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Charlie Sheen knows how to party

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Wild Thing, you make my heart sing.

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This might be the most interesting flameout in recent memory.  His employer is mostly powerless to stop him as they can't replace him and they can't kill one of their most highly rated shows.  But goddamn, this is gonna end really bad.

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Nah he'll be fine, the guys the living embodiement of Hollywoods hipocritical, contradictory attitude to its own celebrities, as long as he's an earner they'll put him in a highly publicised rehab, he'll do a few conciliatory interviews with Oprah or Matt Lauer or whoever to polish his image back up and people will go back to watching him essentially lampooning his own public persona as a 'loveable larrikin' on his awful TV show and raking in dumptrucks full of money.

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if this is true....

 

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the guy is even more fucked up then I thought,and he is not long for this world.

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NSFW!!!!!  Here's a photo of one of the porn stars who took Tweeted a photo of her cootch taken during the bender.

 

Also, the Hollywood Reporter is saying Charlie didn't OD, he had a hernia from laughing too hard!

 

 

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One friend of Charlie Sheen has the most unusual reason for the actor's hospitalization on Thursday -- the Two and a Half Men star was laughing too hard.

Steve Brodersen, identified as Sheen's friend by Extra, told the program that Sheen suffered a hernia injury while laughing too hard at the television from his home.

The report continues that Sheen may need surgery as soon as tomorrow to repair the hernia. Brodersen said that Sheen told him from the hospital bed, "I'm not dying."

Sheen was hospitalized on Thursday morning. His rep said at the time that it was due to "severe abdominal pains."

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This is infuriating. Horrible. Despicable. Vile.

 

Why THE FUCK aren't I rich enough to party like that? I'm so jealous. Fuck.

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Lord knows what his version of Wired would be.

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I can't help but admire Sheen, on some level*. He's taken this beyond the realm of mere celebrity self destruction and in the process has transformed himself into a legitimate counter cultural figure of the highest order. He's laughing in the face of the sanctimonious hand wringers and living his life the way he wants to. He knows that as long as mouth breathing morons watch his show, the morality police will be impotent to stop him. He's clued into the fact that longevity in and of itself is not a virtue, and since he now has all this money and fame, why not use it to life the best possible life now while he's still young? Dionysus, god of ritual madness and ecstasy, must no doubt be pleased

 

And IMHO? As long as he's not hurting anyone other than himself, this shouldn't even be a matter worthy of discussion.

 

PS: Hurting yourself from laughing too hard? That is a real thing and it's happened to me as well. Not necessarily connected to drug use at all

 

*though I'll be the first to admit that reports of his racist outbursts are deeply troubling

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Like nothing ever happened. TMZ reports Sheen will be ack work on Tuesday. No rehab for him.

 

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And IMHO? As long as he's not hurting anyone other than himself, this shouldn't even be a matter worthy of discussion.


Yup, he's not hurting anyone.

 

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I personally think Charlie Sheen is an asshole, but maybe he’s actually really cool. Maybe it’s cool that he shot Kelly Preston in the arm back when they were engaged. And that his girlfriend Chloe Jones died suspiciously (source). And that two of his wives claim he threatened to kill them, one even saying he held a knife to her throat (source, source). And maybe there’s no connection between those things and him dressing a $6,000 sex doll up as a cheerleader, chopping off its hands with a meat clever, wrapping it in a blanket and throwing it in a dumpster (source), and maybe the porn star who claims he locked her in a closet in the Plaza Hotel in New York was lying (source).

Maybe he’s just a guy who likes to “party”, and maybe he should be admired for the “cool” life he leads. Like, before going to the hospital this morning, when he was partying with porn star Kacey Jordan, who took the picture in the headline at Sheens house and then posted it on twitter last night (unedited full size copy here).

So maybe I’m wrong. He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth, and now he breaks the law with impunity and assaults women. And when you put it like that, really what’s not to love.

 

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Like nothing ever happened. TMZ reports Sheen will be ack work on Tuesday. No rehab for him.

