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post #1701 of 2189

No thanks on John Hillcoat getting anywhere near The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, but I respect the effort, and some of the choices are spot fucking on.

 

Also, with the Olympics coming up I figured I'd ask- anyone else think Robert Maillet could be related to Michael Phelps?

 

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post #1702 of 2189

Out of Sight (1973)

Directed by John Boorman

 

Jack Foley-Robert Redford

 

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Karen Sisco-Faye Dunaway

 

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Buddy Bragg-Jim Brown

 

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Glenn Michaels-Michael J. Pollard

 

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Maurice "Snoopy" Miller-Lou Gossett Jr

 

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Richard Ripley-Hal Holbrook

 

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Marshall Sisco-Robert Stack

 

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Chino-Geoffrey Lewis

 

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Kenneth-Ron O'Neal

 

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Ray Nicolette-Burt Reynolds

 

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Hejira Henry-Yaphet Kotto

 

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post #1703 of 2189

No Country for Old Men (1960)

 

Joel McCrea - "Sheriff Ed Tom Bell"

 

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Charlton Heston - "Llewelyn Moss"

 

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Yul Brynner - "Anton Chigurh"

 

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James Coburn - "Carson Wells"

 

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Lee Remick - "Carla Jean Moss"

 

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Warren Oates - "Deputy Wendell"

 

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post #1704 of 2189

I tried to do it myself, but I couldn't.  So, I challenge the board to make an all Hispanic Daredevil.

post #1705 of 2189
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hundred View Post

I tried to do it myself, but I couldn't.  So, I challenge the board to make an all Hispanic Daredevil.

 

DAREDIABLO!

post #1706 of 2189
Quote:
Originally Posted by nagboy92 View Post

Out of Sight (1973)

Directed by John Boorman

 

Jack Foley-Robert Redford

 

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Karen Sisco-Faye Dunaway

 

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Buddy Bragg-Jim Brown

 

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Glenn Michaels-Michael J. Pollard

 

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Maurice "Snoopy" Miller-Lou Gossett Jr

 

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Richard Ripley-Hal Holbrook

 

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Marshall Sisco-Robert Stack

 

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Chino-Geoffrey Lewis

 

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Kenneth-Ron O'Neal

 

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Ray Nicolette-Burt Reynolds

 

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Hejira Henry-Yaphet Kotto

 

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Not bad, but I'd go Fred Williamson (or an against type Roundtree) for Snoop.

 

<Thinking about it, I get the choice of Gossett tho, I just love picturing Williamson or Roundtree getting a shot at an a picture>

post #1707 of 2189
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ratty View Post

DAREDIABLO!

El Diablo Desafio
Written and Directed by Pedro Almodovar

Cast:
Gael Garcia Bernal-Matt Murdock/Daredevil
Diego Luna-Bullseye
Javier Bardem-Wilson Fisk/The Kingpin
Genesis Rodriguez-Elektra
Antonio Banderas -Jack Murdoch
Javier Camdara-Foggy Nelson

Honestly probably this movie cast make more sense with Alfonso Cuaron, but I'd love to see how Almodovar would approach doing a superhero movie and apart from Spiderman, Daredevil has the most melodrama of any superhero. Any this is my idea for it a little unsure about Rodriguez for Elektra but she's hot enough and has that sexy mysterious look needed for the character unlike Jennifer Garner.
post #1708 of 2189
That "Out of Sight" is great. Now who wants to do the 80s version starring Kurt Rusell and Michelle Pfeiffer?
post #1709 of 2189

Cattyshack (2012)

 

Tyra Webb – Elizabeth Banks

 

Alice Czervik – Melissa McCarthy

 

Judge Smails – Jane Lynch

 

Carol Spackler – Amy Poehler

 

Dani Noonan – Bree Larson

 

Marty O’Hooligan – Matthew Lewis

 

Silk Underall – Channing Tatum

post #1710 of 2189
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fat Elvis View Post

 

Not bad, but I'd go Fred Williamson (or an against type Roundtree) for Snoop.

