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I'm sorry, I just...I just need a sec...

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Feels like an Egotastic news story, not a CHUD news story.
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David Oliver, That is a shame that Katy Perry was...Digitally Deflated, for a USO AD/Poster! I think that will let the...Air out of the campaign. I hope the whole show doesn't end up...Flat!
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That's a damn dirty trick! Those bastards! If anything they should have been ENLARGED so the men fighting for this country can see those gazongas and have a reason to live.
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Rene (Mr.Eko), Vh1's special would have received quite a big ratings...Bounce, if the air wasn't let out of, Katy Perry's, Sails...err, chest!
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As one of those serving men, I feel betrayed.
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Between Katie Perry singing and Kathy Griffin hosting, I'm not sure I'd ever think of sex again if I watched it. And that's saying something.
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How am I supposed to defend freedom with digitally reduced boobs?
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Right now Christina Aguilera is screaming at her agent.
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Why is Keri Hilson white in this poster?
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I wonder if Perry is the only one who gets a prop (parachute lines) that extends beyond the margins of the pink box she's in because she's the most famous? Would other singers feel that she was getting too much attention?
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Princess Kate, I think this USO special is important enough to keep...aBREAST, of the issue, of Katy Perry's new virtual...A cup!
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Princess Kate, I think this USO special is important enough to keep...aBREAST, of the issue, of Katy Perry's new virtual...A cup!
Mr Fleed,

I was just saying that I wonder if this is a way to highlight Perry's involvement without breaking a contract with the other performers. I don't know much about pop music (I've spent the last few days listening to Will Smith's MEN IN BLACK, if that tells you anything), so I don't know how famous those other singers are but Perry's is the only name I recognize. I wonder if their participation was contingent on no one performer's involvement in the USO thing being elevated above the others

Perry's parachute made me wonder if this was a sneaky effort to get around that, seeing as it draws your eye to her over the rest of 'em

Total idle speculation on my part, but it's a slow Saturday

PS No clue why the photoshopped bust would be necessary. The only previous instance I can remember of something like that being done was with Lindsay Lohan in HERBIE FULLY LOADED. Usually it's a Kiera Knightly on the KING ARTHUR poster type thing, where the manipulation is performed with the opposite intention
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Princess Kate, It is too bad, that Lindsy wasn't...Fully Loaded, during the shoot, as it might have made the poor Herbie remake...watchable! Ms. Lohan is no...Michele Lee, nor as funny as Buddy Hackett, or even as charming an actor as...Dean Jones.
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I wonder if Perry is the only one who gets a prop (parachute lines) that extends beyond the margins of the pink box she's in because she's the most famous? Would other singers feel that she was getting too much attention?
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Perry ... pink box
heh
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Princess Kate, It is too bad, that Lindsy wasn't...Fully Loaded, during the shoot, as it might have made the poor Herbie remake...watchable! Ms. Lohan is no...Michele Lee, nor as funny as Buddy Hackett, or even as charming an actor as...Dean Jones.
Actually, you may or may not recall this, but it was around the time she was making HFL that her career started to derail, and there were concerns from Disney at the time about the fact that the movie was called "fully loaded" given Ms Lohan's reportedly hard partying ways

For the record, I liked her in the Parent Trap remake back in the day, but I think at this point it would be impossible for her to disappear into a role again. It's too bad, I feel sorry for her
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Princess Kate, NUNsense! Lindsy, disappeared for a great amount of the running time of...Machete, where she, bared her...body, err, her soul along with, Alicia Rachel Marek as her onscreen mom. The Booth gals, fell into an...ap Parent Trap, of a different kind, in...Machete.
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Princess Kate, NUNsense! Lindsy, disappeared for a great amount of the running time of...Machete, where she, bared her...body, err, her soul along with, Alicia Rachel Marek as her onscreen mom. The Booth gals, fell into an...ap Parent Trap, of a different kind, in...Machete.


I can't be the only one who hears all of fleed's posts in Jimmy's voice.
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Princess Kate, NUNsense! Lindsy, disappeared for a great amount of the running time of...Machete, where she, bared her...body, err, her soul along with, Alicia Rachel Marek as her onscreen mom. The Booth gals, fell into an...ap Parent Trap, of a different kind, in...Machete.
Mr Fleed,

I've yet to see MACHETE so I'll have to take your word for it. You can go to the LINDSAY LOHAN OR PRAYING MANTIS? thread for a more in depth rundown of my thoughts on her career, but anyway, I've heard about her scenes in MACHETE and I have to applaud your puns! "ap Parent Trap" cracks me up
post #20 of 24
Man, I really dig Grace Potter.
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This pic sums up my feelings more than mere words can.
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I can't be the only one who hears all of fleed's posts in Jimmy's voice.
I hear echoes of Jimmy and Kenneth Parcell too.
post #23 of 24
I must be out of touch with pop music, b/c Perry is the only one I know. And her breasts are fabulous... and her music is good to rollerskate to (what? I have a 6 year old daughter).

I understand why they might want to cover up for Sesame Street, but this? EGREGIOUS!

I blame Janet Jackson.

Let's all get together as a country and pray that Fergie doesn't pop out of her top at the Super Bowl. Stop. Reverse that.
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I'm transfixed by the exchanges between Fleed and PK. We're through the looking glass here, people.
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