Well, now I've read all the articles and it was well worth it. Two thumbs up! I'll probably waste more time at that site than I should. I really enjoyed your articles in the Assortium, Nick, had some laugh-out-moments reading those.
"We’re going to be fine. Unless the aliens do come, and then we’re jacked. Totally smashed as a species and planet. We cannot compete. Those bulbous heads aren’t filled with candy. It’s BRAINS, man. They’ll out-think us and then they’ll out-MURDER us." Awesome.