Bin Laden Dead as hell.

CNN is confirming it.  WE GOT THE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy Shit!! PArker, Just heard this myself from a friend that told me to turn to CNN. WOW!!

Holy shit.. WE have the body! I would've assumed that Pakistan would have the body but it's in US custody.

Obama 2012 just got it's ace.

Someone give Barack a gold watch and a cup of coffee.  ABC.  Always be closing.

See ya, fucker! Better late than never.

And like that, the Captain America movie gets a preemptive #1 at the box office.

Trump will take credit!

Man I have goosebumps!!!

How did he survive for the last 1 years?  BTW:  These Drone attacks need to stop in Pakistan.

So is gas gonna be cheaper now? How's that work exactly?

Fun Fact: Today is the 8th Anniversary of George W Bush's "Mission Accomplished" photo op.     Way to Go Obama and a great day for America.

No skepticism on this one? I mean, it has been pretty heavily trafficked as fact in many circles (ISI, Afghan security services, French officials, the CIA by inference) that he died at Tora Bora or shortly thereafter.

I will declare mission motherfucking accomplished if, in five years (two years maybe), US troops are leaving Afghanistan and have not been deployed on the ground in Libya, Syria or Pakistan.

Yeah, way to be a buzzkill.

I'm VERY curious about what is going to be done with the body.

We finally did what we wanted to do in Afghanistan.  Osama's dead.  We can leave now.

Parker...  What?  We killed Saddam in 2006.  2007 was the bloodiest year of the Iraq Occupation.

Oddly, I first heard about this from ESPN.com while looking for hockey highlights. I know he was not really in charge of alot lately but here's hoping this hurts the bad guys moral as much as it will help ours.

So first the birth certificate, then the Trump takedown, and now Bin Ladden dead, can we say "the best week a president has had since WW2 ended"

Of course I image there will be those who don't believe that it Bin Ladden's body.  I guess we will call them bodyers?

Osama bin-douchebag was apparently chillin in a mansion ...

Well, I would suspect a death is easier to fake than a live birth retroactively.

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Originally Posted by DerekT 

So first the birth certificate, then the Trump takedown, and now Bin Ladden dead, can we say "the best week a president has had since WW2 ended"

 

Of course I image there will be those who don't believe that it Bin Ladden's body.  I guess we will call them bodyers?

 

President is definitely kicking ass.

Any serious Republican contender for the presidency will skip 2012 elections. So Trump, you should run now.

Wow 

Pretty classic strategy by Obama. Make it look like we're all about nailing Gaddafi, then Osama drops his guard a bit, maybe starts to keep the drapes open on weekends and then BLAMMO! Double-tapped to the temple.

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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 

I'm VERY curious about what is going to be done with the body.

Yeah, my first thought was that the CIA could do a Weekend At Bernie's  terrorist video telling the remaining Taliban/Al Quaeda fighters that they lost their war. My big question is how or if the US' possession of the body would effect Bin Laden's exaltation as a "martyr" among the remaining extremists.

If anything, I hope that today's win proves to be the death knell of the TERRORIST PARANOIA that's gripped this country for a decade, as well as the pointless Bush-era policies still going that were born from it.

Yub nub, America. Yub nub indeed.

I  knew that eventually he would be found. He couldnt run forever.

Moving gif time.

They found him "deep inside Pakistan"

Yeah, that is what I was afraid of.

I'm wondering how Republicans are going to spin this. No doubt something along the lines that Obama did this with Bush's resources, it was Bush's idea to go into Afghanistan, Obama got lucky, etc. Can't imagine what crazy shit they'll come up with.

A US soldier SHOT HIM. 

I wonder if they'll announce the soldier's name or keep it confidential (perhaps for his/her safety).

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I'm wondering how Republicans are going to spin this. No doubt something along the lines that Obama did this with Bush's resources, it was Bush's idea to go into Afghanistan, Obama got lucky, etc. Can't imagine what crazy shit they'll come up with.

My guess ... he was arrogant, didn't give the troops enough credit, or Bush. Made it sound like he did it all by himself ?

Who knows. It's going to be very very very hard to spin. I'm afraid of reading freerepublic right now though, I want to enjoy the moment.

Well, in his speech he did say that one of the things he did when he got into office was to make getting Bin Laden a top priority. 
 

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Originally Posted by History Buff 

I'm wondering how Republicans are going to spin this. No doubt something along the lines that Obama did this with Bush's resources, it was Bush's idea to go into Afghanistan, Obama got lucky, etc. Can't imagine what crazy shit they'll come up with.

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Moving gif time.

 

That's essentially what the speech was, which is awesome.

ETA: Not that it was that brief but he did kind of spike the football in the end zone.

NBC reporting that Navy SEALS did the job, with at least 1 gunshot to the head on Osama.

I always knew Michael Biehn was a badass, but this just raises him to another level.

Apparently with no Charlie Sheen getting the black guy killed action this time.  Good job.

No, it was Michael Scarn.

THREAT LEVEL MIDNIGHT, bitches.

I don't understand what you're getting at, Zhukov.  We randomly decided to fake his death 9 years and 8 months after we really started trying, and a year and a half away from an election?

I need to see the video of Obama making the announcement. Why isn't it up...everywhere?!?

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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 

A US soldier SHOT HIM. 

 

I wonder if they'll announce the soldier's name or keep it confidential (perhaps for his/her safety).

Most likely. For now, this face will do:

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My guess ... he was arrogant, didn't give the troops enough credit, or Bush. Made it sound like he did it all by himself ?

 

Watch the Drudge headline already;

Obama: 'At My Direction' U.S. Carried Out Operation...

Called it of course ...

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I don't understand what you're getting at, Zhukov.  We randomly decided to fake his death 9 years and 8 months after we really started trying, and a year and a half away from an election?

I'm saying, there have been pretty consistent reports throughout the years that he died, and the only confirmations of his existence were coming from audio tapes released by the CIA ...

and that this happens a year and a half away from an election which is now and henceforth WRAPPED. You can't run and win against the President who caught bin Laden. 

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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 

A US soldier SHOT HIM. 

 

I wonder if they'll announce the soldier's name or keep it confidential (perhaps for his/her safety).

Whoever he is how can he not milk it for all its worth? If that boob that landed the plane in the Hudson River could become a national hero then the sky's the limit for Osama's killer. Hope his arm is in good shape, cuz he's got a lot of first pitches to throw out I can tell ya that.

He'd be a target I imagine.  Probably should keep him secret for a while.
 

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Whoever he is how can he not milk it for all its worth? If that boob that landed the plane in the Hudson River could become a national hero then the sky's the limit for Osama's killer. Hope his arm is in good shape, cuz he's got a lot of first pitches to throw out I can tell ya that.

He could have died at Tora Bora and came back as a Vampire or a Zombie.  Probably those Special Forces guys had crossbows with wooden stakes, garlic cloves and made sure to chop his head off. It's possible.

No one is a bit bugged out by the fact that President has just announced and confirmed that a substantial number of US ground troops have engaged in 'massive firefights' ... 'deep within Pakistan' territory?

LOL, one final kick in the balls;

http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/05/01/osama-bin-laden-dead/