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Katrina Bowden is the Sexiest Woman Alive

post #1 of 45
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According to Esquire magazine. More pics here.

 

 

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post #2 of 45

Esquire's exposure to living women is, apparently, limited.

 

post #3 of 45

Yes, this chick is hot but there's nothing distinctive about her.

post #4 of 45

Could they have picked or more basic white chick? 

 

 

2004 Angelina Jolie

2005 Jessica Biel

2006 Scarlette Johansson

2007 Charlize Theron

2008 Halle Berry

2009 Kate Beckinsale

2010 Minka Kelly

2011 Katrina Bowen

 

That's Esquire's list.  I think they shit the bed with Bowen.  She's cute/hot but nothing is sexy about her.  As basic as they come.  Dig deeper Esquire.

 

post #5 of 45

Is this all a part of her publicist trying to push her career further with Tucker and Dale Vs Evil?  Hahahaha

post #6 of 45
Oh it's that thing again. The one where people start coming up with lists all the while I'm thinking "Why can't you just look at the pictures of the pretty lady?"
post #7 of 45

She is very pretty for sure. Sexiest? Eh.

 

post #8 of 45

Couldn't pick her face out of a line-up. Fantastic ass though.

post #9 of 45

To be fair to Esquire, it was voted by people. But yeah, she's super cute but I don't know if she's the sexiest.

post #10 of 45
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To be fair to Esquire, it was voted by people. But yeah, she's super cute but I don't know if she's the sexiest.

People who have heard of Katrina Bowden, I assume. Which seems like an incredibly small list.

 

I mean, she's nice looking. Great ass. I've seen her on 30 Rock, and, truly, I would not have guessed that I was watching, um, the Sexiest Woman Alive. Good for her, I guess.

post #11 of 45

I'd really need to see her in something else to judge how sexiest she is. Her 1 line in every other 30Rock ain't gonna cut it. Hawt photos though.

post #12 of 45

She came across well in Tucker and Dale vs Evil, playing the "hot girl that is nice".  But there was nothing about the performance that screamed 'star-maker' or anything.  

post #13 of 45

Maybe the sexiest ass alive.  And I think even the Esquire folks knew that, half the pictures show her ass, but either her face is half hidden by her hair or turned away.  Either way I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

post #14 of 45

Unless it's Monica Bellucci every single year, this thing is invalid.

post #15 of 45
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To be fair to Esquire, it was voted by people.

Was Kelly Brook in the running? I call BS. And I don't care if she IS pregnant.
 

Katrina is nice and all, but looks like a dozen other girls you might see on a show like GOSSIP GIRL, or what have you.

post #16 of 45

Great ass? Fantastic ass? Sexiest ass?

 

WHAT ASS?!? The girl doesn't have a curve within 6 miles of her!  I'm sure she's healthy, and I'm sure she's very nice, and if I got to know her a little bit maybe she'd charm the Levis right off me, but I like - nay, love - to see some fullness and roundness in a woman's figure before I'm going to declare her sexiest anything. I can't tell if that girl's 22 or 13.

 

I mean, I like her well enough on 30 Rock, and she's cute as any number of buttons, but she's not even the sexiest woman on that show.

post #17 of 45
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I mean, I like her well enough on 30 Rock, and she's cute as any number of buttons, but she's not even the sexiest woman on that show.


Thank you Bucho my good man - couldn't agree more.

 

To wit - exhibit A:

 

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post #18 of 45

K, I love Tina Fey but she's the type of girl who always get the MARRY in those FUCK/MARRY/KILL questions. I gotta call shenanigans on her being called sexier than Bowden.

post #19 of 45

Yes Evi, because we're all attracted to the same women in the world.

 

Gotta agree to disagree with your 'shenanigans' there mate.

post #20 of 45

Well I'll gladly take the very pretty lady since you all are getting nice and picky here.

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 I can't tell if that girl's 22 or 13.


Dude, what are you feeding your thirteen year olds over there?

 

 

post #22 of 45

She's definitely very attractive, but sexiest woman alive? I dont think so.

post #23 of 45
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K, I love Tina Fey but she's the type of girl who always get the MARRY in those FUCK/MARRY/KILL questions. I gotta call shenanigans on her being called sexier than Bowden.


I never really understood fuck/marry/kill Evi. Isn't that just the same as fuck once/fuck a lot/kill?

 

Because yeah, in that hypothetical world I'd totally marry Tina Fey and we'd fuck a lot. A LOT.

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I never really understood fuck/marry/kill Evi. Isn't that just the same as fuck once/fuck a lot/kill?

 


Well yeah, if that's the way you see it... for me it's more: Who can you see yourself having more than just sex in common with vs. who would you like to fuck WITHOUT EVER NEEDING TO HAVE AN ACTUAL CONVERSATION

post #25 of 45

Okay, okay, Evi, I get it, I get it ... no need to shout ... Jeez.