 

<Thinking about it, I get the choice of Gossett tho, I just love picturing Williamson or Roundtree getting a shot at an a picture>

I almost went for Williamson but i just watched JD's Revenge about a month ago and Gossett has the best energy for the role IMO.

post #1711 of 2189

Forget Len Wiseman, here's the real deal -

 

Total Recall

Directed by Duncan Jones

 

Sam Rockwell - "Douglas Quaid"

 

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Naomie Harris - "Melina"

 

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John Slattery - "Vilos Cohaagen"

 

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Walton Goggins - "Richter" 

 

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Charlize Theron - "Lori"

 

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post #1712 of 2189
Quote:
Originally Posted by axelbratoski View Post

That "Out of Sight" is great. Now who wants to do the 80s version starring Kurt Rusell and Michelle Pfeiffer?

 

I like Russell but I prefer his Tequila Sunrise co-star for this 80's recast.

 

 

Out of Sight (1989)

Directed by George Armitage 

 

Jack Foley-Mel Gibson

 

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Karen Sisco-Michelle Pfeiffer

 

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Buddy Bragg-Delroy Lindo

 

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Glenn Michaels-Chris Elliott

 

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Maurice "Snoopy" Miller-Laurence Fishburne

 

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Richard Ripley-Robert Wuhl

 

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Marshall Sisco-Danny Aiello

 

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Chino-Cheech Marin

 

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Kenneth-Samuel L.Jackson

 

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Ray Nicolette-Ed Harris

 

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Hejira Henry-Morgan Freeman

 

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post #1713 of 2189
Anakin Skywalker should have been Leonardo Dicaprio. He looks like Jake Loyd and is a terrific actor. Just imagine him swining a lightsaber!
post #1714 of 2189

Much better! Especially now that we know Jones can do action. Rockwell's video to himself ("don't worry, it's self-guiding") would be a hoot. And I've always had a thing for Naomi Harris - fine actress and a beautiful woman. Why isn't she a superstar?

Quote:
Originally Posted by AtomTastic View Post

Forget Len Wiseman, here's the real deal -

 

Total Recall

Directed by Duncan Jones

 

Sam Rockwell - "Douglas Quaid"

 

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Naomie Harris - "Melina"

 

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John Slattery - "Vilos Cohaagen"

 

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Walton Goggins - "Richter" 

 

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Charlize Theron - "Lori"

 

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post #1715 of 2189
Quote:
Originally Posted by nagboy92 View Post

 

I like Russell but I prefer his Tequila Sunrise co-star for this 80's recast.

 

 

Out of Sight (1989)

Directed by George Armitage 

 

Jack Foley-Mel Gibson

 

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Karen Sisco-Michelle Pfeiffer

 

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Buddy Bragg-Delroy Lindo

 

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Glenn Michaels-Chris Elliott

 

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Maurice "Snoopy" Miller-Laurence Fishburne

 

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Richard Ripley-Robert Wuhl

 

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Marshall Sisco-Danny Aiello

 

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Chino-Cheech Marin

 

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Kenneth-Samuel L.Jackson

 

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Ray Nicolette-Ed Harris

 

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Hejira Henry-Morgan Freeman

 

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I like this one all except for Wuhl. Woody Allen, maybe? Or my famous Bob Newhart for Brooks recast.

post #1716 of 2189

Flash Gordon

Directed by Brad Bird

Written by Edgar Wright and Joe Cornish

Original Score and Songs by The Darkness

 

Mike Vogel - "Flash Gordon"

 

"Flash Gordon. Quarterback. New York Jets."

 

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Anna Kendrick - "Dale Arden"

 

"Flash, I love you, but we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!"

 

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Bill Nighy - "Dr. Hans Zarkoff"

 

"Don't empty my mind! I've spent my whole life filling it!"

 

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Ciaran Hinds - "Ming the Merciless" 

 

"I like to play with things a while before annihilation."

 

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Maggie Q - "Princess Aura"

 

"No! Not the bore worms!"

 

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Oscar Isaac - "Prince Barin"

 

"I knew you were up to something, though I'll confess I never thought of necrophilia!"

 

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Ray Stevenson - "Prince Vultan"

 

"GORDON'S ALIVE!!!"

 

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Michael Sheen - "Klytus"

 

"No one - but NO ONE - dies in the Palace without a command from the Emperor."

