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Miley is now 18

post #1 of 158
11/30/10 at 1:23pm
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Enjoy these .gifs from when she wasn't.
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post #2 of 158
11/30/10 at 1:56pm
She suffers from a severe case of Moonface.
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post #3 of 158
11/30/10 at 2:41pm
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There are plenty of gifs where her face is nowhere in the shot. That's purposeful.
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post #4 of 158
11/30/10 at 3:47pm
18 going on 39.
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post #5 of 158
11/30/10 at 4:04pm
So this is the age guys start to lose interest, right? Isn't the whole appeal of someone like Miley Cyrus predicated on the jailbait thing? I mean, who still jerks off to the going on 30, but looks like a 40-year-old Alabama stripper Britney Spears?
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post #6 of 158
11/30/10 at 4:06pm
I'd raise my hand, Johnny, but...
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post #7 of 158
11/30/10 at 4:16pm
"It's not the years, honey. It's the mileage..."

EDIT: But yeah, I totally do the thing that Johnny said but I'm also a terrible person who can't keep it in my pants
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post #8 of 158
11/30/10 at 8:16pm
Miley Cyrus has appeal?
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post #9 of 158
11/30/10 at 8:18pm
Her daddy sure likes her a lot.
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post #10 of 158
11/30/10 at 9:17pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
I'd raise my hand, Johnny, but...
Hey, I won't judge what another man deposits in his spank bank. Had she not popped out a couple of cheetos-loving broodlings and maybe transitioned into an interesting career as an adult performer, she'd probably still be attractive to me (not that she gives a shit what someone like me thinks).

Cyrus is whatever, I've no interest in who she is or what she looks like, but I've remarked before about the strangeness of the culture of counting the days when Female Performer "X" is legally fuckable. It would seem less creepier to me for some guys to just admit that they would totally smash Female Performer "X" at 15 if they thought they could get away with it (they already jerk-off to them, I'm sure).
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post #11 of 158
11/30/10 at 9:23pm
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Originally Posted by JacknifeJohnny View Post
I've remarked before about the strangeness of the culture of counting the days when Female Performer "X" is legally fuckable. It would seem less creepier to me for some guys to just admit that they would totally smash Female Performer "X" at 15 if they thought they could get away with it (they already jerk-off to them, I'm sure).
To say otherwise publicaly would most likely get the FBI on your ass. Nobody wants Big Brother on their ass.
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post #12 of 158
11/30/10 at 9:45pm
What happens first for Miley
1. Pregnant
2. DUI
3. Rehab
4. Busted for drugs
5. Dates John Mayer
6. Other-Please specify.
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post #13 of 158
11/30/10 at 9:57pm
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Originally Posted by Anyawatchin Angel View Post
What happens first for Miley
1. Pregnant
2. DUI
3. Rehab
4. Busted for drugs
5. Dates John Mayer
6. Other-Please specify.
She gets outta the Disney spotlight, loses all of that pressure and has a normal (relatively, anyway) life? I'm no fan of hers, but I think she gets a lot of undeserved flack. All things considered she seems to have handled herself remarkably well, only succumbing to the few normal pitfalls that are in ANY teenager's road to adulthood.
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post #14 of 158
11/30/10 at 10:25pm
Damn, don't any of you drooling fools have daughters or younger sisters or anything?!!!

I mean, C'MON.
Exactly how long have you guys been counting the days?
Since she was 16?
15?
14?
12?
10, for Pete's sake?

I'm not trying to be a judgemental ass, I mean, I realize it's all just stroke fantasy nonsense. But, sorry. This obsession with with this "barely legal" kid is just REALLY creepy IMO.
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post #15 of 158
11/30/10 at 10:37pm
Who's drooling? And I've never seen her when she was 10, was she hot?
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post #16 of 158
11/30/10 at 10:51pm
I'll take Emma Watson, who's currently attending brown over moon face white trash ANY DAY.
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post #17 of 158
12/1/10 at 12:04am
This thread is SO creepy.
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post #18 of 158
12/1/10 at 12:45am
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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl View Post
This thread is SO creepy.
Yep.