 

Still Tina Fey though. I like a girl with some curves. And darker hair. And eyes with more life in them than a shark's.

post #26 of 45

 

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Okay, okay, Evi, I get it, I get it ... no need to shout ... Jeez.

 

I'm sorry man. I take my Fuck/Marry/Kill really seriously.

post #27 of 45

Fuck/Marry/Kill time. The choices are Evi, Bucho and Katrina Bowden.

 

Go!

 

post #28 of 45
Can we play again FMK in those old threads? Because I think I got it wrong :P

RD that's a good exhibit A. Tina Fey is exquisite.
Katrina isn't even appearing a lot over 30' right?
post #29 of 45
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Still Tina Fey though. I like a girl with some curves. And darker hair. And eyes with more life in them than a shark's.



Rock on my anzac brother, rock on.

post #30 of 45

It's interesting that pretty much all of the pics of her in the above link are just of her ass. In different underwear. Did they realize their mistake and just tried to show off ass? I think she's hot and I think she's pretty sexy as well. Like "hot sexy" not a "sexy" sexy. I guess I can't really explain it to well through message boarding. Regardless... why couldn't they have pics from different angles? And sides? She her off more. 15 pics of her ass in different coloured underwear doesn't really win the "she's the sexiest!" arguement.


 

post #31 of 45
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15 pics of her ass in different coloured underwear doesn't really win the "she's the sexiest!" arguement.



Are there interview questions like "If you were an ice cream flavor, what would you be?" and "Do you like to randomly make out with other HAWT girls at Hollywood parties?" in the linked article? I can't be bothered to read it.

post #32 of 45

...of course this is the sexiest Hollywood actress the mag could get to pose for them this year, which probaby says more about the power, or lack of, of the print media than Bowden's hotness...

post #33 of 45

I wonder if there's a lack of reading comprehension in this thread. Esquire put out a field of 64 famous women in an NCAA style bracket for online readers to vote on. After all was said and done, they had picked Katrina Bowden. How about instead of criticizing the magazine for the choice that they didn't actually make, criticize them for objectifying women in a hotness tournament and the readers for being idiots.

post #34 of 45

You're the only one taking any of this seriously.

post #35 of 45
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I wonder if there's a lack of reading comprehension in this thread. Esquire put out a field of 64 famous women in an NCAA style bracket for online readers to vote on. After all was said and done, they had picked Katrina Bowden. How about instead of criticizing the magazine for the choice that they didn't actually make, criticize them for objectifying women in a hotness tournament and the readers for being idiots.


Yeah a magazine would, never ever lie about such results. rolleyes.gif
 

 

post #36 of 45

Ha, sorry, that came across as more critical against you guys, I apologize. I meant to steer the conversation more towards how I find it weird that the magazine throws together a hotness bracket for people to vote on. It just seemed rather sleazy and juvenile to me and I was just surprised no one else was questioning that aspect of it.

post #37 of 45
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Ha, sorry, that came across as more critical against you guys, I apologize. I meant to steer the conversation more towards how I find it weird that the magazine throws together a hotness bracket for people to vote on. It just seemed rather sleazy and juvenile to me and I was just surprised no one else was questioning that aspect of it.


A tip: You should stay away from the Draft section of the CHUD forums.

 

post #38 of 45
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Ha, sorry, that came across as more critical against you guys, I apologize. I meant to steer the conversation more towards how I find it weird that the magazine throws together a hotness bracket for people to vote on. It just seemed rather sleazy and juvenile to me and I was just surprised no one else was questioning that aspect of it.


In my defense, I can't read.

 

post #39 of 45
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In my defense, I can't read.

 



Rain Dog: "Is that true?"

 

Bucho: "Well, everything but the reading part"

post #40 of 45

We all know that Bucho is constantly in his defense.

post #41 of 45
Thread Starter 

More fodder: Jennifer Lopez is "World's Most Beautiful Woman" (according to People).

 

I'm sorry, what? Take off all the make up and lay off the photoshop and she's just plain jane.

 

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post #42 of 45

I think the moral of this thread (besides the chance for a chuckle) has become "magazines will say any old nonsense to make copy these days".

 

Jennifer Lopez probably isn't even the sexiest woman on that boat.

post #43 of 45

Jennifer Lopez still... is?

 

I wish these magazines took "character" into account when posting these overly superficial features. Because Ms. Lopez has none.

 

Oh, wait, it's People Magazine, nevermind.

 

Sorry, I'm a real catty bitch today.

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Jennifer Lopez probably isn't even the sexiest woman on that boat.


Who knows, but I suddenly wanna hear a rendition of "Don't be fooled by the towels that I got, I'm still Jenny on the yacht".

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Who knows, but I suddenly wanna hear a rendition of "Don't be fooled by the towels that I got, I'm still Jenny on the yacht".



Okay, it may be because it's Friday afternoon here - but that raised a definite giggle outta me - kudos sir.

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