 

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Triva

  • Originally developed as a vehicle for Edgar Wright, who had to bow out due to scheduling conflicts with Ant-Man.
  • Werner Herzog turned down the role of Hans Zarkoff. 
  • Terry Crews was considered for the role of Prince Vultan. 
  • The Darkness was the only choice to provide music for the movie.
post #1717 of 2189

I dunno man, Muse would have a pretty strong claim on doing the toonage for that one as well. 

 

I'm gonna be a snoot here and say I like it, i really do, but I like mine from a few pages back more.

post #1718 of 2189

The Matrix (1984)

Directed by David Cronenberg

Written by William Gibson

Music by Tangerine Dream

 

Christopher Walken - "Neo"

 

700

 

Isaac Hayes - "Morpheus" 

 

700

 

Debbie Harry - "Trinity"

 

700

 

Micheal Ironside - "Agent Smith"

 

700

 

William S. Burroughs - "The Architect"

 

700

post #1719 of 2189

Heh. The logical follow up to VIDEODROME!

post #1720 of 2189
I think you need an Oracle and not an architect, if that is a remake of the first Matrix. You also need a bunch more crew members!
post #1721 of 2189
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr Harford View Post

I think you need an Oracle and not an architect, if that is a remake of the first Matrix. You also need a bunch more crew members!

 

Cicely Tyson?

post #1722 of 2189

AMC's Glengarry Glen Ross

 

Dir. Matthew Weiner

 

John Slattery- Ricky Roma

 

400

 

 

Jeffrey DeMunn- Shelley Levene

 

400

 

 

Dean Norris- Dave Moss

 

400

 

 

Mark Moses- George Aaronow

 

 

400

 

 

 

Bryan Cranston- John Williamson

 

400

 

 

Brent Sexton- James Lingk

 

 

400

 

 

with Jon Hamm as Blake

 

400

post #1723 of 2189
Rosemary's Baby (2014)
Directed by Darren Aronofsky

Cast:

Elizabeth Olson: Rosemary Woodhouse
Joseph Gordon Levitt: Guy Woodhouse
Meryl Streep: Minnie Castevet
Martin Sheen: Roman Castevet/ Steven Marcato
Colin Firth: Hutch
Dustin Hoffman: Dr. Abraham Sapirstein
post #1724 of 2189
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bailey View Post

AMC's Glengarry Glen Ross

 

Dir. Matthew Weiner

 

John Slattery- Ricky Roma

 

400

 

 

Jeffrey DeMunn- Shelley Levene

 

400

 

 

Dean Norris- Dave Moss

 

400

 

 

Mark Moses- George Aaronow

 

 

400

 

 

 

Bryan Cranston- John Williamson

 

400

 

 

Brent Sexton- James Lingk

 

 

400

 

 

with Jon Hamm as Blake

 

400


I dig, but if I may make a suggestion: switch Cranston to Shelly (although Lemon is older than everyone in the film, there's nothing in the play to suggest that Levine has that many years on the rest of the cast), make Vincent Kartheiser Williamson. I'd love to see Giancarlo Espisito in there too, but I don't know who he would play.

post #1725 of 2189

Howard Hawks' BROKEN ARROW (1941)

 

Cary Grant as USAF Major Vic "Deak" Deakins

 

Jimmy Stewart as USAF Captain Riley Hale

 

Rosalind Russell as Park Ranger Terry Carmichael

 

Jimmy Stewart: You're out of your mind.
Cary Grant: Yeah. Ain't it cool?
Jimmy Stewart: I'm serious, Deak, your mind has taken a walk off the map.
Cary Grant: Maybe. But I'm still gonna kick your ass

post #1726 of 2189
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Originally Posted by Fat Elvis View Post

Cary Grant: Maybe. But I'm still gonna kick your ass

 

Just imagine the moral panic that would ensue. You'd have patriots earmarking him as one of the Japs' best friends.

post #1727 of 2189
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Originally Posted by Fat Elvis View Post

Howard Hawks' BROKEN ARROW (1941)

 

Cary Grant as USAF Major Vic "Deak" Deakins

 

Jimmy Stewart as USAF Captain Riley Hale

 

Rosalind Russell as Park Ranger Terry Carmichael

 

Jimmy Stewart: You're out of your mind.
Cary Grant: Yeah. Ain't it cool?
Jimmy Stewart: I'm serious, Deak, your mind has taken a walk off the map.
Cary Grant: Maybe. But I'm still gonna kick your ass

I am sitting here playing out that Stewart/Grant convo in my mind....awesome!

post #1728 of 2189
Martin Scorsese's Pulp Fiction (1984) 

"You won't know the facts until you've seen the fiction"

 

  Harvey Keitel as Vincent Vega

"Oh man. I shot Marvin in the face."

