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CAPTION THIS: Poor Danica Patrick Edition

post #1 of 15
12/13/10 at 10:29pm
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Thank goodness we know where both his hands are.
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post #2 of 15
12/13/10 at 11:34pm
Chaz Bono keeping abreast of racing superstar Danica Patrick.
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post #3 of 15
12/13/10 at 11:53pm
All my envy,

Danica Patrick
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post #4 of 15
12/14/10 at 1:04am
Moments before Justin's second unfortunate lactation.
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post #5 of 15
12/14/10 at 1:15am
Yet another moment that could had been less awkward had "The bro" been accepted among men.

Today's weather for the NASCAR race is cold, with a fat chance of man nipples.

Also, that is clearly Danica's worst "trading paint" incident.
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post #6 of 15
12/14/10 at 1:23am
"Great manboobs, but what I really want to know is who does your hair?"
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post #7 of 15
12/14/10 at 1:59am
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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post #8 of 15
12/14/10 at 4:05am
America! Fuck Yeah!
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post #9 of 15
12/14/10 at 4:29am
In the early 1990's, a secret discovery was never made public due to the fear of moral outcry: the ability to clone humans. In what was a combination of last-ditch PR and the science team's own personal grief at the loss, the decision was made to create, in secret, a clone of John Candy. The process was a success, but the team hesitated, wanting to wait and make sure the child produced would actually grow to resemble the late comedian. A few years later, tragedy struck when the child accidentally escaped its playroom, to be found wandering the hallways by a janitor, who took him home and raised him as his son. The science team lamented that all their years of hard work was for naught, and in some ways, it was like losing Candy all over again. But they keep searching for a sign, a clue, of where that jolly fat kid might have ended up...
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post #10 of 15
12/14/10 at 11:11am
Less concerned about Danica. More concerned about the fat kid. And the guy behind him. With the sunglasses. And the tan. And the mustache. And the erection.
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post #11 of 15
12/14/10 at 12:17pm
Omar Sharif arrested for public indecency after caught fondling self at Danica Patrick autograph session.
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post #12 of 15
12/14/10 at 12:22pm
And that, children, is why Godaddy.com fired its ad company.
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post #13 of 15
12/14/10 at 12:23pm
"Show some self respect, Love Danica"
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post #14 of 15
12/14/10 at 12:29pm
All these millennia of constant human struggle. Of innovation. Of evolution. From cowering in a cold, damp corner of a cave to flying so high it seems you could hold the Earth in the palm of your hand. Everything has led to this single instance.
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post #15 of 15
12/14/10 at 1:27pm
"Oh good god...they're bigger than mine!"
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