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post #51 of 99
12/20/10 at 2:26pm
Like I said to Reasor, I haven't posted here in six months and--before I left--Rath and I were actually friendly. He invited me to hang out in NYC. When I came back, he just could not stand anything I contributed here. I have no idea what happened.
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post #52 of 99
12/20/10 at 2:27pm
Well that was certainly proportional...
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post #53 of 99
12/20/10 at 2:35pm
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Originally Posted by Cuchulain View Post
Like I said to Reasor, I haven't posted here in six months and--before I left--Rath and I were actually friendly. He invited me to hang out in NYC. When I came back, he just could not stand anything I contributed here. I have no idea what happened.
You probably shouldn't sweat it too much, it's likely not you.
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post #54 of 99
12/20/10 at 2:38pm
Tits, people. Half-concealed tits.

I want to bronze this thread and put it on my mantle.
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post #55 of 99
12/20/10 at 2:46pm
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Originally Posted by JacknifeJohnny View Post
You probably shouldn't sweat it too much, it's likely not you.
Yeah, didn't Rath have a blow up a little while ago and came back apologizing about other crap going on that had him on edge?
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post #56 of 99
12/20/10 at 2:57pm
I am up to my balls in slaughtered goats over here, and through the power of their blood I hereby summon Rath BACK from this self-imposed exile! I cast OUT the bilious spirits plaguing his soul!. Nel nome del padre, il figlio, e spirito santo! I summon you back to this plane!
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post #57 of 99
12/20/10 at 2:58pm
Hi.

So, Tron looks pretty sweet, right?
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post #58 of 99
12/20/10 at 3:01pm
It could be a trick. I need an old priest, and a young priest.
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post #59 of 99
12/20/10 at 3:03pm
I'll prove that it's me. Watch the DADT thread.
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post #60 of 99
12/20/10 at 3:26pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
I envy Xtina's shoe collection. When you find a good pair of shoes (stylish and comfortable), get them in several different colors. Shoes can make or break an outfit. It also gives diversity to your wardrobe. Take a plain white tee and jeans, depending on the shoe it could be sexy (black pumps), sporty (sneakers), country (cowboy boots), rock (leather boots), and so on. Change the color and you can spice up or down your outfit. Do not underestimate shoes.
My wife would agree whole-heartedly.
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Oh, okay, so this is one of those situations where we just let Cuch be a moron, without anybody really saying "You're stupid, and you shoud stop talking." ...
Hey, man...

http://chud.com/forum/showthread.php...ox#post2931654

http://chud.com/forum/showthread.php...ox#post2959622

It's a Sisyphean task.
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post #61 of 99
12/20/10 at 3:35pm
The fuck just happened?
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post #62 of 99
12/20/10 at 3:41pm
Cuch was being a douche-bag. Rath violently called him out. Xtina still has tits.
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post #63 of 99
12/20/10 at 3:44pm
How is it douchey to think that it's unseemly to spend a ton of money on yourself when the inequality of wealth in this world is the reason that almost the majority of humanity lives in disease and squalor?
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post #64 of 99
12/20/10 at 3:50pm
This thread is going to keep me from getting any presents purchased today.
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post #65 of 99
12/20/10 at 3:51pm
"Waaaaaaahhhhhh, I didn't have money growing up, so I know the value of a dollar. You people, meanwhile, are posting on message boards during working hours. How dare you not donate your seemingly free time to a worthy cause?"
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post #66 of 99
12/20/10 at 3:53pm
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Originally Posted by Cuchulain View Post
How is it douchey to think that it's unseemly to spend a ton of money on yourself when the inequality of wealth in this world is the reason that almost the majority of humanity lives in disease and squalor?
Geography, religion, war, and corrupt governments have nothing to do with it, it's all because Leno likes his cars.
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post #67 of 99
12/20/10 at 3:53pm
For the record, I'm not a big Snaieke fan at all, but this post:

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Maybe because you just go around from thread to thread without actually reading or clicking on the links? For the record, that's one of the things that you get a time out for, which would be... like your 3rd or 4th?