 

 

  Sy Richardson as Jules Winnfield

"English, motherfucker, do you speak it?."

 

 

  Nick Nolte as Butch Coolidge

"Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."

 

 

 Michelle Pfeiffer as Mia Wallace

"I want that trophy, so dance good."

 

 

  Bill Duke as Marcellus Wallace

"In the fifth, your ass goes down. Say it."

 

 

 Willem Dafoe as Pumpkin

"Everybody be cool, this is a robbery!."

 

 

  Frances McDormand as Honey Bunny

"Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you!."

 

 

  Gene Hackman as The Wolf

"I'm Winston Wolfe. I solve problems.."

 

 

  Jeff Bridges as Lance

"Hey! Mi casa, su casa."

 

 

  Michael Keaton as Jimmie Dimmick

"Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?."

 

 

  with Marlon Brando as Captain Koons

"I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years."

 

 

  and Martin Scorsese as Buddy Holly

"Burnt to a crisp or bloody as hell?."

 

 

Trivia
  • Marlon Brando agreed to the role of Captain Koons only on assurance that he would be paid a large sum for what amounted to a small part. Brando showed up to the studio on the single day of shooting without having read the script and improvised all his speech.
  • The film was nominated for seven Academy Awards and won four. It won the Best Picture, Best Actor (for Harvey Keitel), Best Film Editing and Best Original Screenplay awards. 
  • Michael Douglas, Burt Reynolds and Christopher Walken auditioned for Vincent Vega but Scorsese promised the role to Harvey Keitel, who acted in Mean Streets and Taxi Driver. Keitel would go to win the Academy Award for Best Actor for his performance. 
  • Actors like Louis Gossett Jr and Richard Roundtree auditioned for Jules Winnfield but their auditions were overshadowed by Sy Richardson's. Richardson got an Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor for his performance . 
post #1729 of 2189

Raiders of the Lost Ark (1944)

Directed by John Huston

 

Humphrey Bogart as Indiana Jones

 

700

 

Lauren Bacall as Marion Ravenwood

 

700

 

Paul Henreid as Rene Belloq

 

700

 

Peter Lorre as Toht

 

700

 

Claude Rains as Marcus Brody

 

700

 

Eugene Pallette as Sallah

 

700

post #1730 of 2189

The Departed (1953)

Directed by Raoul Walsh 

 

Montgomery Clift - "Billy Costigan Jr."

 

700

 

Gregory Peck - "Colin Sullivan"

 

700

 

James Cagney - "Frank Costello"

 

700

 

Robert Mitchum - "Sean Dignam"

 

700

 

Virginia Mayo - "Madolyn Madden"

 

700

 

Spencer Tracy - "Oliver Queenan"

 

700

 

James Robertson Justice - "Frenchy"

 

700

 

 

Robert Ryan - "George Ellerby"

 

700

post #1731 of 2189
Quote:
Originally Posted by axelbratoski View Post

Martin Scorsese's Pulp Fiction (1984)  
"You won't know the facts until you've seen the fiction"

  Harvey Keitel as Vincent Vega
"Oh man. I shot Marvin in the face."


  Sy Richardson as Jules Winnfield
"English, motherfucker, do you speak it?."


  Nick Nolte as Butch Coolidge
"Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."


 Michelle Pfeiffer as Mia Wallace
"I want that trophy, so dance good."


  Bill Duke as Marcellus Wallace
"In the fifth, your ass goes down. Say it."


 Willem Dafoe as Pumpkin
"Everybody be cool, this is a robbery!."


  Frances McDormand as Honey Bunny
"Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you!."


  Gene Hackman as The Wolf
"I'm Winston Wolfe. I solve problems.."


  Jeff Bridges as Lance
"Hey! Mi casa, su casa."


