NEW PIRATES TRAILER DRAWS YOU IN WITH ACTION AND PRETTY FACES

I'll be totally honest: I think this looks awesome. Silly, yes, unnecessary, maybe, but still awesome. I'll always welcome a rompin' nautical matinee adventure into my life. Plus, McShane AND Rush being dastardly in the same film? Yes. Please.

I fell asleep watching the third film.  I fear this one might put me into a coma.

It actually looks kinda cool. Huh.

It just makes so much sense for Roger Allam to be in one of these movies.

Nothing there that we haven't seen in the other films.

I guess the one new reveal is that the mermaids are A) integral to the plot and B) somewhat of an actual threat.  Otherwise, it's The Jack Sparrow Show, and I'm fine with that for a matinee. 

It certainly looks fun to me.  Can we please keep it under two hours?

McShane IS Blackbeard.

and pretty much the only reason (and Rush) I want to see this.

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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8 

McShane IS Blackbeard.

Looks uninspired. It's cool they scaled down the budget after the insanely expensive and bloated sequels but it would still be cool to have some decent money shots in your summer blockbuster trailer.

It's like they keep trying to figure out what the magic was in the first film, so they can replicate it. That magic being the fact that it was ONE FILM. An overlong film that managed to work because of its breezy charm, but that still works! This will always be a one-and-done that they stretch to its death. Sad. I dream happily of a world where Depp got his quirky fun done with for awhile with Pirates 1 and then went back to legit acting. 

I was half-awake through the second one, never saw the third - isn't Jack Sparrow some sort of zombie? Am I remembering that right? And if so, what does he want with a Fountain of Youth? I presume he stopped being a zombie at the end of the first, but then he got swallowed at the end of the second, right? I mean, the whole idea of injecting a Fountain of Youth into this franchise seems like it would add ZERO tension.

With being dead meaning that you end up in a mirror world where you can steer a ship on crabs, death has lost every meaning. Just ask Barbossa.

Why is it that this looks quite... small in contrast to the other ones, even the first one? The underwater creatures in Potter IV looked better, and let's don't even start on zombies in other flicks. I think the Percy Jackson movie looked more spectacular.