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This is what happens when you are married to Russell Brand

post #1 of 59
Thread Starter 
Russell posted this pic of Katy Perry sans make up on his Twitter. It's since been removed, but not soon enough.

post #2 of 59
Great! That's great!
post #3 of 59
Are we supposed to think that's hideous or something?
post #4 of 59
The ramifications of this will be felt for centuries.
post #5 of 59
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Originally Posted by Tati
Fat!
Please Tati, that's not even relevant here.
post #6 of 59
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
Are we supposed to think that's hideous or something?
She looks normal looking. Amazing find, Diva..

EDIT: Though I feel sorry for her that she felt compelled to take it down. She just looks human, what is wrong with that?
post #7 of 59
Actually I didn't find anything wrong with the picture. I thought the point was that he hid her fabulous breasts from us.
post #8 of 59
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
Are we supposed to think that's hideous or something?
Nope, but I'm sure Katy isn't too happy about it being plastered all over the internets. What husband does that?* He won't be getting any for some time, me thinks.

*Guys like Ashton, who tweet pictures of their wife's ass without their consent.
post #9 of 59
She joins the ranks of girls I find hotter with no make-up like Teri Hatcher or Maïwenn Le Besco.
post #10 of 59
She looks like Trejo. The chewer, not Danny.
post #11 of 59
Meh. People like her tits more than her face, anyway.
post #12 of 59
I'd strap some fireworks to that and feed it to a pack of ravenous gays.

That's supposed to be the right response, right?
post #13 of 59
This is before she puts on her Deschanel, I guess.
post #14 of 59
*Gasp!* A real looking woman!
post #15 of 59
She's looking cute.
post #16 of 59
Yeah, I see no issues, still hot.
post #17 of 59
I'd hate to see the "unglamorized" Russell Brand picture.
post #18 of 59


"Set her alight! A woman without makeup is but a cat without fur!"
post #19 of 59
Dick move, Russell! It's not about how she looks, it's a violation of trust, because whatever YOU think of the pic, no way in hell did Katy Perry want that on Twitter and her effing husband went and DID THAT THING. My wife would murder me in the face if I did that, and neither of us is even famous.
post #20 of 59
Maybe Sir Brand just wanted to show the world how attractive he thinks his wife is without makeup. Probably still a bonehead move if he didn't realize that The Internet would try to ridicule her mercilessly for looking like a normal woman for a second, but he probably had good intentions...
post #21 of 59
I wouldn't be surprised if this was consentually posted. Clever way of undercutting that plastic sex doll image that she's worked so hard to cultivate. After all, she looks pretty damn good for someone who just got awoken in bed.
post #22 of 59
Supremely dick move by Brand for the reasons Phil stated.

Having said that, she looks good and almost exactly like a friend of mine. The last thing I needed is to now start thinking about her made up and dressed like Katy Perry. My mind is stuck in sixteen year old overactive fantasy mode as it is. This is not a welcome complication.
post #23 of 59
well, if she's single, you've got something to tell her.
post #24 of 59
I'm HORRIBLE at relationships. She'll be asking for my head in a couple of months and I'm already running low on friends.
post #25 of 59
I'll be your friend Stelios, I'll be your friend...

Don't fuck me, though.
post #26 of 59
I can understand why he did it, and it was probably, what, 30 secs from taking the pic to tweeting it, and first thing in the morning he was thinking "my katie is gorgeous, anytime day or night let me show the world.."


...but dude, she's your wife!...enjoy the sofa tonight Russell.

That said, she looks like lovely in the photo.
post #27 of 59
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This is before she puts on her Deschanel, I guess.
Green boxes for you, sir.

And all of you can posture all you want, normal woman or not, that pic is in no way attractive. Hell, I'm single this holiday season and I would absolutely kick that out of bed.
post #28 of 59
Well, then, you are an idiot.
post #29 of 59
I'll own that.
post #30 of 59
but he'd let Brand bone him all night ay-ooooooo
post #31 of 59
She looks pretty good sans makeup, good for her.
post #32 of 59
This is the first thing that popped into my head when seeing Perry sans makeup:



I'm so sorry.
post #33 of 59
I thought it was Debra Winger.
post #34 of 59
There are pictures of her out there sans make up, she's nice looking.. very zooey deschanel like. That's just an unflattering photo of her. I can just imagine the head slap Brand will get everytime that shows up in a google search.
post #35 of 59
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
She looks like Trejo. The chewer, not Danny.
Ouch.

Or are you just saying that with a little makeup I could be.. *gasp*..
post #36 of 59
Egads! An average looking woman! 80% of women without makeup.
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Just me seeing this? Alright.
post #38 of 59
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Originally Posted by stelios View Post
Supremely dick move by Brand for the reasons Phil stated.
I'll console her.

Usually, she does look like Deschanel, but here she reminds me of the lead from PARANORMAL ACTIVITY. Could be the pic angle, quality, and environ though.
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Viral Marketing!!! Katy Perry is in PA3. Submit as a scoop?
post #40 of 59
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Originally Posted by The K Man View Post
Viral Marketing!!! Katy Perry is in PA3. Submit as a scoop?
Perrynormal Activity 3

Sorry, bad way to start 2011.
post #41 of 59


Better.
post #42 of 59
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Just me seeing this? Alright.
Don't forget how hot she looked in a bathing suit in Real Genius.
post #43 of 59
Oh, I agree. Didn't mean it to be a negative comparison.
post #44 of 59
Katie has more urgent things to be mad at Brand for. Being the epitome of suck for starters.
post #45 of 59
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She looks like Trejo. The chewer, not Danny.
Does she have the same awful knees as him?
post #46 of 59
Wow guys.

Thanks a lot, Russell Brand! Wanker!
post #47 of 59
Next thing you know, we'll find out that Perry has a swastika tattooed on her right boob.
post #48 of 59
So she doesn't always look like plastic trash.

Good to know.
post #49 of 59
Thread Starter 

This is Russell Brand in high school.

russellbrandinhighschool.jpg

post #50 of 59

I saw this and the first thing that came to mind was this was released as a make up for the first pic in this post.  I bet the doghouse was rough.

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