  Michael Keaton as Jimmie Dimmick
"Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?."


  with Marlon Brando as Captain Koons
"I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years."


  and Martin Scorsese as Buddy Holly
"Burnt to a crisp or bloody as hell?."


Trivia
  • Marlon Brando agreed to the role of Captain Koons only on assurance that he would be paid a large sum for what amounted to a small part. Brando showed up to the studio on the single day of shooting without having read the script and improvised all his speech.
  • The film was nominated for seven Academy Awards and won four. It won the Best Picture, Best Actor (for Harvey Keitel), Best Film Editing and Best Original Screenplay awards. 
  • Michael Douglas, Burt Reynolds and Christopher Walken auditioned for Vincent Vega but Scorsese promised the role to Harvey Keitel, who acted in Mean Streets and Taxi Driver. Keitel would go to win the Academy Award for Best Actor for his performance. 
  • Actors like Louis Gossett Jr and Richard Roundtree auditioned for Jules Winnfield but their auditions were overshadowed by Sy Richardson's. Richardson got an Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor for his performance . 


Love Keitel as Jules. I can very much picture him saying that line. Also love the level of detail you've put in.
post #1732 of 2189
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bailey View Post

AMC's Glengarry Glen Ross

 

Dir. Matthew Weiner

 

John Slattery- Ricky Roma

 

400

 

 

Jeffrey DeMunn- Shelley Levene

 

400

 

 

Dean Norris- Dave Moss

 

400

 

 

Mark Moses- George Aaronow

 

 

400

 

 

 

Bryan Cranston- John Williamson

 

400

 

 

Brent Sexton- James Lingk

 

 

400

 

 

with Jon Hamm as Blake

 

400

 

This inspired me to post something I'd been thinking about for a while. Imagine it being shot on a break from filming, with used sets and costumes, on a lark.

 

 

CLUE

 

Jared Harris as Wadsworth

 

700 "Don't be ridiculous. If I was the murderer, why would I reveal to you how I did it?"

 

John Slattery as Colonel Mustard 

700"If I was the killer, I would kill you next."

 

Vincent Kartheiser as Professor Plum 

 

 

700 "Wait a minute...so who did I kill?"

 

Jon Hamm as Mr. Green

 

700 "I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife."

 

Elisabeth Moss as Mrs. Peacock

700"Our lives are in danger, you beatnik!"

 

January Jones as Mrs. White

 

700 "Flames . . . on the side of my face."

 

Christina Hendricks as Miss Scarlet

 

700 "Who are you, Perry Mason?"

 

with

 

Jessica Pare as Yvette

 

 

700 "No merci, I am a lady."

 

Mark Moses as Mr. Boddy

 

700 "The only way to avoid finding yourselves on the front pages is for one of you to kill Wadsworth."

 

and

 

Robert Morse as The Chief

 

700 "The kingdom of heaven is at hand."

post #1733 of 2189

Jesus Christ, you guys are on fire lately!

post #1734 of 2189

Spider-Man (1973)

Written and Directed by Woody Allen based off the characters by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko

 

Woody Allen-Peter Parker/Spider-Man

Diane Keaton-Mary Jane Watson

Tony Roberts-Norman Osborn/Green Goblin

Marshall McLuhan-Uncle Ben

Joan Neuman-Aunt May

James Tolkan-J. Jonah Jameson

Louise Lasser-Betty Brant

post #1735 of 2189
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arturo RJ View Post

Spider-Man (1973)

Written and Directed by Woody Allen based off the characters by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko

 

Woody Allen-Peter Parker/Spider-Man

Diane Keaton-Mary Jane Watson

Tony Roberts-Norman Osborn/Green Goblin

Marshall McLuhan-Uncle Ben

Joan Neuman-Aunt May

James Tolkan-J. Jonah Jameson

Louise Lasser-Betty Brant

 

"...and Mia Farrow as Gwen Stacy."

post #1736 of 2189

After Hours (1975)

Directed by Roman Polanski

 

Paul Hackett-Richard Dreyfuss

 

700

 

 

Marcy Franklin-Tuesday Weld

 

700

 

 

 

Julie-Mary Tyler Moore

 

700

 

 

Tom the Bartender-Peter Boyle

 

700

 

 

Gail-Madeline Kahn

 

700

 

 

 

Kiki Bridges-Susan Sarandon

 