 

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Originally Posted by Princess Kate View Post

And IMHO? As long as he's not hurting anyone other than himself, this shouldn't even be a matter worthy of discussion.


Yup, he's not hurting anyone.

 

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I personally think Charlie Sheen is an asshole, but maybe he’s actually really cool. Maybe it’s cool that he shot Kelly Preston in the arm back when they were engaged. And that his girlfriend Chloe Jones died suspiciously (source). And that two of his wives claim he threatened to kill them, one even saying he held a knife to her throat (source, source). And maybe there’s no connection between those things and him dressing a $6,000 sex doll up as a cheerleader, chopping off its hands with a meat clever, wrapping it in a blanket and throwing it in a dumpster (source), and maybe the porn star who claims he locked her in a closet in the Plaza Hotel in New York was lying (source).

Maybe he’s just a guy who likes to “party”, and maybe he should be admired for the “cool” life he leads. Like, before going to the hospital this morning, when he was partying with porn star Kacey Jordan, who took the picture in the headline at Sheens house and then posted it on twitter last night (unedited full size copy here).

So maybe I’m wrong. He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth, and now he breaks the law with impunity and assaults women. And when you put it like that, really what’s not to love.

 

Oh, OK, well that's obviously pretty terrible. I didn't know any of that. I've just been reading the tut tutting the past few months about his drug use over at Huffpo, but assaulting people is a completely different story. Judging by what you've just posted, it seems like he might be sort of dangerous

 

EDIT: Though I do think it's at least admirably honest for him to skip the "rehab" charade if he has no intention to get clean. I'm so sick of stars playing the part of being contrite and apologetic for their antics only to abuse again the second their "rehab" PEOPLE cover story is off the shelves
 

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Like nothing ever happened. TMZ reports Sheen will be ack work on Tuesday. No rehab for him.

 

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Originally Posted by Princess Kate View Post

And IMHO? As long as he's not hurting anyone other than himself, this shouldn't even be a matter worthy of discussion.


Yup, he's not hurting anyone.

 

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I personally think Charlie Sheen is an asshole, but maybe he’s actually really cool. Maybe it’s cool that he shot Kelly Preston in the arm back when they were engaged. And that his girlfriend Chloe Jones died suspiciously (source). And that two of his wives claim he threatened to kill them, one even saying he held a knife to her throat (source, source). And maybe there’s no connection between those things and him dressing a $6,000 sex doll up as a cheerleader, chopping off its hands with a meat clever, wrapping it in a blanket and throwing it in a dumpster (source), and maybe the porn star who claims he locked her in a closet in the Plaza Hotel in New York was lying (source).

Maybe he’s just a guy who likes to “party”, and maybe he should be admired for the “cool” life he leads. Like, before going to the hospital this morning, when he was partying with porn star Kacey Jordan, who took the picture in the headline at Sheens house and then posted it on twitter last night (unedited full size copy here).

So maybe I’m wrong. He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth, and now he breaks the law with impunity and assaults women. And when you put it like that, really what’s not to love.

 


Princess Kate ignorantly talking out of her ass again? Shocker!
 

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Charlie can't quit drugs. His body structure is probably comprised entirely of cocaine and vodka by now.
 
He'd literally "starve" to death.
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 So funny that a day before all of this went down, Jon Cryer said on Conan that he checks TMZ daily to see if he even needs to come to work due to Charlie's fuckery.  He made a joke of it, but I'd be pissed if some cokehead dumbass was fucking with my job and my money.

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As far as I know, Denise Richards is still dating Nikki Sixx. After being married to Charlie Sheen, he must seem normal.

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 So funny that a day before all of this went down, Jon Cryer said on Conan that he checks TMZ daily to see if he even needs to come to work due to Charlie's fuckery.  He made a joke of it, but I'd be pissed if some cokehead dumbass was fucking with my job and my money.


 

Well, I imagine if that your co-worker is Charlie Sheen of all people, & you can negotiate your pay grade on a contract, you would only see fit to make sure your compensation is locked the hell down in case he goes nuts & puts a halt to the show's production.

