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Squirm (1976)

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The nature of most exploitation films is to be a delivery system for crazy shit you can't see in mainstream movies. Most of them only exist for a handful of moments, and the rest of the film almost feels like a byproduct of the process. That's what made Quentin Tarantino's Death Proof so great and Robert Rodriguez's Planet Terror such a misfire. No actual grindhouse movie would ever have the budget for something like Planet Terror. Tarantino understood that great car stunts go hand in hand with long dialogue scenes that go nowhere and exist only to pad the running time.

 

Squirm is the quintessential "this exists for a handful of scenes" movie. You have to sit through approximately an hour of excruciatingly dull filler before you get to the goods. But in this case the goods are real goods. Tens (maybe hundreds) of thousands of real worms, filling a house, a giant squirming mass with endless close-ups of their nasty little hooked jaws until you turn into a squirming coward. How are they coming through the ceiling? What's the real danger they possess beyond the gross-out factor? Who knows and who cares? This is the type of one-of-a-kind spectacle that you watch these movies for.

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I saw this on Encore two years ago.  I was up late packing for a trip to see my folks for Thanksgiving and had this playing in the background.  You weren't kidding - everything in between the money scenes was such a slow crawl.  But you're absolutley right - the creepiness of the worms, the close-ups, the atmosphere set during the final moments... and even some tits here and there.  Not a bad payoff.  I dunno if I could have gotten through it though if I hadn't been doing something else while it was on.  Still, it turned out to be the perfect background flick.

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I'll always remember the crzed, fear-laden close-ups of nothing but piles of writhing worms from when I saw this as a youth. Your theory is proven! I need to watch this again now.

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It's amazing how fake the hordes of thousands of worms can look at the end of the film, and still genuinely unsettle me. Bleh, worms.

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I have a horror book from when I was a kid, and one of the pictures in the book had the Dad with the worms busting out of his stomach. Pretty creepy. Then the movie hit disc in 2003, and I rented it and finally saw it. Yeah, lots of filler (THERE'S A WORM IN MY EGGCREAM!) and those other scenes that are disturbing (Wormface looking through the window). Picked up that same dvd that I had rented last year when that same store had a liquidation sale. Seems like no one ever rented it, as it was in great condition. Pretty sad, as it's a great piece of nature gone wild cinema.

 

Lieberman also did the equally underrated Just Before Dawn with Greg Henry playing a good guy, Jack Lemmon's son, and George Kennedy.

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Just Before Dawn is a genuinely good movie though, Squirm is hit and miss. Everyone with even a passing interest in the slasher genre should see Just Before Dawn.

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I love Squirm, and I'm glad someone agrees with me about Death Proof and Planet Terror.

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Originally Posted by Dirk Mansleeve View Post

I love Squirm, and I'm glad someone agrees with me about Death Proof and Planet Terror.



It actually took me a while to admit that Death Proof was conceptually sound in that regard. I still think it's Tarantino's worst film, but it definitely works on it's own terms.

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Don't want to derail the thread, but yeah, Death Proof the idea was great. It has a great ending with a spectacular car chase, but that's what the whole film should have been. A guy stalking all these girls and killing them in various ways with his car. At least that was Tarantino's initial promise of a slasher movie with a car. Instead it's 2 cool scenes of car crashes, some good tension, but it just gets too talky.

 

Anyway, my mistake on saying the Squirm is as underrated as Just Before Dawn. Just Before Dawn is much better, although Squirm isn't a slouch. Most nature runs amok films usually are watchable. I remember watching the movie Ants on TBS when I was a kid and digging it. Frogs is also decent enough. Still need to check out Day Of The Animals though.

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Don't want to derail the thread, but yeah, Death Proof the idea was great. It has a great ending with a spectacular car chase, but that's what the whole film should have been. A guy stalking all these girls and killing them in various ways with his car. At least that was Tarantino's initial promise of a slasher movie with a car. Instead it's 2 cool scenes of car crashes, some good tension, but it just gets too talky.


 

Let's go ahead and derail this, since it probably doesn't have a lot of track left anyway.

 

I could maybe understand criticizing Death Proof's talkiness, except in the same post you praise Squirm, which is far more tedious and with far less pay-off (I mean, mountains of worms are great and all, but that car chase at the end of Death Proof was pure cinema). Also, Tarantino's talky > Anyone else's talky > Anything Else (probably Woody Allen's worst movie).

 

And if you want pure silliness in nature gone wild movies, you have show Night of the Lepus some love. The red "blood" around those bunnies' mouths only make them more adorable. Because that means they're cute AND sloppy eaters. And the title credits play out over a freeze frame of a leaping bunny. All title credits should play out over a freeze frame of a bunny. Fuck Touch of Evil's opening shot, Welles should have gone with a leaping bunny.

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And never forget it was a funny MST3K episode.

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Night Of The Lepus is great. The guy is eating lettuce from his sandwich, the giant rabbit smells it, and attacks him. Glad I got the dvd. It was on TCM Underground 2 weeks ago also.

 

I praise Squirm, because I was expecting it to be talky with some good effects. Tarantino had promised HIGH OCTANE EXCITEMENT, and I got a fraction of that. I'm firmly believing that Drive Angry Shot In 3D will be what Death Proof could have been.

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