YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO SLAUGHTER HARVEY KEITEL

This trailer has a record of me saying "aw man" outloud to myself.

At least Alan Arkin can find some schadenfreude comfort by saying "I know I was in Jerky Boys, but this? Damn."

This director is trying to match up to Uwe Boll's level of "How did he manage that?!" casting.  Of all the Korean films that could be released stateside... THIS guy has managed to get two movies released.  WHY!?

I'm assuming this is a vehicle for some South Korean comedien right?   I mean if it's not, this is the most racist movie I've seen come down the pike in a long, long time.  At this point, I have to wonder if Harvey Keitel, Ben Kingsly, and Christopher Walken have some kind of slumming competition going on.   If they are, Kingsly is still ahead but Keitel might just have come up even with this one movie.  

The guy is both the lead and the director, I believe.  His previous film was Dragon Wars.

I just saw Taxi Driver again when it was released into theaters a couple weekends ago and I found myself wondering where Ketiel has been, because he's so fucking good in that. When he's on that motherfucker is on. He should not be doing shit like this. 

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Originally Posted by mcnooj82 

The guy is both the lead and the director, I believe.  His previous film was Dragon Wars.

He also wrote it, he really went for the trifecta here.

Going for the level of WISEAU.

Shame David Carradine is dead. He would have been tailor fit for this schlock.

As awful as that looks, if Mr. White is gonna go slumming, he's gonna have to do worse than that if he wants to top Mr. Pink.

Buscemi has an excuse as he's friends with Adam Sandler, and I assume extended members of Sandler's crew like Schneider. Keitel on the other hand...all I can say is I hope that hooker in Vegas is as buried as buried gets, because if she isn't, then this was all for naught.

Buscemi tends to come out of these movies smelling like roses.  He usually looks like he's having a good time in his movies with the Happy Madison crew (though they have nothing to do with this Rob Schneider movie, it seems) and he's usually the bright spot in them.

We just don't see Keitel in much anymore, which makes his appearance in something like this feel worse.  Then there's the fact that he looks like he's having a miserable time in that trailer. 

Yeah, Buscemi's apperances in Happy Madison usually don't go beyond the title of "memorable cameo", and it looks like he's enjoying himself everytime.

Also, as far as Rob Schnieder movies go, that didn't look outright abominable. High praise considering his past work.  I guess that Last Godfather, or whatever it's called, makes everything seem better in comparison. Even Rob Schnieder.

Back to Harvey Keitel: he's Paul Lieberstein's choice to replace Carrell in The Office. Regardless of how that would turn out, I'd like to give it a chance.

This makes BIG MAMMA'S HOUSE 2 look like Schindler's List.

The fucking hat getting away from you because you're kicking it gag? Really?

Could The Chosen One trailer had any more trite cliches in the voice over?

Jesus, Jackie Chan has REALLY let himself go...

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This is some next level shit, right here.