The reason Tzu saved that was because if you clicked on the link (from the first post, which is what you are supposed to do) you would have seen a bunch of photos and they all had a wall of shoes behind her.
Solid fucking gold. Notice that the Princess hasn't responded.
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post #68 of 99
12/20/10 at 3:57pm
I have to agree that Aguilera is a horribly selfish woman, if she wasn't, then she da lemme giddup on dem muthafuckin' tiiiits!
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post #69 of 99
12/20/10 at 3:58pm
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Originally Posted by Cuchulain View Post
How is it douchey to think that it's unseemly to spend a ton of money on yourself when the inequality of wealth in this world is the reason that almost the majority of humanity lives in disease and squalor?
It's all in the approach. You're not the Ghost of Xmas messageboarding.

http://www.looktothestars.org/celebr...stina-aguilera
http://www.looktothestars.org/celebrity/442-jay-leno

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Originally Posted by JacknifeJohnny View Post
I have to agree that Aguilera is a horribly selfish woman, if she wasn't, then she da lemme giddup on dem muthafuckin' tiiiits!
Gold.
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post #70 of 99
12/20/10 at 4:00pm
There's hope for all! Dude on the left looks like variations on 30 of us.

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post #71 of 99
12/20/10 at 4:04pm
In that picture she looks like variations of 30 girls I see at bus stops everyday. I'll take the clearance items.
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post #72 of 99
12/20/10 at 4:05pm
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There's hope for all! Dude on the left looks like variations on 30 of us.
And she's available (or soon to be)! But I hear she's a cheater. I hope that won't stop you guys from thinking about getting triple-teamed by Christinas of every hair color.
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post #73 of 99
12/20/10 at 4:19pm
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Originally Posted by Cuchulain View Post
How is it douchey to think that it's unseemly to spend a ton of money on yourself when the inequality of wealth in this world is the reason that almost the majority of humanity lives in disease and squalor?
Sure is. He pays his taxes, he gives pretty generously to charity and his car collection isn't exactly impacting the situation in any of the third world countries.

It's also pretty douche-y as one individual to tell another how to spend the money they earned.

It's doubly douche-y to play the Rawls card about talent while glorifying your background. One's just as random as the other.
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post #74 of 99
12/20/10 at 4:23pm
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In that picture she looks like variations of 30 girls I see at bus stops everyday. I'll take the clearance items.
I'll take her on her worst pregnant day. My body is not a temple at which to worship, nor is my virtue a prize to be won. I'm here to use my shit up. Might as well be with Christina Aguilerelalalalalalala.
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post #75 of 99
12/20/10 at 4:43pm
I like that we're all automatically assuming those are all her shoes. She cold be taking these pics at some little wardrobe shop for a video. Or they could be shoes she's giving to orphans.

Anyway, I'm going to the DADT thread. Ciao!
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post #76 of 99
12/20/10 at 4:45pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
I'll take her on her worst pregnant day. My body is not a temple at which to worship, nor is my virtue a prize to be won. I'm here to use my shit up. Might as well be with Christina Aguilerelalalalalalala.
Plus she's pregnant so you can raw-dog her all you want.
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post #77 of 99
12/20/10 at 4:56pm
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Plus she's pregnant so you can raw-dog her all you want.
The way you go, I don't think you should be raw-dogging anything.
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post #78 of 99
12/20/10 at 5:16pm
Yeah, there are always people that have it worse than you.

I didn't have a job for six months, had to move out of my house, me and the wife are currently living with my parents, my dad just had a heart attack (he is recovering now) and I spent the last two years living in fear of something the didn't diagnose until 2 months before they operated. Plus a shit load of other stuff I don't want to even talk about.

But through all that I had a loving wife, the support of friends and family and this place, which (I know it sounds lame) really kept me going.

The point I'm trying to make is that everyone has problems; we just need to deal with them and laugh at slutty celebrities
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post #79 of 99
12/20/10 at 5:21pm
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The way you go, I don't think you should be raw-dogging anything.
It was kind of empowering when I found out that my workplace voted me in as "Most Likely To Be Patient Zero When The Next Chlamydia Outbreak Hits". Not only that, but all that shit didn't even fit on the plaque! Sub-par.
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post #80 of 99
12/20/10 at 5:48pm
So what year in college is Cuchulain in anyway?
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post #81 of 99
12/20/10 at 5:54pm
I just knew there was a reason I should check back into that lousy Christina's teats thread.

