Charlie Sheen knows how to party - Page 3

That guy could put rational sentences together.  He'd look at Sheen today and say, "Well, at least I'm not that fucked up." 
 

 

Cops are raiding Charlie Sheen's house right now.  A friend with an apartment not too far away from there called and said that he can see and hear five helicopters over the Sheen house.  Can't see if they are police or press.

He doesn't look well.

http://www.smh.com.au/national/the-diary/when-dools-met-charlie-20110313-1bt3i.html

 

He's not looking well.

So, that's what it sounds like when money talks.

Sheen is now taking his rant on the road, and has 20 concert dates planned, including one at New York's Radio City Music Hall.

 

LOL

 

"If we could harness the (sexual) energy of the Martin Sheen family we could put the state of Illinois on Pluto".  - Dan Aykroyd in MY STEPMOTHER IS AN ALIEN

I can't wait to see what this does for his ego. It needs a boost.

Oh this ego boost is going to be nothing compared to the one he'll get when he inevitably resigns and his first episode back gets the highest ratings in the show's history.

http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/04/02/charlie-sheen-tour-review/

 

So apparently Sheen bombed in his first show. Although, I don't think that "bombed" is the correct phrase because this was never going to be anything more than a train wreck anyway. I guess I kind of feel bad about the people that bought tickets to this, but knowing Sheen's mental state I don't see how you get miffed when you watch him implode. Poor Detroit just can't catch a break.

I guess defeat WAS an option.

The people who bought tickets to this deserve to feel raped. And actually be raped.

How Howard Bealean could this get before it's over?

 

Actually, I'm halfway convinced this is going to start some weird loop where Sheen loses his novelty, melts down, gains notoriety for said meltdown, and is subsequently built back up. This will happen at an ever increasing rate, until the two opposites exist virtually simultaneously, which will result in a gray goo-like waste product that will engulf the planet.

Does the head of CBS look anything like Ned Beatty?

 

John Malcatraz can be William Holden!

A part of me wishes I was in the audience so I could have tried to figure out wtf was going on when Sheen sat down to play some Call of Duty.

Yeah. I guess people thought he might bang Bree Olson live, or commit suicide. No, they got exactly what they paid for, and what was promised. A torpedo of truth. Truth being, if you bought a ticket, you're a moron.

How soon until Charlie Sheen shows up on Celebrity Apprentice?

I say next season

Jesus, replaced by Ashton Kutcher.

 

DUH PUNKED.