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post #19 of 158
12/1/10 at 1:01am
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We're creepy? This gif below is from her TV show that airs on the Disney channel! Miley's whole career is predicated on girls wanting to be her and boys wanting to fuck her. That's pretty much all of show business.

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post #20 of 158
12/1/10 at 1:11am
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
We're creepy? This gif below is from her TV show that airs on the Disney channel! Miley's whole career is predicated on girls wanting to be her and boys wanting to fuck her. That's pretty much all of show business.
You're not creepy Diva darlin', but you do love baiting a line for the spank monkeys sometimes. I will give you this, it's entertaining.

...and the thing is you're exactly right, much of modern show business is predicated on that with young female tween popstars being marketed to appeal to older pervy men - hell who can forget Britneys school uniform or Xtinas Genie In A Bottle film clip - but the thing is, I reckon that is pretty creepy at the end of the day.

Commercially successful definitely, but watching dudes count down to 18th birthdays certainly makes me think 'creepy'. Maybe its cause the women I lusted after as a teen were just that - women - and older than me.
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post #21 of 158
12/1/10 at 1:18am
Yup, that's all some super creepy To Catch a Predator stuff.

If the Disney channel is catering to pedophiles now we should protest it rather than seeing it as normal or acceptable. Gross... It's really unsettling to imagine a bunch of paunchy 40 year old men drooling over some child star now being old enough to legally bang (Not that that would ever happen consensually, and that adds a whole new layer of creepy to it)
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post #22 of 158
12/1/10 at 1:18am
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
We're creepy? This gif below is from her TV show that airs on the Disney channel! Miley's whole career is predicated on girls wanting to be her and boys wanting to fuck her. That's pretty much all of show business.
I love how you buy into the idea that Disney=wholesome

BTW, I can't for the life of me understand why anyone over the age of 13 would spend more than 10 seconds of their life thinking about this person. It's not like she is a real musician or an actress of any notable talent. Is it just because she has achieved the increasingly meaningless status of "famous American" and is therefore now endlessly fascinating to our tabloid culture?

If it's simply a matter of physical beauty, surely there are individuals more worthy of such adoration than this soulless corporate puppet? Until she does something noteworthy with her life, I will continue to find the obsessive attention lavished on Ms Cyrus more than a little creepy (though, part of me suspects that the attention from certain circles is soon to disappear now that she's over 18)
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post #23 of 158
12/1/10 at 1:20am
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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl View Post
If the Disney channel is catering to pedophiles now...
They're not.
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post #24 of 158
12/1/10 at 1:22am
pic #10 has a nice jiggle.

Moonface? Please. If the lady has the skills, she can put those chipmunk cheeks to good use.

For those lamenting the small horde of people fawning over jailbait...get the fuck over it. Jerry Lee Lewis would've already stuffed every vacant hole on her body and divorced the chick before she turned 17.

People are such fucking pussies anymore.
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post #25 of 158
12/1/10 at 1:26am
We can't all be epic Philo Beddoe-style manly men like you Anderson.

Yeah yeah. 'Go fuck a koala in the ear' blah blah blah...
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post #26 of 158
12/1/10 at 1:29am
I'm done with the Australian slams on you, Rain Dog. You are a void.
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post #27 of 158
12/1/10 at 1:32am
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Originally Posted by Anderson View Post
pic #10 has a nice jiggle.

Moonface? Please. If the lady has the skills, she can put those chipmunk cheeks to good use.

For those lamenting the small horde of people fawning over jailbait...get the fuck over it. Jerry Lee Lewis would've already stuffed every vacant hole on her body and divorced the chick before she turned 17.

