Chris Brown has a penis *NSFW*

That's almost enough to make me and my very average penis insecure.

But then I remember -- oh, hey! I've never hit a woman.

I wonder if he hit Rhianna in the face with that as well.

Jesus Christ, Diva, there's a sex forum for a reason.

She marked the thread as NSFW and so instead of moving it I changed the picture for a link.

I'm assuming he only drives convertibles, or at least something with a sun roof, you simply can't expect a man to coil all of that up in his lap and obstruct his vision. That aside, yeah he's got a huge dick, and that's all fine, but every once in a while, it is depressing to realize that this is the state of celebrity in our culture. It's like you can't just sustain a career, even a shitty career, as an actor or a musician or a whatever anymore without a picture of your cock or your boobs "leaking" online. The Kat Dennings thing wasn't some desperate publicity stunt, it was glorious, but it wasn't a stunt, however all the rest of this nonsense is just blah.

Oh, and I just discovered about a month ago that Amy Fisher is doing porn professionally now. Gross.

Well this explains a lot.