A new year, a new thread full of borderline depressing levels of obsession. Learn a trick from the Germans and keep good records.
Saw in Theaters
Saw at Home
Have seen before
Have not seen before
1. Talk Radio (1988) - I think this movie exists solely because Oliver Stone wanted to see how many double-focus (split-focus?) shots he could clumsily shove into a single movie. B-
2. Hard Eight (1996) - What do you call a thriller without tension? Hard Eight. It's exceedingly well put together (like all of Anderson's films) and has a compelling central relationship, but it takes FOREVER to get there, and doesn't do enough with it. B-
3. True Grit (2010) - How good are the Coen Brothers? This is undoubtedly a 3rd-rate Coen Brothers film, and it's pretty impressive. The show is stolen by Roger Deakins. Hated the score and it's use. B
4. Elizabethtown (2005) - I already hated Cameron Crowe, but this was on another level. Truly horrible. D-
5. Vanilla Sky (2001) - It's a complete mess and needed to be WAY more ambiguous, but I kinda liked it anyway. C+
6. Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989) - Utterly incoherent and bizarre. I've seen it 4 times now, I still can't tell you how any of it makes sense. F
7. Exit Through The Gift Shop (2010) - Every time I see this movie, I like it more and more. So perfect and provocative. Whether or not it's real ranks near the bottom of interesting things about it. Like Catfish, but much moreso here. A
8. Infamy (2005) - After Exit, I wanted more, so I checked out this documentary about graffiti culture. A real mess, poorly paced, but occasionally compelling and fascinating anyway. Needed a backbone of some kind. C-
9. Say Anything (1989) - Hey, what do you know, I actually really like a Cameron Crowe movie. Sure Lloyd is a little too perfect and it's hard to figure out what he sees in Diane, but it mostly works, and works well. B
10. The Silence in Between (2007) - A short film by Chewer NathanW (formerly Dragon Ma). Practically a silent film, which is a fitting approach to a story of a married couple who don't communicate.
11. Horse Feathers (1932) - One of the Marx Brothers great films. Relentlessly anarchic (highlight there being Harpo shoveling books into a fire). Even a wobbly middle and weak climax can't hurt it. B+
12. The Devil's Rejects (2005) - There's so much that's terrible about this movie but the stuff that works far outweighs it. Zombie lucked out. B
13. Batman Forever (1995) - Was on in the background during dinner with Carly's folks. Why didn't Schumacher ever direct kids movies? Parts of this film would make Adam West blush. C
14. 3 Women (1977) - Best David Lynch movie that David Lynch never made. Incredible underrated Altman film with probably my all-time favorite cinematic dream sequence. Spacek is amazing, as always. A-
15. Good Hair (2009) - An ok documentary about a fascinating subject. With so many issues of race in America brought up, it's disappointing that this feels afraid to address the root (pardon the pun) problem head on (pardon the second pun). B-
16. Somewhere (2010) - Maybe the worst movie of 2010, certainly the worst that I saw. At a scant 97 minutes it feels twice as long as it needs to be. Horrible ending to boot. D-
17. Vinyl (2000) - A really confessional and wounding doc about the mania of collectors. It's about a record collectors, but it could have just as easily have been anything. Little overlong but really raw. B
18. Torque (2004) - Insanity, stupidity, a great Adam Scott performance all wrapped up in a package that's actually really well directed. Perfectly structured so that every time you start to tire of it all, crazy shit happens. B
19. I Spit On Your Grave (1978) - Joins the ranks of Cannibal Holocaust as a movie whose notoriety overwhelms the simple fact that's it's a really fucking good movie. B+
20. House of 1000 Corpses (2003) - Rob Zombie proves that being an auteur isn't necessarily a good thing. Still appreciate the kitchen sink approach, I guess. C
21. Halloween II (2009) - Not as bad as Halloween (2007) but shares the same puzzling story-structure problem. A twenty minute dream sequence with no pay-off is a fascinatingly bad choice. D-
22. World's Greatest Dad (2009) - I need to make a personal note to make a special effort to watch comedies with other people. This was much funnier the second time around. B+
23. Manhattan (1979) - Can now check "See Manhattan on the big screen" off my bucket list. One of the Great Woody Allen films. And I think I actually understood the ending this time around! A+
24. Valley of the Dolls (1967) - Lots of pretty girls in their underwear can't save this slog. Roger Ebert and Russ Meyer improved on this tenfold with Beyond the Valley of the Dolls. C+
25. Brazil (1985) - Probably one of the most nightmarish and depressing movies I've ever seen. Gilliam's cluttered frames are downright oppressive, almost choking any enjoyment I can get out of this film. Almost. A
26. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998) - There it goes. One of the film God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too uneven to be a good movie, and too unique and rare to be a bad one. C
