It's pretty fucking dismal.
DVD REVIEW: DISMAL
I really dug this review, Jared. You pulled off that wonderful feat of making a review of a truly lamentable sounding film a terrific read. Quite a few laugh-out-loud moments, too. More power to ya.
Thanks man. Sorry about the delay in a response, I haven't been able to post on here until now. Explorer sucks. The actor that I gave props to in the review, Bill Oberst Jr., just wrote me a really nice email saying that he loved the Steve Railsback comparison and put some lines from my review up on his website. We're FB friends now, which is cool.