 

Sorry for the run-on sentence.

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As far as I know, Denise Richards is still dating Nikki Sixx. After being married to Charlie Sheen, he must seem normal.



THey broke up a while ago.  Sounded like it was just sex.

 

I can't imagine what Sheen and Sutherland did on Young Guns 1&2. 

 

 

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THey broke up a while ago.  Sounded like it was just sex.

 

I can't imagine what Sheen and Sutherland did on Young Guns 1&2. 

 

 


Sheen's not in YOUNG GUNS II. But I'm going to pretend he still picked Sutherland and Christian Slater up from the set every day, and the three of them went out and had amazing drug-and-alcohol-fueled adventures.

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Well I'll be shiggered...

 

 

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Warner Bros has discontinued production of the Two and a Half Men sitcom, citing the behaviour and remarks of series star Charlie Sheen.

Production has been discontinued for the rest of the TV season, the two companies said today in a statement.

 

...wonder if the final straw was his recent 'pep talk' telling the UCLA baseball team to stay of crack - unless of course you can "manage it socially, then go for it. Not a lot of people can."?

 

If I was Jon Cryer I'd be asking for one hell of a payout or I'd be suing all and sundry. The poor guy was one of the stars of the biggest TV shows in the world and through no fault of his own he's back to being 'just Jon Cryer' again. eesh

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That pisses me off.  Not that the show is any good (it's not), but this asshole is fucking with other people's paychecks and livelihoods.  The actors will be fine, but what about the crew?  That is so fucked up.

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That pisses me off.  Not that the show is any good (it's not), but this asshole is fucking with other people's paychecks and livelihoods.  The actors will be fine, but what about the crew?  That is so fucked up.



I'm sure if his sociopathy wasn't imparing his ability to feel any kind of empathy, Charlie would be heart-broken for them. As it is now he can just get back on the crack he's so good at 'managing socially'.

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Sheen offered to pay 1/3 of the crews wages if the studio would match 1/3 for all shows that were missed due to his rehab. Keep in mind he didn't ask to have the show miss episodes nor did he miss work, it was all the studio but.. sure.. blame Sheen. Ratings never dropped due to his personal problems (last episode was last week) and he said he was ready to work.

 

It's a shame really, I wanted to know where the Rose storyline was going!

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Snaieke's dumbness is spreading. Crack addicts in the projects - let 'em rot. Crack addicts earning millions to make a shitty sitcom - faultless in their downfall!

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CBS, the solution to this is obvious:

 

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Where's Emilio? This has his name all over it.

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I have a hunch Casey Affleck is behind this.
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This is ridiculous! I expect he'll be dead by year's end, if not sooner.

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I'm not ashamed to say that at least for a while I'd probably be doing even worse stuff, if I could afford it.

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His employer is mostly powerless to stop him as they can't replace him and they can't kill one of their most highly rated shows.  But goddamn, this is gonna end really bad.

DOH!

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Originally Posted by The Rain Dog View PostIf I was Jon Cryer I'd be asking for one hell of a payout or I'd be suing all and sundry. The poor guy was one of the stars of the biggest TV shows in the world and through no fault of his own he's back to being 'just Jon Cryer' again. eesh

Well, Ducky ended up with Kristy Swanson, who is much hotter than Ringwald IMO... so maybe he'll trade up?

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Princess Kate ignorantly talking out of her ass again? Shocker!
 

LULZ
 

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I'm not ashamed to say that at least for a while I'd probably be doing even worse stuff, if I could afford it.


Oh, you know he's gonna go on the most insane bender. Which is saying a lot considering his last one.

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The reason Charlie Sheen is acting like he's the CBS boss is because the head henchos gave him a very long leash to do whatever he pleased, so he became convinced that he's the only reason for the show's success, and he can do whatever he pleases and they won't fire him because they love those millions they made from the show too much. Blame the almighty dollar for Sheen's inflated egos and reckless lifestyle.

