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Ke$ha getting her box munched

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You've been warned.

This is made doubly gross because all I see is John Tavolta's face on her body.

post #2 of 84
Gah, now I can't unsee that.

So what's the over-under on her even remembering this night?
post #3 of 84
Hope you like seafood, cause today's menu is crabs, with a side order of herpes.
post #4 of 84
I thought real men don't eat Ke$ha?
post #5 of 84
"Ugh, do you douche with a bottle of Jack too?"
post #6 of 84
Which singing whore is this?
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Originally Posted by Anderson View Post
Which "singing" whore is this?
Fixed for accuracy.
post #8 of 84
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Which singing whore is this?
The one I was railing about back in March if I recall.
post #9 of 84
Oh! The one that fucked bombed on SNL back in May. She looks different when not so tarted up.
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti View Post
I thought real men don't eat Ke$ha?
Outstanding, Hale.
post #11 of 84
it looks like he's tossing her salad dude I'd do it
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
it looks like he's tossing her salad dude I'd do it
I bet you would, Starburns.
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I bet you would, Starburns.
His name's Alex, dude.
post #14 of 84
I don't think any girl I ever fucked knew how to sing.
post #15 of 84
This thread makes me uneasy.
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This thread makes me uneasy.
Really? It could be so much worse.
post #17 of 84
Probably. And on a sliding scale, uneasy < creeped out < freaked out. But still.
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I don't think any girl I ever fucked knew how to sing.
I, however, seem to be exclusively attracted to women with pipes. Guess that leaves Ke$sha all to you.

Well, you and Jake.
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I, however, seem to be exclusively attracted to women with pipes.
/clears throat
post #20 of 84
Greg loves him some pipes.
post #21 of 84
Like you'd know, you only smoked cigars!
post #22 of 84
Oh, don't you worry, Greg... I'll keep your secrets, sweetheart.
post #23 of 84
If you want a vision of the future, it's going down on a horrible singer's bush...forever.
post #24 of 84
This thread makes me hot.
post #25 of 84
I remember back in the day when I wanted to be creeped out by the good people of CHUD I'd just take a peek in the Sex forum. Those were the innocent times...
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Originally Posted by The Rain Dog View Post
His name's Alex, dude.
What? The dude also wrote the episode...

She is pure autotune (TM) and has no talent (I mean attractiveness).
Egotastic is remembering the pearl necklace she showed on one photo months ago.
post #27 of 84
"Lick my bunghole, motherfucker!"

god I hope someone gets that reference
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Originally Posted by Andrew Merriweather View Post
"Lick my bunghole, motherfucker!"

god I hope someone gets that reference
Beavis and Butthead?
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Beavis and Butthead?
post #30 of 84
She can't sing for shit, but I dont get what's so gross about those pics. I'd totally hit that - even if she does look like a Barbie doll that someone picked up out of the trash.
post #31 of 84
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti View Post
I thought real men don't eat Ke$ha?
Pick them up as you need them...

post #32 of 84
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Originally Posted by Anderson View Post
Oh! The one that fucked bombed on SNL back in May. She looks different when not so tarted up.
Yup.

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She can't sing for shit, but I dont get what's so gross about those pics. I'd totally hit that - even if she does look like a Barbie doll that someone picked up out of the trash.
She looks the best she ever has in those picks. Usually she looks like a deep sea creature.
post #33 of 84
How do we know that these pictures have Ke$ha in them? I did a google search on her, and had a hard time trying to recognize her twatsnot pics.
post #34 of 84
She queefed in Autotune, so it must be her.
post #35 of 84
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How do we know that these pictures have Ke$ha in them? I did a google search on her, and had a hard time trying to recognize her twatsnot pics.
Inferred from her partner.
post #36 of 84
Please raise your hand if you've actually listened to "Animal" from start to finish, and are thusly able to back up your claims that she can't sing.

Anyone? No? I didn't think so.

This fucking place.
post #37 of 84
Hand raised. She can't fucking sing.
post #38 of 84
Rath's right. But he's right about something involving Ke$ha. Pictures are certainly a big whoop. Maybe she wanted to document the first unselfish dude she's been with.
post #39 of 84
I am 0-273 on knowing said parties featured in celeb threads here at CHUD. I am resigned to the fact that I may be the most pop culture-sheltered, rocking chair rockin' mothersmucker out there.
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
Hand raised. She can't fucking sing.
Regardless, Rath's point stands: He's above all of this ridiculous tomfoolery that he obsessively comments on. So there.
post #41 of 84
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Originally Posted by RathBandu View Post
Please raise your hand if you've actually listened to "Animal" from start to finish, and are thusly able to back up your claims that she can't sing.

Anyone? No? I didn't think so.

This fucking place.
I actually have it. You don't tell me how to feel, Rath. I live with it, everyday.
post #42 of 84
I need to listen to her entire CD to know she can't sing?
post #43 of 84
Her music is so Auto Tuned that I have no idea if she has any actual singing ability, unless she's had an Ashley Simpson moment.
post #44 of 84
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Originally Posted by Evi View Post
I need to listen to her entire CD to know she can't sing?
My thoughts exactly. And her album was critisized for being heavile auto tuned so listening to it wouldn't make a differance. She may have a good voice(doubtful) but she is a shit artist.

The Travolta thing is so true. I wish Conan would book the 2 on the same night.
post #45 of 84
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I am 0-273 on knowing said parties featured in celeb threads here at CHUD. I am resigned to the fact that I may be the most pop culture-sheltered, rocking chair rockin' mothersmucker out there.
We should all be so blessed. I do not relish my gossipologist abilities. It is a curse, but I must obey the gossip gods. If there's bad fashion, drug over doses, or coochie shots, I am compelled to post.

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I need to listen to her entire CD to know she can't sing?
I haven't heard one song on her album, but I've heard her "sing" live on numerous talk and award shows, and that was much too much. She's unbelievably awful.

I haven't even posted her inane interviews where she talks about smelling like shrimp in a diaper or being JFK in a past life.

ETA: Here's Ke$ha with a pearl necklace that someone mentioned on page 1.
post #46 of 84
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Originally Posted by RathBandu View Post
Please raise your hand if you've actually listened to "Animal" from start to finish, and are thusly able to back up your claims that she can't sing.

Anyone? No? I didn't think so.

This fucking place.
Aaaah Rath, White Knight of the shitty tween pop tarts the world over.

I have an image of you charging into this thread with a feather duster and a bath towel round your neck shouting 'Have at you!'

Cue Raths retort involving me simply being too old and out of touch to understand the artistic subtitles of a marketed 'musician' brand that non-ironically places a dollar sign in her name.
post #47 of 84
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Originally Posted by Anderson View Post
Which singing whore is this?
The hating of women continues ...
post #48 of 84
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Originally Posted by Anderson View Post
She queefed in Autotune, so it must be her.
Stop.

You write for the site, dude.
post #49 of 84
I just posted this in the older thread about Keisha, but I guess I may as well post it here-Crack's analysis of "Tik Tok".

http://www.cracked.com/funny-4433-ke24ha/

Of all the ridiculous things in it, I don't see how anyone can get over Keisha rejecting guys unless they look like Mick Jagger.



You tell 'em, Keisha.
post #50 of 84
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Originally Posted by Fat Elvis View Post
Stop.

You write for the site, dude.
Like that ever stopped someone from saying something inappropriate.

But, I agree that it's misogyny that even makes me feel uncomfortable.
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