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Caption This: Reznor and Bale

post #1 of 8
3/2/11 at 1:28am
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reznor and bale.jpg

 

Reznor- "Do your Batman voice for me and I'll give you Atticus' Oscar."

Bale- "Nah, no need for it. You seem to have pudged up a bit since the 'Closer' days. I know a guy who can help you out with that. He's got pills you wouldn't believe! Ever seen 'the Machinist'?"

Reznor- "Yeah yeah yeah... it looks like one of my old videos. Make with the Batman voice, it's the only reason I showed up tonight."

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post #2 of 8
3/2/11 at 2:27am

Bale: Ghosts fucking sucked!

Reznor: Hawkes was better!

Bale: Sellout!

Reznor: Conceited asshole! Your beard sucks!

Bale: If I had a gun, I'd shoot you in the gut right fucking now.

Reznor: Whatever, Swing Kid.  

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post #3 of 8
3/2/11 at 3:56pm
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Reznor*: "So um, Mr. Bale, if I may, uhm, call you that, sir... huge fan. I uhh.. love those uh, scenes in 'American Psycho', where you're all uhm, like uh, shirtless and stuff, and err flexing... I uhhh watched them... lots."

Bale: "I'm getting security now, you creepy poof. Stay right here. Who are you, anyway?"

 

 

*In "Chris Farley on SNL interviewing people poorly" mode

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post #4 of 8
3/3/11 at 5:43am
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Originally Posted by stelios View Post

Reznor: Whatever, Swing Kid.  


Hey now!  I call guilty pleasure status on that.

 

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post #5 of 8
3/3/11 at 6:22am

"How long before my beard grows in like that?"
"Broccoli.  Lots and lots of broccoli.  Helps the thickening."

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post #6 of 8
3/3/11 at 6:34pm

Bale: "OY! Ah yoo Trent Reznah?!"

 

Trent Reznor: "No."

 

Bale: "Oh."

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post #7 of 8
3/3/11 at 6:44pm

Bale: Pull my bloody finger mate.

 

Reznor: Uhhh, this is the Oscars, I don't know if-

 

Bale: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? HUH? OH YOU'RE REAL FUCKING PROFESSIONAL, AREN'T YOU? PULL MY FUCKING FINGER!

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post #8 of 8
3/3/11 at 6:53pm

I'm surprised no one's mentioned Trevor Reznik.

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