People are such fucking pussies anymore.
Now I'm always going to picture you as some greasy, sweaty middle aged guy trying to hide your erection under your trenchcoat every time you pass a school playground...
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post #28 of 158
12/1/10 at 1:34am
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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl View Post
Now I'm always going to picture you as some greasy, sweaty middle aged guy trying to hide your erection under your trenchcoat every time you pass a school playground...
When did it become a crime to like newly legal chicks. It's not like I can hop into a Time Machine and George Pal my ass back to when she was 16.

Her underage maidenhead didn't get plundered by any men here, people. Get over it.
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post #29 of 158
12/1/10 at 1:38am
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Originally Posted by Anderson View Post
When did it become a crime to like newly legal chicks. It's not like I can hope into a Time Machine and George Pal my ass back to when she was 16.

Her underage maidenhead didn't get plundered by any men here, people. Get over it.
It's not a crime, hence the term 'newly legal' but it sure is gross. If you're going to get all excited that a child star turned 18 it stands to reason that you find that kid just as bangable when they're 17....16...15...14...
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post #30 of 158
12/1/10 at 1:40am
There's a difference between lusting after a public figure and acting upon it.

You know why there's more excitement over the 18 year olds, don't you?
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post #31 of 158
12/1/10 at 1:42am
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Originally Posted by Anderson View Post
There's a difference between lusting after a public figure and acting upon it.

You know why there's more excitement over the 18 year olds, don't you?
Because of some hilariously unrealistic fantasy that if you ever met this celebrity in real life they would be drunk enough to agree to sleep with you and you couldn't get arrested for it?
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post #32 of 158
12/1/10 at 1:44am
Aren't fantasies inherently unrealistic?
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post #33 of 158
12/1/10 at 1:44am
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I'll take Emma Watson, who's currently attending brown over moon face white trash ANY DAY.
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post #34 of 158
12/1/10 at 1:46am
Wow. Really reading a lot into something that isn't there. But, that's what people love to do.

It's fantasy objectification of something that the average person doesn't have in their lives. Faulting people for saying "Wow, I'd love to see her naked" is fucking stupid when you're discussing an 18 year old.

Let's add onto that. An 18 year old who has spent the last year advertising herself as a sex symbol.

Those same people tend to favor the 18 year olds because they're are young, dumb and more likely to have a sextape.
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post #35 of 158
12/1/10 at 1:48am
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
Aren't fantasies inherently unrealistic?
They are, but some are hilariously so. The thought of a 40 year old imagining some girl from the Disney channel thinking he's hot fits in that category I think.
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post #36 of 158
12/1/10 at 1:50am
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
Aren't fantasies inherently unrealistic?
That leads into the weirdness of creating 18 year old countdown threads and the related ilk.

When they hit that magical number...who cares? It's not like they've got a fuck tape waiting in the wings to release online. It's not like it changes anything.

It's an exercise in futility. We glorify the jailbait, but we dare not touch it. We treat the jailbait as a commodity, but damn anyone who wants to trade in it.

The Western World is a fucked-up youth obsessed hive-mind eagerly awaiting the next pretty thing that they dare not sully.
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post #37 of 158
12/1/10 at 1:51am
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Originally Posted by Anderson View Post
Wow. Really reading a lot into something that isn't there. But, that's what people love to do.

It's fantasy objectification of something that the average person doesn't have in their lives. Faulting people for saying "Wow, I'd love to see her naked" is fucking stupid when you're discussing an 18 year old.

Let's add onto that. An 18 year old who has spent the last year advertising herself as a sex symbol.

Those same people tend to favor the 18 year olds because they're are young, dumb and more likely to have a sextape.
And what about that isn't creepy? I understand it's a fantasy and no one is breaking any laws but that doesn't remove the 'ick' factor at all.

Edited to add: I guess the thing that bothers me is that it's not like people are doing the countdown like "3...2...1... all right, she's legal! Gentlemen, start your masturbating!"

