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Originally Posted by joeypants 

Doesn't cocaine move out of your system pretty quickly though? That's just one of many possible ways he could've beat that test. Because make no mistake, the guy who called into the Alex Jones show WAS geeked out of his fucking skull that day.

The U.S. media presenter Alex Jones:

The U.K. media presenter Alex Jones:

We win.

I love that Today interview more than I love my wife.

More good stuff here from the TMZ interview;

http://www.slate.com/blogs/blogs/browbeat/archive/2011/02/28/notable-quotables-from-charlie-sheen-and-his-saber.aspx

http://www.tmz.com/2011/02/28/charlie-sheen-live-interview-tmz-two-and-a-half-men/

He's like a child who just discovered every internet meme ever.

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Originally Posted by Andrew Merriweather

The U.K. media presenter Alex Jones:

 

 

We win.

Get her into the Salma Hayek thread pronto.

If Sheen dies, Im betting someone will snort his ashes.

This response is actually pretty fascinating:

http://www.tmz.com/2011/02/28/chuck-lorre-charlie-sheen-two-and-a-half-men-production-slate-vanity-card-mike-and-molly/

Apparently Sheens live interview on CNN with Piers Morgan has some gold in them there hills.

I wouldn't let this man wash my car, let alone get on the set of a major production.

Craig Ferguson's out.

Children aside, and excusing his horrible, horrible delivery, Sheen does raise some good points through all this about personal privacy and being allowed to live your life as you see fit. Piers Morgan made a good point that if he were Keith Richards, no one would bat an eye. But because he does a network sitcom...

On the other hand, he could certainly exercise some more discretion. And, you know... maybe pick a better/safer drug to abuse than cocaine. I'll never understand the fascination with that drug and its place as the "king of the mountain." It's fucking terrible.

Also, if he could pull off the partying while simultaneously NOT APPEARING TO BE TOTALLY BATSHIT INSANE, that might help people be more accepting of his lifestyle choice.

 http://sheenandswanson.tumblr.com/

Stupid question: who is Swanson?

 Only the most awesome character on TV right now (Parks and Rec)!

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Originally Posted by Diva 

 Only the most awesome character on TV right now (Parks and Rec)!

Ahh - I know of the show but don't watch.

He kinda reminds me of Brundlefly before the metamorphosis.

"You're afraid to dive into the plasma pool, aren't you? You're afraid to be destroyed and recreated, aren't you? I'll bet you think that you woke me up about the flesh, don't you? But you only know society's straight line about the flesh. You can't penetrate beyond society's sick, gray, fear of the flesh. Drink deep, or taste not, the plasma spring! Y'see what I'm saying? And I'm not just talking about sex and penetration. I'm talking about penetration beyond the veil of the flesh! A deep penetrating dive into the plasma pool!
 

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Originally Posted by The Rain Dog 

Craig Ferguson's out.

 

Craig had a similar stance when Britney Spears was out of control. I agreed then and agree now.

Sheen almost sounds like he's doing a bad impression of Giants closer Brian Wilson.

If nothing else, Charlie should be a little more grateful to the show that brought his career back from the dead.   I mean what exactly was he doing before that show came along and what other projects has he done since getting the show?   My bet is that within the year, we'll be seeing him in some truly embarrasing DTV movies.  After all, Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

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If nothing else, Charlie should be a little more grateful to the show that brought his career back from the dead.  

Ummm you do get that hes fucking certifiable right?

Cops came to his house to seize his kids, so sayeth TMZ.  Shocked that it took this long, honestly.  As soon as she conceived a kid with this guy, she should have had papers ready to go!

Charlie Sheen Says He's 'Not Bipolar but 'Bi-Winning'

Dying's for FOOLS.

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Originally Posted by machiav 

He kinda reminds me of Brundlefly before the metamorphosis.

 

"You're afraid to dive into the plasma pool, aren't you? You're afraid to be destroyed and recreated, aren't you? I'll bet you think that you woke me up about the flesh, don't you? But you only know society's straight line about the flesh. You can't penetrate beyond society's sick, gray, fear of the flesh. Drink deep, or taste not, the plasma spring! Y'see what I'm saying? And I'm not just talking about sex and penetration. I'm talking about penetration beyond the veil of the flesh! A deep penetrating dive into the plasma pool!
 

Biopic by Cronenberg STAT!

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Originally Posted by machiav 

He kinda reminds me of Brundlefly before the metamorphosis.

It's funny cos it's true.

Re that CNN interview, on potential movie projects now that his TV show is done, noticed him mention chatting with Stallone (even did a quite good, quick little impression). I can just picture it... The Expendables II: Turning Bolivia Into A Parking Lot... how about it Sly?
 

I heard he's been talking to John Hughes about doing a spin-off film about what his Ferris Buller character is up to nowadays.

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I heard he's been talking to John Hughes about doing a spin-off film about what his Ferris Buller character is up to nowadays.

