Celebrity Apprentice

As mind boggling as some of the people chosen to be on this show are, it comes nowhere close to the ridiculousness of the Dancing with the Stars cast.

 

It was pretty obvious the women were going to have this because of Star Jones.  Bitch knows shit tons of celebrities and even shit tons more of rich lawyers.  One pizza for 40k?  Fucking bullshit.  Most of the men are dead weight because they either aren't celebrities or their celebrity has long long since faded.  I mean, fucking David Cassidy?  Even Marcia Brady has moved on.  Not to mention David was going to go anyway, because its much better for ratings to keep Survivor guy and Jose ready to have a fist fight.

This is pretty much the only "reality" show I watch/tolerate. I like it because The Donald can always be relied upon to make the boardroom scenes as juicy as possible. Everyone is focused on Busey for the entertainment value, but personally I have high hopes for Consaco this season. He's big as fuck, and he seems to have some kind of just-escaped-from-psych-ward looking nervous eye twitch thing, plus he appears to really not be a fan of that John Cleese lookalike from Survivor. Could be comedy gold...

 

Busey has been a punchline for a few years now, and frankly as a long time fan it's kind of sad to see. In his prime there was no other actor with the same dangerous energy. Talk about a shell of his former self.

God this season has been the most entertaining by a mile (second would be Piers Morgan vs Omarosa a few yrs ago). All Trump has to do is ask the magic question- "who would you fire?" and/or "who did the least amount of work on your team?", then just sit back and watch the sparks fly between the has-beens.

 

That bit at the end of last weeks show between Warwick and that Housewives chick was hilarious, and definitely real. You can pretend to dislike someone but nobody can fake body language that well.

I have to give the Morgan/Omarosa season the edge in drama.   Not to mention the fact that Ivanka had a thing for Trace Atkins so that was kind of fun seeing her get hot and bothered every time she saw Atkins enter the room.   The only blight in that season was that Gene Simmons went out in the third episode but I digress.   This season is definitely up there though if for nothing else than Gary Busey.    That man is purified awesome.

I can't stand that damn Nene.  Get her out of there.

Nene's okay.   At least she brings some drama.   The Playboy model can go though.   She's just sort of there which means she'll probably get to the end.

 

I think my favorite part of this season has to be Meatloaf's tantrum last Sunday.   I mean it was enough that he blew up like that but it became classic when someone found his bag of paint underneath some stuff and Meat just said to Busey "You can have this can of spray paint!"   I laughed for a while at that.

 

Trump should put Omarosa in every season of Celebrity Apprentice, just to stir things up (on a related but completely WTF note, a while back I saw her front row at a Lakers game, and she kissed Michael Clarke Duncan who was sitting next to her. Looked it up and apparently they're dating!)

 

I find watching Gary Busey these days to be quite depressing, but Meat vs Busey was pretty funny. And their making peace later was even funnier. "Meatloaf excelled to the level of dancing on a rainbow, with no fear......... and no doubt" [broken horseteeth Buseysmile]

 

Also, the Buseyism acronym for F.O.R.G.I.V.E.? "Finding Ourselves Really Giving Individuals Valuable Energy".

 

 

Forgot to mention, I was sorry to see Consaco leave. I know the whole history of being a d-bag thing, but if you didn't feel for the guy when he was talking about his dad's illness then you have no heart. Complicated guy, and an interesting presence on the show.

Edited by Disciple_72 - 4/6/11 at 10:29am

Gary Busey is elevating The Celebrity Apprentice to near performance art.  

 

"Your product makes me feel sexual"

"I HATE BOXES!!"

His many anagrams.

 

And did someone say that he smells gamey or am I hearing wrong?  

 

This season is a blast so far.

 

McGrath said his breath was gamey.

 

I'm predicting Star, Marlee, Lil Jon and Country Boy in the top 4.

The guys suck for picking on poor Busey like that. That's Mr Fucking Joshua you're talking to fellas, so show some goddamn respect. Besides, you have no business criticizing others when you yourself look like the very personification of DOUCHE and have been poisoning our ears with your radio friendly reggae tinged wankpop for over a decade.

 

I hope GB is fired, and then snaps and moves into the attic to peep in on them during boardroom meetings like some kind of Hider in the House.

For those who don't watch this show, you gotta watch Sunday's episode on Hulu.    Gary Busey's "kite" story is priceless as well as this exchange....

 

"Gary Busey called me a boy.   You don't call a grown man 'boy'"

 

"I didn't call you a boy.   I said, 'Sit down and shut up C'Boy'"

I was never crazy about the GB exploitation, but watching the men's team is a lot less fun now that he's gone and Loaf isn't a shaking, stuttering any-minute-now cerebral aneurysm case anymore. Nene has been a good source of hilarity on the women's team though.

Yeah, now that Gary is gone it's the two Jons saying how Meat Loaf is crazy. Come on. Ya just got rid of Gary and now you're passing the crazy spotlight over? (granted Meat was crazy already on that painting thing)

How the he'll has Nene not been fired yet? It seemed like she was going to quit at the beginning of the last one. I love how she plays the victim when everything said about her is true. She's a bully and she's negative about everything.

Wow, fuck this show.  I'd rather look at Hope say nothing than hear Nene's bitch ass mouth.

Call me crazy but I think shes strangely sexy. Built like the proverbial brick house, though crazier than a rat from the proverbial shit house. Way too sensitive and seems to take this dumb show way too seriously. So the entertainment level with her is high.

 

As for Hope, she was like the lost Kardashian sister, but even more boring if that's even possible. I'm not sorry she's gone.

 

Saw the preview for next week, Loaf appears to have a complete breakdown ("I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" I'm sorry!") which should be awesome. Also, great to have ENTERTAINMENT ICON Latoya Jackson back in the game lol

gonna miss Bitch Tits Paulsen with his random crying fits and possessiveness over art supplies