700

 

 

June-Angie Dickinson

 

700

 

 

Pepe and Neil-The Smothers Brothers

 

700

 

 

 

Horst-Nick Nolte

 

700

post #1737 of 2189

Toy Story (1967)

A Walt Disney production

 

Woody - Bob Newhart

400400

 

 

Buzz Lightyear - Phil Harris

700400

 

 

Mr. Potato Head - Hans Conried

400400

 

 

 

 

Slinky Dog - Pat Buttram

400400

 

 

 

Rex - Sterling Holloway 

400400

 

 

Hamm - Andy Devine

400400

 

 

Bo Peep - Eva Gabor

400400

post #1738 of 2189

THIS SUMMER...

HE JUST WANTS TO GET HIS MELON CROP IN...

 

700

 

NICK OFFERMAN is

MR. MAJESTYK

 

also featuring

BENICIO DEL TORO and SALMA HAYEK 

 

700 700

post #1739 of 2189

You guys are much better at this than I am....so I thought I would toss a movie out for your consideration, one of my favorites.  How about versions of.....

 

The High and the Mighty (1954)

 

When a commercial airliner develops engine problems on a trans-Pacific flight and the pilot loses his nerve, it is up to the washed-up co-pilot Dan Roman to bring the plane in safely.

 

John Wayne

Claire Trevor

Laraine Day

Robert Stack

Jan Sterling

Phil Harris

Robert Newton

Sidney Blackmer

John Howard

post #1740 of 2189

"Manos": The Hands of Fate   -   2013

Starring, Directed, Written, Produced, Filmed, Edited, and Catered by Tommy Wiseau

 

The Master   -   Tommy Wiseau

700

"Kill! Kill! Kill! Manos has decreed it!"

 

Mike   -   Greg "Sestosterone" Sestero

700

"Hey, Torgo, where's the phone? Yes, Alexander Graham Bell, you know, telephone?"

 

Margaret   -   Juliette Danielle

700

"Where in the world can he be? Mike! Mike!"

 

Debbie   -   Janae Caster (on loan from Birdemic: Shock and Terror)

700

"I'm getting cold, mother, and hungry."

 

Torgo   -   Philip Haldiman

 700

"The Master wants you, but he can't have you. I want you!"

 

The Master's Oldest Wife   -   Carolyn Minnott

700

"The man, yes. The child, no."

 

The Master's Other Wives   -   The Flower Shop Clerk, The Barista, The Female Coffee Shop Patron, Female Birthday Party Guests, etc.

 

The Couple Making Out   -   Mike Holmes & Robyn Paris

700

700

"Aw sheesh. Holy cow, man! You'd think we'd done somethin' wrong!"

 

The Cops   -   Kyle Vogt & Greg Ellery

700

700

"Well, whatever it is you're not doing, go don't do it somewhere else."

 

Peppy   -   Doggie

700

"Ruff ruff!"

 

The Master's Hell Hound   -   Dan Janjigian

700

"Hooowwwlll!" *eats Peppy*

post #1741 of 2189

Two recasts revisited...

 

Reservoir Dogs (2012)

 

Liam Neeson as Mr White

700

 

 

Ryan Gosling as Mr Orange

700

 

 

Sharlto Copley as Mr Pink

700

 

 

Sam Rockwell as Mr Blonde

700

 

 

Giovanni Ribisi as Nice Guy Eddie Cabot

700

 

 

Albert Finney as Joe Cabot

700

 

 

with Dennis Farina as Mr Blue

700

 

 

and James Franco as Mr Brown

700

 

 

I didn't want to do an A-Team reunion with the casting of Neeson and Copley but, in my opinion, they are the best choices for Mr White and Mr Pink and while I tried, I couldn't find better choices. Also, as you may notice, in my original Reservoir Dogs recast I had Rockwell as Pink, but then I realized he fits the psycho Vega better than the neurotic Mr Pink.

