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Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds have split

post #1 of 42
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http://omg.yahoo.com/news/scarlett-j...9wPpxx.;_ylv=3

According to the release, it was a civil split more than two weeks ago and was due to the strains on their relationship from their respective careers.
post #2 of 42
It's the time of year for celebrity couples, or couples wherein only one individual is a celebrity (or neither), staying together or not.
post #3 of 42
Green Lantern and Black Widow getting a divorce. Those company-crossovers never work!
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Thread Starter 
At least they apparently split on very good terms, because I thought their more low-key relationship was refreshing. They did actually seem to committ for over two years, although I'm sure there were many strains.
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Awesome! This means Ryan's available. Wait .... SHIT ... did I say "Ryan"? I meant ScarJo! I swear I meant ScarJo!
post #6 of 42
Benicio Del Toro's probably already reserving an elevator for next year's Oscars as we speak.

ETA: Yes, I'm the same guy who posted on Jake's FBook.
post #7 of 42
I'm half expecting to hear that ScarJo is hooked up with Fred Armisen or Andy Sandberg any minute now.
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Ryan Reynolds is oficially useless.
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Ryan Reynolds is oficially useless.
Why?
Almost every woman I know would push a stroller in front of a bus load of nuns in order to hook up with him.
Not to say that Scarlett isn't fantastic but that dude is never going to be lacking in the quality women department.
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I'm half expecting to hear that ScarJo is hooked up with Fred Armisen or Andy Sandberg any minute now.
Ash, but Armison is married to Elizabeth Moss from mad men. Not pertinent, but just weird to me. Damn scientologists.
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Ryan Reynolds is oficially useless.
He's good people.
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Ash, but Armison is married to Elizabeth Moss from mad men. Not pertinent, but just weird to me. Damn scientologists.
Not any more, he's not. They split a few months back. Supposedly Armison shacked up with Abby Elliot, that motherfucker.
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Kinda interesting that this split coincides with the split of Efron/Hudgens and Hall/Carpenter. Personally, I thought Reynolds and ScarJo look like a great couple, who rarely show up in the tabloid news. I had assumed that it is because they had a great marriage, but in just two years they decided to separate. I guess celebrities really do have a hard time staying married.
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And Christina Hendriks is married from the ugly annoying dude from Devil, right?
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And Christina Hendriks is married from the ugly annoying dude from Devil, right?
Funny's damn sexy.
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Kinda interesting that this split coincides with the split of Efron/Hudgens and Hall/Carpenter. Personally, I thought Reynolds and ScarJo look like a great couple, who rarely show up in the tabloid news. I had assumed that it is because they had a great marriage, but in just two years they decided to separate. I guess celebrities really do have a hard time staying married.
Efron/Hudgens were always on borrowed time. How many people hook up as teens and stay together forever? As far as these two go, not really surprised. Rumors were flying about them falling out last summer. They're young, they're both busy, and it didn't seem like they dated very long before they got hitched. Seemed like another couple who fell in love with the idea of marriage while having no damn clue what they were getting into. None of 'em shock me anymore after Robbins/Sarandon.

Your move, Hanks/Wilson!
post #17 of 42
I guess she saw the GL trailer too!
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I don't know if I will be able to acccept this new reality.
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My first reaction was "Oh no, that's terrible!" followed by "They were dating?"

EDIT: let me amend that - "They were MARRIED?!"
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I guess she saw the GL trailer too!
You cheeky thing!
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Originally Posted by Princess Kate View Post
I guess she saw the GL trailer too!
I know, right?
post #22 of 42
He's back in the friend zone:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtTbq3_lPz0
post #23 of 42
The decades old Marvel/DC nerdwar claims another victim. How could the Black Widow and the Green Lantern remain under the same roof?
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Originally Posted by BTSMGL View Post
Benicio Del Toro's probably already reserving an elevator for next year's Oscars as we speak.

ETA: Yes, I'm the same guy who posted on Jake's FBook.
Wow, what's that one mean? LOL

I had such high hopes for them. After all, they would have had incredible looking children. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt needs to find a lover, right? Now if Shiloh can somehow escape being brainwashed into thinking she's a boy....
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Vivi, after the Oscars one year Scarlett and Benicio had sex in an elevator in a hotel.

I thought they were looking into adopting a child, if so it's sad they broke up.
post #26 of 42
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I think Scarlett did mention the possibility of adoption in the future, yes.
post #27 of 42
The Oscar Curse lives on and is now spread to the Tony Awards. Scarlett won a Tony last June; now she's divorced. Whomever is dating Natalie Portman right now better start sweating!
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Whomever is dating Natalie Portman right now better start sweating!
Whomever is dating Natalie Portman probably is already doing a lot of sweating. If you know what I mean.
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He's good people.
You people always stick together.
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Whomever is dating Natalie Portman probably is already doing a lot of sweating. If you know what I mean.


but I guess he's a step up from the homeless guy she used to date

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What the fuck is that thing on his head?
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You people always stick together.
Hey, chill out with the racism.
post #33 of 42
Stelios:

I think because of they're prior depiction as murderous aliens from space, animal rights activists have had a tough time making leeway against the culling of Crites for their pelts. It's pretty sad, really, not even Great White sharks have suffered such bad publicity from a wholly inaccurate series of films.
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life sucks
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Your move, Hanks/Wilson!
Uh...I'm fairly certain Wilson drowned towards the end of the film, so that's in pretty poor taste.


ETA: Spoiler, I guess.
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Originally Posted by Raspberry Leper View Post
Uh...I'm fairly certain Wilson drowned towards the end of the film, so that's in pretty poor taste.


ETA: Spoiler, I guess.
Took me awhile to get it, but well done.
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life sucks
Not for her it doesn't. Accomplished dancer, ridiculous body, guy probably fucks like a spider monkey on steroids. We should all be so lucky.
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Yeah, being fucked by a spider monkey on steroids was definitely one of the the high points of my life, so far.
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What the fuck is that thing on his head?
It looks like a rice bowl. Probably comes in handy when he's out and about.
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Yeah, being fucked by a spider monkey on steroids was definitely one of the the high points of my life, so far.
but seriously, being fucked by a dude who's an accomplished dancer with a ridiculous body was the highlight of mine.
post #41 of 42
Don't knock it till you've tried it. Guy probably gives an amazing footjob.
post #42 of 42
Those last three or four posts have me in a fit. Bravo gentlemen!
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