZING!

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...my homeland was best captured by the makers of Critters 2 (okay, not really, but that's what my homeland looks like).
Maybe it's just 'cos I'm a dirty foreigner, but I find that pretty cool as well!

Also, did anyone else think that the shot of the captive Deschanel staring wistfully off into the distance during Dance's voiceover (around 45 seconds in) was very reminiscent of Embeth Davidtz doing much the same thing in Army of Darkness? I, of course, mean this as a good thing.

Would it be too greedy to hope we also get skeleton soldier smashing in this?

The Murphys were absolutely rockin' it on the soundtrack, too.
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post #100 of 115
11/18/10 at 11:44am
This is right up my asscrack! Looks absolutely hillarious. "Suck his venom Courtney"
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