 



 

After Hours (2013)

 

Jason Schwartzman as Paul Hackett

700

 

 

Emma Stone as Marcy Franklin

 

700

 

 

Rooney Mara as Kiki Bridges

700

 

 

Marisa Tomei as Julie 

700

 

 

Jon Hamm as Tom

 

700

 

 

Kristen Wiig as Gail

700

 

 

Nick Frost and Simon Pegg as Neil and Pepe

 

700

 

 

with Julianne Moore as June

700

 

 

and Zach Galifianakis as the Street Pick-Up Guy

700

post #1742 of 2189

I'd enjoy the After Hours recast if so many of my ideas hadn't been repurposed.

post #1743 of 2189

I don't have the knowledge or patience, but does anyone want to take a crack at a Laff-A-Lympics update featuring all Cartoon Network and/or Nickelodeon stars?  I'll settle for "Story By...." credit.  

post #1744 of 2189
Quote:
Originally Posted by HunterTarantino View Post

I'd enjoy the After Hours recast if so many of my ideas hadn't been repurposed.

 

As far as I know, the only one of your choices I used is Jon Hamm as Tom.
post #1745 of 2189

Raising Arizona

 

Aaron Paul - "H.I. McDunnough"

 

700

 

Anna Kendrick - "Ed McDunnough"

 

700

 

J.K. Simmons - "Nathan Arizona"

 

700

 

Walton Goggins - "Gale Snoats"

 

700

 

Ben Foster - "Evelle Snoats"

 

700

 

Amy Poehler - "Dot"

 

700

 

Will Arnett - "Glenn"

 

700

 

Kevin Durand - "Leonard Smalls"

 

700

post #1746 of 2189
Michael Mann's Reservoir Dogs (1985) 

"Every dog has his day."

 

 Clint Eastwood as Mr White

"If you shoot this guy, you die next."

 

 

 Sean Penn as Mr Orange

"I'm gonna fucking die!"

 

 

 Harry Dean Stanton as Mr Pink

"This is the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses."

 

 

Mickey Rourke as Mr Blonde

"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?"

 

 

 Sterling Hayden as Joe Cabot

"Let's go to work."

 

 

Jeff Daniels as Nice Guy Eddie Cabot

"You assholes turn the jewelry store into a wild west show, and wonder why the cops show up?"

 

 

 Charles Bronson as Mr Blue

"How many dicks is that?."

 

 

 Bill Murray as Mr Brown

"Let me tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about."

 

 

Thanks to nagboy92 for the idea of Sterling Hayden as Joe.


Edited by axelbratoski - 7/29/12 at 3:20am
post #1747 of 2189
Just saw Your Sister 's Sister and really loved it reminded if Ingmar Bergman made an indie mumblecore movie, If that makes sense. Now I thought it would be interesting to cast the movie as Hollywood would.......

From the Director of Devil Wears Prada and the writer of Knocked Up and Superbad..........

Your Sister's Sister
Directed by David
Written by Evan Goldberg

Keira Knightley-Iris
Katheine Heigl-Hannah
Seth Rogen -Jack

I'm not saying that would be awful but I doubt it would be very good.
post #1748 of 2189

Cape Fear (1973)

Directed by Sam Peckinpah

 

Warren Oates - Max Cady

 

700

 

Roy Scheider - Sam Bowden

 

700

 

Ellen Burstyn - Peggy Bowden

 

700

 

Ben Johnson - Mark Dutton

 

700

 

Peter Boyle - Charles Sievers

 

700

 

Sheree North - Diane Taylor

 

700

post #1749 of 2189

Borgnine should be in the Joe Don Baker role.

 

Who ya got for the daughter? Melanie Griffith?

post #1750 of 2189

Boogie Nights (1978)

Directed by Peter Bogdanovich

 

Dirk Diggler-John Travolta

 

700

 

 

Jack Horner-William Holden

 

 

700

 

 

 

Amber Waves-Faye Dunaway

 

700

 

 

Reed Rothchild-Dan Aykroyd

 

700

 

 

Rollergirl-Theresa Russell

 

700

 

 

 

Buck Swope-Lou Gossett Jr

 

700

 

 

Becky Barnett-Pam Grier

 

700

 

 

 

Little Bill-Harry Dean Stanton

 

700

 

 

Todd Parker-Jan Michael Vincent

 

700

 

 

Scotty-Randy Quaid

 

700

 

 

 

The Colonel-Burt Lancaster

 

700

 

 

 

Rahad Jackson-Dennis Hopper

 

700

 

 

 

Floyd Gondolli-Keenan Wynn

 

700

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