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SAM STRANGE REMEMBERS... UNSTOPPABLE

post #1 of 6
12/6/10 at 3:40am
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It's about a train that eats people, and almost one horse.

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post #2 of 6
12/6/10 at 5:33am
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
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post #3 of 6
12/6/10 at 5:52am
I was wondering when a new one of these was due. Thank you, Sam that was awesome. For some reason the german poster had me laughing my ass off the most.
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post #4 of 6
12/6/10 at 6:38am
This was the worst Strange feature ever. The quirky, don't give a shit welders like Dr. Peel-Out are such an easy, all purpose way out that only the most intellectually lazy film makers resort to using them. Take for example the, ahem, example of the most precious of our cinematic genii and prominent techno-revolutionary, Mr. James T. Cameron. How easily would the inclusion of Dr. Peel-Out would have resolved the conflict in both of his game changing, masterful manifestos?

The Titanic/Iceberg conflict would have been instantly resolved by Dr. Peel-Out welding the ship's hull shut, allowing it to merrily keep sailing towards New York. And the poor cinemagoers would have to be amused solely by Billy Zane's eyebrows and not by people hitting their heads on metal and then drowning.

The White Man/Noble Savage conflict in Avatar could have easily been resolved by Dr. Peel-Out welding proper armor on the White Man's "high tech" weapons allowing the Noble Savages to be properly slaughtered as is the natural way of things. Leaving the audiences with a clear lack of two hours of watching phosphorescent wildlife.

J'accuse Mr. Strange.
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post #5 of 6
12/7/10 at 3:15am
The Dr. Peel-Outs of America are our true cultural heritage. Most of them have Cherokee blood I'm sure.

Seriously, the movie plays like one big, bad joke. I think it's on par with The Happening. Also, I think I may go watch it again tonight.
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post #6 of 6
12/7/10 at 12:28pm
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Originally Posted by Sam Strange
One is a young buck. He's on his cell phone all the time because he's got issues with his wife:

1. He caught her sending a text message when she clearly said she was just playing Angry Birds.
2. It was to her friend, a guy who has a crush on her.
3. The young guy shows the other guy his gun.
4. She kicks him out and gets a restraining order.
5. He's forced to live with his boyfriend, Tom Savini.
6. It turns out she was really playing Angry Birds after all. The whole thing was a set up to...I'm not sure because I don't understand the dynamics of white trash marital relationships.

The other guy is an old buck about to be forced out of his job despite his extensive knowledge of model train sets. He's on the cell phone all the time because he's got issues with his wife:

1. She's dead.
Jokes within wordplay within set-ups within punchlines...your columns are like the INCEPTION of funny internet writing. Don't ever change!
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