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Worst stabber ever. Twenty hits and no killing blow? Lame.
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He stabbed her 20 TIMES and she survived?! What did he stab her with, a straw?

EDIT: or what stelios said!
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He didn't spend enough time leveling up with edged weapons.
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"Deputy District Attorney Ken Watanabe asks for the maximum sentence at Shelley Malil's trial"

WTF?
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Julius Caesar was stabbed 23 times, and the conclusion of the autopsy (first ever in recorded history) was that only one of those wounds was fatal

Therefore surviving 20 stab wounds? Very possible, more so than you might think
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Originally Posted by Princess Kate View Post
Julius Caesar was stabbed 23 times ...
By multiple people.

He also, hum ... died.
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Gotta admit, Gerry Bedknob totally steals that film.
Also, terrible man etc
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How many times was Jesus stabbed?
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ElCaptian, you're missing the point.. ONLY ONE OF THOSE WOUNDS WERE FATAL!
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Jesus was lanced, joeypants you heathen. Not stabbed.
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That 40 Year Old Virgin 20 year reunion is gonna be awkward!
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The 40-Years-To-Life Actor!
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Originally Posted by stelios View Post
Jesus was lanced, joeypants you heathen. Not stabbed.
Ah, you sniffed out the trick question. Congratulations. And an extra 20 years in heavenly eternity is your prize!
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Worst stabber ever. Twenty hits and no killing blow? Lame.
Couldn't close the deal eh?
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