Thankfully, I didn't have to pay to see this in a theater. A couple of friends (ladies, if it isn't obvious) Redboxed the blu-ray and made me watch it!
They hated it. YES!
It also prompted me to search for this thread to go back to Renn's review and Doc's post. I read it out loud for them. Hahahaha. They pretty much agreed with everything you guys concluded about the film. ESPECIALLY about the Tom Cruise-clone. Thanks for not backing up my opinion that the guy reminded me more of Wes Bentley, RENN!!!!!!