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I think the reason Charlie Sheen is acting like this is because he's Charlie Sheen. He's been in Norma Desmond territory for quite some time, possibly most of his life.

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For those of you who missed it, here is the Alex Jones interview in all it's jaw droppong glory.

Charlie makes Alex Jones look like the saner of the two, which is really incredible considering how batshit crazy Alex Jones is.

 

http://www.gossipcop.com/listen-charlie-sheen-rant-audio-alex-jones-radio-interview/ 

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Bid on the STD ridden dress Capri wore on her date with Charlie:

http://cgi.ebay.com/Original-Cocktail-Dress-worn-Capri-Anderson-/280635440006?pt=US_CSA_WC_Dresses&hash=item41572cfb86#ht_500wt_1156

Aren't there laws against shipping hazardous materials?
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For those of you who missed it, here is the Alex Jones interview in all it's jaw droppong glory.

Charlie makes Alex Jones look like the saner of the two, which is really incredible considering how batshit crazy Alex Jones is.

 

http://www.gossipcop.com/listen-charlie-sheen-rant-audio-alex-jones-radio-interview/ 


Sheen is right about one thing: watching Jaws on a yacht, in the dark, sounds like an amazing idea.

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Originally Posted by dudalb View Post

For those of you who missed it, here is the Alex Jones interview in all it's jaw droppong glory.

Charlie makes Alex Jones look like the saner of the two, which is really incredible considering how batshit crazy Alex Jones is.

 

http://www.gossipcop.com/listen-charlie-sheen-rant-audio-alex-jones-radio-interview/ 


The wisdom of Sheen where it belongs.

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http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/02/exclusive-charlie-sheen-passes-radar-drug-test

 

Charlie took a drug test and passed it. Which proves his outburst wasn't drug related but over whatever upset him behind the scenes. He's also shopping around a tell all book naming names... holy fuck would I buy that.

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Sheen, 45, returned a negative finding for First Check test, which is said to be 99% accurate, for seven illicit drugs and five prescription drugs. These include (illicit) marijuana, cocaine, opiates, methamphetamines, ecstasy, amphetamines, phencyclidine (PCP)  and (prescription) tricyclic antidepressants, barbiturates, benzodiazepines, methadone and oxycodone.

 

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Yes, because no-one in the history of drug tests has ever faked a test by passing off someone else's sample as their own, which is just one way of beating a test. Case closed!

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Though, in fairness it could be just as likely (probably more likely) that he has some kind of mental illness that is either not being treated (hence these outbursts) and/or is getting progressively worse. We may never know the answer to this question.

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A side effect of prolonged drug abuse is severe mood swings. When people come off the good stuff, their body's don't like it so much.

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ABC is supposed to be airing promos during tonight's Oscar telecast for an exclusive interview with Sheen that will air on GMA on Monday and Tuesday and a special edition of 20/20 on Tuesday night.

http://www.deadline.com/2011/02/tv-teaser-abc-news-charlie-sheen-interview/

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Where's Emilio? This has his name all over it.

 

Replace him with Emilio and I don't think anyone would even notice.
 

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Doesn't cocaine move out of your system pretty quickly though? That's just one of many possible ways he could've beat that test. Because make no mistake, the guy who called into the Alex Jones show WAS geeked out of his fucking skull that day.

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"Defeat is not an option. They picked a fight with a warlock."

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26184891/vp/41825237#41825237

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Tiger blood and the DNA of Adonis! And he's poised to conquer the world of movies again with MAJOR LEAGUE III!

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He says he's "cured", and he says "drug tests don't lie".  He never outright says he's not getting high.  When he says he has "changed his attitude" toward life, and drugs, or been "cured" by the power of his mind,I think it just means he has accepted drug abuse as his way of life.  Honestly.  He pretty clearly thinks that AA is for losers, for weak people who aren't capable of functional addiction, while he's making millions being a fuck-up so why stop now.

 

ETA: ok, at the end of that interview he does say he has no interest in cocaine.  Then he must be smoking crack, or god knows what.  I still feel like he's

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