27. Taking of the Pelham 123 (2009) - Another horrible Tony Scott movie, but I should have known because it follows The Law Of John Travolta's Facial Hair And Terrible Movies. D
28. The Fisher King (1991) - For every part that feels like Hollywood bullshit, there's 5 that feel really great and honest. Great performances help keep the sap in line. B+
29. Crimson Tide (1995) - A surprisingly well-made and well-acted military thriller, at least, until it turns into an action movie in it's last act. But even then, I'd call it above average. B
30. Animal House (1978) - Maybe 5 laughs? Maybe. John Landis' direction is fine though, as are the last 10 minutes. C-
31. X-Files: I Want To Believe (2008) - What an absolutely wrong-headed approach to a stand-alone X-Files film. I appreciate the attempt at deeper character stuff, but they even got that mostly wrong. D-
32. An American Werewolf In London (1981) - Everytime I see it it gets better and better. Just a perfect horror comedy, plain and simple. A+
33. Innocent Blood (1992) - Hey you got your shitty mob comedy in my shitty horror movie! No you got your shitty horror movie in my shitty mob comedy! Among Landis' worst. D
34. Squirm (1976) - A classic grindhouse horror film in that it makes you patiently sit through an hour of tedious and poorly acted character development before it disregards all of that in favor of a house full of real worms. Mountains of actual worms justify this movie's existence, even if it's pretty shitty. D+
35. Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Rings (2001) - I don't think I've seen this since it first hit video. Fantasy and epic films are among my least favorite genres, so it's a testament to Peter Jackson that this works as well for me as it does. Also: SO MANY PROPER NAMES. B+
36. Barry Munday (2010) - Lame dramedy about a man who finds out he's a father immediately after losing his testicles. Never goes anywhere interesting and makes the unforgivable crime of wasting both Patrick Wilson AND Judy Greer as the leads. C-
37. The Red Violin (1998) - An amazing movie about a lot of things, from the quest for perfection to how history can give simple objects an intense power. Beautifully shot with a great score, very entertaining to boot. B+
38. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) - Everything with Sam & Frodo I find compelling and exciting. Everything else (Brad Douriff and Helms Deep sequence excepted), not so much. Still way too many proper goddamned names. B
39. Far From Heaven (2002) - Beautifully shot and acted melodrama. One of the few exercises in film era emulation that doesn't distract from the story. B
40. Last Summer (1969) - Holy fuck. Hands down the greatest movie about adolescence ever. Probably one of the greatest movies ever made. EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THIS. A+
41. The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years (1988) - VH1's subsequent complete Behind The Musiking of these years has made this not age so well, but it's still a worthy look into 80's LA's metal scene and is just condescending enough to be relevant without being dismissive. B-
42. Poison (1991) - Todd Haynes' first feature film, an anthology of three queer short films of various styles. Not sure I completely understood it (I couldn't make out a lot of the dialogue in the Homo segment) but it was very affecting nonetheless. Palpable feelings of oppression. B-
43. Dottie Gets Spanked (1993) - A short Haynes did for PBS and probably my favorite film of his I've seen yet. So cute, so simple, but still really powerful. B+
44. The Battle For Algiers (1966) - An incredibly stirring and moving story of revolution. Either they had a huge budget or some of this must be documentary footage. Just amazing. A+
45. The Caine Mutiny (1954) - A good navy movie that almost takes a great turn when Jose Ferrer torpedoes the feel good ending, even though it doesn't feel earned. Did Lee Marvin and Fred Macmurray ever do any other movies together? Doppelgangers! B
46. Safe (1995) - I've come to identify Todd Haynes with the various film styles he likes to emulate. This is his Kubrick film. Very affecting, even with it's cold approach. B+
47. The Hunt for Red October (1990) - Desire to turn the story into the Baldwin and Connery show fucks up the plotting a little, but still a fun and exciting film. B-
48. So You Think You're Not Guilty (1950) - A lame and silly short film about a man who pleads not guilty to a traffic ticket only to have it snowball out of control and get 10 years. This was somehow nominated for an Academy Award. C
49. Stagecoach (1939) - Another perfect movie. I think my favorite part of the whole thing is Claire Trevor's relationship with the baby. Says so much with so little. A+
50. Action Jackson (1988) - A personal favorite. Part super-cop movie, part blaxploitation revival, with great performances by Carl Weathers, Bill Duke, and Craig T. Nelson. B+
Edited by Patrick Ripoll - 2/14/11 at 4:00pm














