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post #451 of 1142

Anyone else find it funny that they're pulling this origin change-up when one of the biggest criticisms (that wasn't among the more shallow and idiotic ones at least) lobbied at the 3rd Raimi film was the Uncle Ben/Sandman retcon? You'd think that alone would've given SOMEBODY over at Sony the distinct idea that people sorta hold this particular origin as especially sacrosanct.

post #452 of 1142
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Perhaps my tastes have just branched out a lot in 10 years?

 

 

I think the problem is that we have seen this story before and I am not talking about repeating the origin. I'm talking about how this movie seems to just be a combination of previous superheros movie ( Lizard trying to turn other people like him=Magnet's plot in X-men, Peter's parents messing with his DNA=Lee's Hulk, dark brooding bullshit=Batman). It's been done and this movie appears to be years behind the curve. Hope I'm wrong.

post #453 of 1142

Ok, so Peter Parker's Dad mysteriously altered his son's DNA somehow & then some science-y accident triggered superpowers in the kid years later?

 

Where have we seen this before..? (Click to show)

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Oh, right.

 

Yeah, this is gonna turn out great.

post #454 of 1142

Watching The Dark Knight Rises trailer with those winter scenes, they should set the sequel during winter with Spider-Man swinging through snow. It's a visual we've never seen on film that I don't think even the cartoons or comics touched upon.

post #455 of 1142
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And a semi-modernized Uncle Ben death?  Does Peter arrange a flash mob that tramples him to death?

He bites him and turns him into a vampire.
post #456 of 1142
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Watching The Dark Knight Rises trailer with those winter scenes, they should set the sequel during winter with Spider-Man swinging through snow. It's a visual we've never seen on film that I don't think even the cartoons or comics touched upon.

 

That would be quite strikingly beautiful if done right.  I like it.

post #457 of 1142
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Watching The Dark Knight Rises trailer with those winter scenes, they should set the sequel during winter with Spider-Man swinging through snow. It's a visual we've never seen on film that I don't think even the cartoons or comics touched upon.

 

Actually, there's a few episodes in Season 2 of The Spectacular Spider-Man that take place during Christmastime, and there's at least a couple scenes where he swings through snow.

 

SAIRUS: Goddamn it, now you just reminded me of Morbius, easily the most WTF Spidey villain ever. Suddenly Spidey is fighting a vampire? The hell?

post #458 of 1142
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I think the problem is that we have seen this story before and I am not talking about repeating the origin. I'm talking about how this movie seems to just be a combination of previous superheros movie ( Lizard trying to turn other people like him=Magnet's plot in X-men, Peter's parents messing with his DNA=Lee's Hulk, dark brooding bullshit=Batman). It's been done and this movie appears to be years behind the curve. Hope I'm wrong.

 

Putting aside the fact that Spider-Man is one of my all-time favorite characters, it's impossible to not watch this trailer and spot the cliches. This is "re-inventing" Spider-Man by borrowing bits and pieces of about a hundred different blockbusters we've all seen already, countless times.

 

Two things that bother me about this, and suggest that maybe I am tired of the superhero genre:

1) I don't really care for stories about orphans obsessed with what happened to their parents. A lot of actual orphans (like, say, Tobey Maguire in "Spider-Man") make do with what they have, grow up, and don't let their hazy background bother them. As no doubt Peter will discover at the end of this film, it's not about where you came from, but where you're going. I would especially think it's not entirely important to worry about what happened to your parents if you were going through late puberty growing pains, developing super powers, employing a double identity, feuding with the police, flirting with the police chief's daughter, fighting a Lizard-Man... it really is just excess crap on your plate.

 

2) The original films, and the comic, emphasize the fact that Spider-Man has a CHOICE. He could be a jerk wrestler. He could use his powers for selfish gain. But by making him the result of a scientific experiment, making him his parents' guinea pig, it means he was DESTINED to be great, there was a LEGACY he was meant to be fulfilled. And teen/young adult cinema and literature is obsessed with the idea of legacies and destinies and characters that have a pre-planned path they need to fulfill, whether it's Harry Potter, or the Lord of the Rings, or even Katniss being drafted into the Hunger Games, being placed in a system where she has to succeed and prevail in a very specific way. From a dramatic perspective, it's distressing, because it creates more passive protagonists who have less control over their own future. It's fucking boring.

 

But on another level, it's pretty distressing that the public has allowed this shit to persist when the hero or heroes is always WHITE. There seems to be a limitless supply of Percy Jacksons, all who are destined for centuries to assume their rightful place as kings, rulers, champions, because the prophecies declare it. After one movie, it doesn't make a difference. But what about some Hispanic kid who spent ten years of their childhood watching kids movies where white people are repeatedly anointed as heroes long before their birth. Amazing Spider-Man is coming long after a decade or so of these types of fantasies, and to see the character essentially strongarmed into the White Hierarchy of modern fantasy films is discouraging and troubling.

 

Also, this trailer is obnoxious.

post #459 of 1142
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Originally Posted by User_32 View Post

Watching The Dark Knight Rises trailer with those winter scenes, they should set the sequel during winter with Spider-Man swinging through snow. It's a visual we've never seen on film that I don't think even the cartoons or comics touched upon.