My intuition is on fucking FIRE this month.
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post #82 of 99
12/20/10 at 5:59pm
I'm just warming myself next to this thread. Stupid nude celebrity thread leading to philosophy 101ing then a spectular out of nowhere flameout? THAT's fucking CHUD right there. Memories....
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post #83 of 99
12/20/10 at 6:00pm
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It was kind of empowering when I found out that my workplace voted me in as "Most Likely To Be Patient Zero When The Next Chlamydia Outbreak Hits". Not only that, but all that shit didn't even fit on the plaque! Sub-par.
Plaque? I thought they'd just engrave that on the side of a fleshlight.
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post #84 of 99
12/20/10 at 6:10pm
Who knew that ANYONE had strong feelings about Christina Aguilera anyways?
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post #85 of 99
12/20/10 at 6:22pm
It's gone beyond Xtina, Pop. This is about how between her shoe collection and Jay Leno's car collection they have single handedly forced third world nations to live in squalourous conditions. Those fuckers....
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post #86 of 99
12/20/10 at 6:32pm
Does Cuch's rule apply to music? According to iTunes, I've got 33 days worth of music. So I guess I'm part of the problem.

PS: Boobies.
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post #87 of 99
12/20/10 at 7:53pm
Don't you see Greg? It applies to any large collection of consumer goods. Why, your music collection could've fed little Ubutu's village for over six weeks. At the right time that could've seen the small village survive to see yet another dictator come to power and crush them further under his bootheel. Shame, shame, shame.
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post #88 of 99
12/20/10 at 8:32pm
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post #89 of 99
12/20/10 at 9:18pm
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Originally Posted by Abbott & Prospero View Post
"Become Rath..."
A gift for you


PS I made this green box weeks ago (I have a whole set of them lined up), and had been waiting for the perfect moment to unleash it. THIS is that chance!

PPS Rath, you are acting rather strangely. Some of the things you've written about in your screed (Cuch's love life) he never even mentioned in this thread..
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post #90 of 99
12/20/10 at 9:56pm
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
I hope to God you didn't spend money that could have gone to blind orphans on that kill button.
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post #91 of 99
12/20/10 at 10:55pm
Thread Starter 
Xtina is a lezzie, guys. Batboy was just a beard or whatever the male equivalent is.
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post #92 of 99
12/20/10 at 10:58pm
She does have a weakness for the dork look, it seems. Isn't her baby daddy a weird looking doof too?
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post #93 of 99
12/20/10 at 11:00pm
I blame Oprah.
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post #94 of 99
12/20/10 at 11:00pm
Thread Starter 
The guy in the picture Phil posted is the daddy/ex-husband/ex-marketing exec.
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post #95 of 99
12/20/10 at 11:28pm
This might be the weirdest fucking thread that I have ever seen.
Keep up the good work.
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post #96 of 99
12/21/10 at 2:09am
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
Xtina is a lezzie, guys.
*eagerly awaits next dirrrty set of leaked photos*
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post #97 of 99
12/21/10 at 4:44pm
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Originally Posted by Mezz View Post
For the record, I'm not a big Snaieke fan at all, but this post:

Solid fucking gold. Notice that the Princess hasn't responded.
Um.. what are you on about, Mezz? I responded right after he posted that

And.. I only just now noticed that Rath once again felt compelled to insult my intelligence in this thread. This is vexing to me because his hatred towards me seems to have bubbled up out of no where. Just because I hate religion, he hates me? I don't think that's cool or fair. To my knowledge, we even used to be friends here. He was going to use a name I'd invented in a screen play he was writing! Now he seems to only address me to hurl insults

If you don't like me, Wrath, put me on ignore. There is no reason to muck up the holiday season with this vitriol. I know I'm an intelligent person so your repeated accusations of retardation don't mean much to me, but it is growing tiresom
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post #98 of 99
4/17/12 at 9:25pm
Thread Starter 

I tried to find a recent Xtina thread and this popped up. It's too good not to rebump.

 

Also, here's Christina waging her personal war against wearing pants.

 

 

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Edited by Diva - 4/18/12 at 5:28am
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post #99 of 99
4/17/12 at 9:35pm

I come in here expecting Aguilera tits, and I find people defending Jay Leno. Fuck this.

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