To me being super excited about Miley Cyrus turning 18 implies that you were eagerly awaiting this day while jerking off to Hannah Montana.
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post #38 of 158
12/1/10 at 1:52am
I'd like to know what NickP thinks of this situation.
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post #39 of 158
12/1/10 at 1:55am
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
We're creepy? This gif below is from her TV show that airs on the Disney channel! Miley's whole career is predicated on girls wanting to be her and boys wanting to fuck her. That's pretty much all of show business.
Hey it works for Sarah Palin.


And Miley please stop shaking your non-existent ass in front of us. Thank you.
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post #40 of 158
12/1/10 at 1:56am
I'm 22 t3ciiI. Watson is 20. Insert the gif of the umpire yelling safe.
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post #41 of 158
12/1/10 at 1:57am
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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl View Post
To me being super excited about Miley Cyrus turning 18 implies that you were eagerly awaiting this day while jerking off to Hannah Montana.
I don't think that would be a big deal if the guys (or girls) were around the same age.
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post #42 of 158
12/1/10 at 2:00am
Who gives a shit if they're around the same age? Legal is legal.

The slight tinges of moral outrage at imagined scenarios is stupid. The 18 year old countdown thread is stupid.

In terms of future betting, I place my money on a sex scandal within 6-9 months.
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post #43 of 158
12/1/10 at 2:00am
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I'm not sure where the 40 year old thing came from because most of the people in this thread, and who know about her generally, aren't anywhere near 40.

In any case, there are a lot of people out there who flaunt their sexuality well before they are legally adults. Yet, folks can't publicly comment about it due to age. Now we can. If I had a body like hers, I'd flaunt it every chance I got, too. And I'd hope people commented on how hot I was when I did so.

ETA: Also, who posted that they were eagerly awaiting for Miley to turn 18 besides the guy in the link I posted? Seems a weird complaint to make about Chewers since there's no evidence that's happened.
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post #44 of 158
12/1/10 at 2:03am
I love this idea that being attracted to an attractive person somehow makes you "creepy".
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post #45 of 158
12/1/10 at 2:05am
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I love this idea that being attracted to an attractive person somehow makes you "creepy".
It does when that person is underage. And getting excited when a child star turns 18 does imply you were already attracted to them when they were younger.
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post #46 of 158
12/1/10 at 2:10am
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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl View Post
It does when that person is underage. And getting excited when a child star turns 18 does imply you were already attracted to them when they were younger.
What if they died before they turned 18? Is it ok to look back wistfully and talk about how you would've loved to give her the third input?
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post #47 of 158
12/1/10 at 2:11am
There's nothing strange or deviant about being attracted to an 18 year-old. It's not some magic divider; it's an arbitrary number we assigned to signify to where any person can make decisions for themselves. When it comes to sexual attraction, (non-pedo) people are attracted to post-pubescents, not numbers on a Gregorian calendar.

I'm not saying it's okay to boink anyone who has sprouted a few hairs. Part of being a civilized adult is recognizing that physical and emotional maturity are different things, and to keep your hands off till a person can develop a modicum of the latter. But a boner isn't designed to know a developed 16 year-old is off limits while a petite 20something is A-Okay.
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post #48 of 158
12/1/10 at 2:12am
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Age ain't nothing but a number. And laws are arbitrary, based on the whims of whomever is in power. You're telling me that there's really a difference attraction-wise whether someone is 17 or 18? If you think someone is hot, you think they are hot.
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post #49 of 158
12/1/10 at 2:13am
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Originally Posted by Anderson View Post
What if they died before they turned 18? Is it ok to look back wistfully and talk about how you would've loved to give her the third input?
Yeah, like that chick from Poltergeist, Jerry Lee Lewis would have fucked every vacant hole on her body too, amiright?
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post #50 of 158
12/1/10 at 2:14am
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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl View Post
It does when that person is underage. And getting excited when a child star turns 18 does imply you were already attracted to them when they were younger.
No it doesn't. It implies that we men are able to flip the switch implanted in us by society that allows us to be attracted to a girl once she turns 18. (Provided there are no birth certificate errors. If that's the case, the attraction is grandfathered in, so long as the girl has reached the proper age in the interim.)
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