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Otter Rampage Caught on Tape!

post #1 of 23
11/29/10 at 3:35pm
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From my neck of the woods (well, I live in Orlando, but my cousin's a cop in Boca Raton)...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-9God9za5M

The 19 year old's reaction is golden.

Apes? Sure. Squirrels? Possibly. Otters?



Getting revenge for losing that talent contest?

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post #2 of 23
11/29/10 at 3:40pm
Cue the newest hot meme of that idiot screaming like a girl over completely random videos.
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post #3 of 23
11/29/10 at 4:27pm
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Hide your wife. Hide your kids. And hide your husband. Cuz the otter's rapin errbody out there.
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post #4 of 23
11/29/10 at 5:46pm
Just when I thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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post #5 of 23
11/29/10 at 5:58pm
For some reason, I can't get the Youtube footage to play and it's driving me crazy because OTTER RAMPAGE!
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post #6 of 23
11/29/10 at 6:21pm
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Originally Posted by Mattioli View Post
For some reason, I can't get the Youtube footage to play and it's driving me crazy because OTTER RAMPAGE!
Try this link instead?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyA6nbv3tlc
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Originally Posted by MikeShaynePI View Post
Just when I thought it was safe to go back in the water...
"...You OTTER reconsider..."
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post #7 of 23
11/29/10 at 6:30pm
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Originally Posted by MikeShaynePI View Post
Just when I thought it was safe to go back in the water...
MEG vs. Otter?
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post #8 of 23
11/29/10 at 6:44pm
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8 View Post
Hide your wife. Hide your kids. And hide your husband. Cuz the otter's rapin errbody out there.
Aaaaannndd sigged.
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post #9 of 23
11/30/10 at 5:21am
Hahaha, that guys scream was HILARIOUS! Even the newscasters were making fun of him.

Seriously, it's an OTTER. I love animals but if I'm being attacked I'm going to fight back, that little dude should have got his ass booted back in the water.

I sort of hope they don't catch it, don't they test for rabies by cutting off the animals head? Little guy is probably all ornery because he's protecting his pups.
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post #10 of 23
11/30/10 at 4:36pm
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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl View Post
Hahaha, that guys scream was HILARIOUS! Even the newscasters were making fun of him.

Seriously, it's an OTTER. I love animals but if I'm being attacked I'm going to fight back, that little dude should have got his ass booted back in the water.

I sort of hope they don't catch it, don't they test for rabies by cutting off the animals head? Little guy is probably all ornery because he's protecting his pups.
tested positive for rabies, apparently.
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post #11 of 23
11/30/10 at 4:45pm
Coming soon, the next SyFy original:
OTTERGEDDON
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post #12 of 23
11/30/10 at 5:07pm
From what I understand, Otters are very intelligent animals. They've long been a favorite of mine, ever since this book when I was little:



I tried to watch this Otter clash last night with my iPod but couldn't get any of the videos to work. I can't wait to see the footage though

PS If this person in the video invaded their territory? He should have expected what he got
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post #13 of 23
11/30/10 at 5:26pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
Coming soon, the next SyFy original:
OTTERGEDDON
We would also have accepted OTTERPUS.

In other news, I. Still. Can't. Watch. The. Video.

*begins sobbing quietly to himself*
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post #14 of 23
11/30/10 at 5:38pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
Coming soon, the next SyFy original:
OTTERGEDDON
Followed by the sequel, MANSLOTTER.

Then the disappointing, overly-esoteric prequel, MALICE OTTERTHOUGHT.
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post #15 of 23
11/30/10 at 5:46pm
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Originally Posted by Mattioli View Post
In other news, I. Still. Can't. Watch. The. Video.

*begins sobbing quietly to himself*
There's a recurring pattern that all this stuff appears when I am at work.
That's not fair.
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post #16 of 23
11/30/10 at 5:48pm
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Followed by the sequel, MANSLOTTER.

Then the disappointing, overly-esoteric prequel, MALICE OTTERTHOUGHT.
But culminating in the box-office sensation, Scary Otter and the Deathly Shallows.

...try the veal. I'll be here all week.
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post #17 of 23
12/1/10 at 12:15am
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Originally Posted by Ryan C.B. View Post
Holy shit, that guy got FUCKED UP! Wow... And this was Sarasota county, so I guess it's a big otter rabies outbreak? That's really horrible, I never would have thought they could do so much damage.

I retract my previous comment, clearly you don't want to mess with a rabid otter. Wow. Rabies is the closest thing to a zombie maker we have apparently.
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post #18 of 23
12/1/10 at 12:30am
I am sorry to hear that he was attacked by a zombie otter (from what I understand, the treatment for rabies is grueling and painful). With that said, what is even worse is that I was able to watch the video of the news report about the attack but am still unable to view the footage of the incident itself
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post #19 of 23
12/1/10 at 12:44am
The attacker was overheard telling the old man he would crush his skull "like a clam on my tummy."
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post #20 of 23
12/1/10 at 11:24am
Rabies: making the otter phobic of its natural environment. Oh, the sweet, sweet irony.
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post #21 of 23
12/1/10 at 11:31am
The holidays are upon us....

Emmet Otter's Bloody Christmas
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post #22 of 23
12/2/10 at 5:45pm
Only just now saw the video

1) He definitely deserves what he got. Otters are cute but they are wild animals. That guy is crazy for harassing it that way
2) His scream is indeed hilarious!
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post #23 of 23
12/2/10 at 10:12pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
Coming soon, the next SyFy original:
OTTERGEDDON
I would totally watch that.

OTTERGEDDON 2: YOU'VE GOT AN-OTTER THING COMING!
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