BRADLEY COOPER THINKS ITS BETTER TO REIGN IN HELL THAN KNEEL IN HEAVEN

Sigh. Why didn't they just cut through the middle man and adapt the pretend PSP game from South Park, Heaven vs Hell?

Missed opportunity there.

Anyways, all will be forgiven if Proyas decides to make Coopers Lucifer look like Dave Grohls Devil from the Tenacious D video clip for Tribute.

Yes! So he can whip crack with his whoppy tail.

So ashamed I didn't think of using that photo, or that whip crack line.  Instead I tried to recall my Milton -- and screwed up, it's "serve in heaven" not kneel!  

So nice of my professors to assign Milton during final papers.  I've read it twice and I still don't remember The Epic Battle canto.

Ah, so it'll be a film with the source material fidelity of I, Robot married to the off the rails nuttiness of Knowing. Sounds terrible. I'm there!

Yeah, I am strangely down for the mangling of Milton. I can't explain it.  If it was Chaucer I'd be furious, but....

I'm always a big fan of Heaven Vs Hell stories. Lucifer the graphic novel was one of my favorite versions of it.

This could prove interesting.

Paradise Lost. Aerial Warfare. Paradise Lost. Aerial Warfare. Paradise Lost. Aerial Warfare.*

Fuck you Hollywood.

*To be chanted in the same way as "I Robot. Car Chases."

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Originally Posted by stelios 

Paradise Lost. Aerial Warfare. Paradise Lost. Aerial Warfare. Paradise Lost. Aerial Warfare.*

 

Fuck you Hollywood.

 

*To be chanted in the same way as "I Robot. Car Chases."

See, in my head, "Paradise lost, aerial warfare" sounds like something Tricky would be chanting in the background of a Massive Attack track.  Maybe Tom Morello on a Rage Against the Machine tune...
 

This is so...odd. Can a big budget Hollywood production get away with having Satan as the hero?

Still, it's sure to be a very pretty movie, although I can't imagine one bit of it being shot practically. Where do you film Heaven, Hell, and the Garden of Eden? Green screens galore.

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Originally Posted by Bartleby_Scriven 

This is so...odd. Can a big budget Hollywood production get away with having Satan as the hero?

 

Still, it's sure to be a very pretty movie, although I can't imagine one bit of it being shot practically. Where do you film Heaven, Hell, and the Garden of Eden? Green screens galore.

The first time I watched Devil's Advocate, it was with a bunch of friends. Everybody was rooting for Pacino.