"Manos": The Hands of Fate - 2013
Starring, Directed, Written, Produced, Filmed, Edited, and Catered by Tommy Wiseau
The Master - Tommy Wiseau
"Kill! Kill! Kill! Manos has decreed it!"
Mike - Greg "Sestosterone" Sestero
"Hey, Torgo, where's the phone? Yes, Alexander Graham Bell, you know, telephone?"
Margaret - Juliette Danielle
"Where in the world can he be? Mike! Mike!"
Debbie - Janae Caster (on loan from Birdemic: Shock and Terror)
"I'm getting cold, mother, and hungry."
Torgo - Philip Haldiman
"The Master wants you, but he can't have you. I want you!"
The Master's Oldest Wife - Carolyn Minnott
"The man, yes. The child, no."
The Master's Other Wives - The Flower Shop Clerk, The Barista, The Female Coffee Shop Patron, Female Birthday Party Guests, etc.
The Couple Making Out - Mike Holmes & Robyn Paris
"Aw sheesh. Holy cow, man! You'd think we'd done somethin' wrong!"
The Cops - Kyle Vogt & Greg Ellery
"Well, whatever it is you're not doing, go don't do it somewhere else."
Peppy - Doggie
The Master's Hell Hound - Dan Janjigian
"Hooowwwlll!" *eats Peppy*