 I was going to make a remark about how John Hughes is dead silly, but then I realized that I wouldn't be suprised if Sheen could actually speak with the dead (or at least claimed to).

I had not seen what Sheen's "Godesses" looked like before that home movie of them and his kids was released.

Sheen threw Denise Richards under the bus for THAT?????????????

That alone confirms that Sheen is batshit crazy.

Watching that 20/20 interview ran me through a gamut of emotions.

Despite being a bit wordy, I think this op ed pice does a brilliant job of summing up the Sheen situation from all sides:

  http://www.avclub.com/articles/2020-charlie-sheen-in-his-own-words%2C52585/

Fucking brilliance.

Charlie an FLA fan?

On the one hand: bwahahahahahahahahaa.

On the other: it really doesn't count when you PAY those 5 chicks

ETA: Goddamnit, Brenner. Real Sheen didn't say that, came from a fake account.

And NOW, I want a Thundercats movie to be made.  Of course, there's a particular casting stipulation that must be honored...

Charlie's got a bunch of free time since being fired.

So, apparently WB fired him from the show today and he's doing a podcast type thing and it is awesome. I can see why people hang out with the guy... WINNNNNIIINNNG!

Apocolypse ME: The JAWS of LIFE

You buy 10, charlie get's one free.. you buy 11 and you get them all!

I guess now that he's been fired, the show will just remain cancelled permanently. No reason to continue to make a show without your lead.

King Theoden has nothing on Warlock Sheen:

I like to think he's adressing his huge army of hookers.

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Charlie's got a bunch of free time since being fired.

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Originally Posted by Snaieke 

So, apparently WB fired him from the show today and he's doing a podcast type thing and it is awesome. I can see why people hang out with the guy... WINNNNNIIINNNG!

 

Apocolypse ME: The JAWS of LIFE

 

You buy 10, charlie get's one free.. you buy 11 and you get them all!

I am enjoying the meltdown as much as anybody,but people who admire the guy and are trying to make him into some kind of rebel hero are as fucked up as Charlie is.

Of course this guy also bought Charlie's lame drug test bit last week as proof that he was off drugs.,,,

I would love it if Snaieke started hanging out with Charlie Sheen. The odds of him being impaled/arrested for drug trafficking/being devoured by a swarm of sentient STDs would skyrocket.

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I am enjoying the meltdown as much as anybody,but people who admire the guy and are trying to make him into some kind of rebel hero are as fucked up as Charlie is.

Of course this guy also bought Charlie's lame drug test bit last week as proof that he was off drugs.,,,

 

 

 

 

People can stop doing drugs. It is possible... it doesn't mean they won't go BACK on drugs. We're talking about a timespan of a month where he was drug tested by the studios on a regular basis as part of his rehab.. even in their letter shit canning him they made no mention of him failing the required drug tests they had to bring up outtakes of him botching lines and forgetting lines ... all of this PRIOR to his at home rehab.

The way he is acting sure sounds like someone who hit that moment of clarity after finally seeing clearly for the first time in a long time.. he was pissed off at the show runner for putting shit up at the end of the show mocking Charlie and apparently had some jabs on TMZ it escalated and apparently behind the scenes as well. Do I think Sheen is doing himself any favors by his burning bridges approach? No .. but I don't think he's on drugs or bi polar or whatever the fuck everyone else thinks. I think he's clean, going through withdrawls and has a mic in his mouth. That's why they have rehab facilities where you're not allowed outside and there is acres of land to protect celebs from cameras and recording devices .. because nothing you say will help your public image outside of a very refined and rehearsed statement months later.

Do I think his internet meme's are outstanding and hilarious? HELL YES. Remember, this guy does funny. We're talking the star of major motion picture comedies, very successful ones. Heck, Men at Work is still one of my more quoted movies on a monthly basis. The dude is hilarious .. seriously... watch his Apocolypse ME bit.. it was GOLD. TIGER BLOOD GOLD!

Charlie Sheen: The Last Angry, Drug-Addled, Slowly Dying Clown.

Those machete-on-the-roof pics immediately made me think of a classic scene from Brass Eye:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8X38AptH9s

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Originally Posted by dudalb 

 

I am enjoying the meltdown as much as anybody,but people who admire the guy and are trying to make him into some kind of rebel hero are as fucked up as Charlie is.

Of course this guy also bought Charlie's lame drug test bit last week as proof that he was off drugs.,,,

 

 

 

 

Is it any surprise that  Snaike likes a shit-head like Sheen?

It's almost like Charlie watched Ferris Bueller's Day Off, forgot how much he REALLY LIKED his bit-part in the police station, and said to himself, "From here on out, I'm gonna pretend like I AM that guy, and live my life just like he would. Now where the hell did I put Jean's number??"

I mean, look at him -- he's become a perfect extension of that character.