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post #1 of 17
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Plot elements from the 4th installment are revealed.

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post #2 of 17
"After being held in a coma-like state for fifteen years, vampire Selene (Kate Beckinsale) learns that she has a fourteen-year-old vampire/Lycan hybrid daughter, Nissa, and when she finds her they must stop BioCom from creating super Lycans that will kill them all".

I realize that a lot of genre stuff sounds silly in logline form, but Jesus Christ on a cracker.
post #3 of 17
Hey, this reminds me, what's that webcomic where this really visually talented artist is animating a story that his 7 year old brother made up one day?
post #4 of 17
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Originally Posted by JacknifeJohnny View Post
[I]I realize that a lot of genre stuff sounds silly in logline form, but Jesus Christ on a cracker.
Agreed - and worse, isn't "New Dawn" also part of the Twilight series? And "Nissa"? Really? Because that's the name of the female lead from Blade II. Blazing new trails of originality has never been this series' strong point, but c'mon. That's just tired, lazy shit right there.

ETA: Oh, that's right. It's "Breaking Dawn." Totally different.
post #5 of 17
Hey, it'll be in 3D... that's original!
post #6 of 17
I'm okay with this as long as it features Kate Beckinsale walking away from the camera. A lot.
post #7 of 17
Yeah, I agree. This doesn't sound good at all.
post #8 of 17
QUOTE: I'm okay with this as long as it features Kate Beckinsale walking away from the camera. A lot.

Like this?

post #9 of 17
Wait a fucking minute, isn't this essentially the plot of Kill Bill? I mean, not really, but still. It's kind of funny. It's like Kill Bill, but much bluer, with 100% more fangs, and less good.
post #10 of 17
Wait, what's BioCom? I don't remember that from any of the movies I sorta half-watched.
post #11 of 17
All I remember from the Underworld saga (Twilight is being called a saga, I don't see why Underworld should be any less) is Michael Sheen taking his shirt off a lot. Which, for some reason, I found hilarious. And some Beckinsale/Mitra sideboob and sideass.

BioCom could have been mentioned I guess.
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Originally Posted by Steve Murphy View Post
QUOTE: I'm okay with this as long as it features Kate Beckinsale walking away from the camera. A lot.

Like this?

No, like this...

post #13 of 17
So does this mean they'll figure out a way to make the hybrid thing "meaningful"? Speaking of hybrid, is Speedman in this?
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Hey, this reminds me, what's that webcomic where this really visually talented artist is animating a story that his 7 year old brother made up one day?
Axe Cop?
post #15 of 17
I fucking hate the Underworld franchise. It's as stupid as Twilight, only with less sparkly vampires and shitty romance.
post #16 of 17
To be fair, the romance is as equally shitty, but the werewolves and vampires are waaaay cooler than Twilight.
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Originally Posted by Teitr Styrr View Post
To be fair, the romance is as equally shitty, but the werewolves and vampires are waaaay cooler than Twilight.
Agreed. Kinda loved the werewolves in Evolution.
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