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"I just wish my tongue was way longer. Oh my god could you imagine?"
"Ew. No no no that does NOT look appetizing. Frankly, I'm disgusted with you at the moment." *shivers*
"Everybody okay down there? Sorry, I caught crabs a while back, and they were so cute I decided to keep them."
there, there. just 5 more minutes and i'll feed you.
"Two weeks after slipping the cucumber down there, and Elle would never need to touch a jar with the name Vlasic on it ever again."