 

Its been done in the comics before, way back even, although not terribly often. Comic's been around 50 damned years, I'd be kinda silly if they hadn't put Spidey in just about EVERY possible environment by now.

post #460 of 1142
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Its been done in the comics before, way back even, although not terribly often. Comic's been around 50 damned years, I'd be kinda silly if they hadn't put Spidey in just about EVERY possible environment by now.

 

After four movies you'd think they'd give us a snow drenched New York City. I was kind of expecting it for the third movie actually. 

post #461 of 1142

I can't say anything about this movie that hasn't been said before. I want to love it, but can't, yet. There's so much cool stuff in that trailer, I really like the people making it, Gwen Stacy's > MJ, I prefer this costume(shoes aside)....but I can't get past the nagging feeling that its just gonna be a lesser origin story. I wish I hated the look of the costume or the actors so I could write it off more easily.

 

And I swear if it ends with the Lizard falling off the building to his death despite Spidey's efforts to save him, I'm walking out...though...that'll be at the end of the movie...but I won't stay through the credits...unless there's a scene afterwards. But barring that? Out the door.

post #462 of 1142
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I actively don't want to love it and I have no problem admitting that. This trailer just makes that job easier. The origin change alters the entire DNA of the Spider-Man character. The aciton looks like well-shot anonymous second-unit footage, with no pizzazz or passion. I love Garfield, but he comes across as a cool, good-looking outsider type rather than the genuine nerd that Peter Parker is. This needed to be something truly exciting, it needed to be Webb doing a Marc Webb Spider-Man the way Raimi did a Sam Raimi Spider-Man. Instead it looks like what it is: a well-made, well-shot, cynical bit of marketing.

 

And the other thing that bugs me? There's NO NEED for a full-on reboot here. They've shoehorned in this angsty parents stuff and a retelling of the Uncle Ben story when in actuality, this could have been the fourth Spidey film with very little changes needed. Recast Garfield and Stone in the lead roles, keep JK Simmons, and have Parker intern at a newer, ethical OsCorp where he runs into the freshly hired Curt Connors. Soft reboot, without all this frankly fucking infuriating "untold story" bullshit.

post #463 of 1142
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I actively don't want to love it and I have no problem admitting that. This trailer just makes that job easier. The origin change alters the entire DNA of the Spider-Man character. The aciton looks like well-shot anonymous second-unit footage, with no pizzazz or passion. I love Garfield, but he comes across as a cool, good-looking outsider type rather than the genuine nerd that Peter Parker is. This needed to be something truly exciting, it needed to be Webb doing a Marc Webb Spider-Man the way Raimi did a Sam Raimi Spider-Man. Instead it looks like what it is: a well-made, well-shot, cynical bit of marketing.

And the other thing that bugs me? There's NO NEED for a full-on reboot here. They've shoehorned in this angsty parents stuff and a retelling of the Uncle Ben story when in actuality, this could have been the fourth Spidey film with very little changes needed. Recast Garfield and Stone in the lead roles, keep JK Simmons, and have Parker intern at a newer, ethical OsCorp where he runs into the freshly hired Curt Connors. Soft reboot, without all this frankly fucking infuriating "untold story" bullshit.

I'm with you brother. Fuck Stockholm Syndrome.
post #464 of 1142

I'm not sure why Peter having his genetics messed around as a kid is getting so much hate. It makes him becoming superhuman as the result of an radioactive spider bite instead of dying a lot more reasonable.

 

I also like Conners actually appearing to have a plan involving the whole city, instead of just senseless rampaging and revenge-seeking.

post #465 of 1142

I think it was just before...Maximum Carnage, that Richard Parker re-appeared in his son Peter's Life.  He apparently was a spy or something.  I do not mind the change to the origin.  To me, Sam Raimi changed enough, with Spider-Man producing his own webfluid and not making him the scientific genius Peter was in the comics.  It took the...Marc of a true...WEBBhead, to change it back.  It is not just about making his own webshooters, but all the alterations in his webfluid when fighting a new foe.  Peter was always tinkering, when a new sometimes stronger foe appeared.  Also, Emma Stone looks...Perfect, as Gwen Stacey.  Denis Leary as Captain Stacey looks like the competent, cop of the comics, as opposed to James Cromwell's somewhat buffoonish Captain Stacey of Spider-Man 3!  I cannot wait to see this on July 3rd!

post #466 of 1142
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I'm not sure why Peter having his genetics messed around as a kid is getting so much hate. It makes him becoming superhuman as the result of an radioactive spider bite instead of dying a lot more reasonable.

 

Because Peter Parker is some neurotic, nerdy, bad-with-girls kid who gets these powers thrust upon him by chance. It's not "destiny", he wasn't always supposed to become Spider-Man - he made that choice. He's a regular teenager who decides to do good when these powers fall into his lap, not some "you were always meant for great things" superbeing. All this "everything is connected" BS dilutes one of the most perfect origins in comic history AND makes Parker far less relateable. And that's without even mentioning how cliched the "sins of the father" trope is when it comes to these types of film.

post #467 of 1142
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Also, everyone bitching about Raimi's versions after the fact? Congrats! I've found you guys have a patron saint.

post #468 of 1142
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I'm not sure why Peter having his genetics messed around as a kid is getting so much hate. It makes him becoming superhuman as the result of an radioactive spider bite instead of dying a lot more reasonable.

 

Read Gabe's post again. He's supposed to be Spider-man, not Harry Potter. I think HP is probably more of an influence on this than TDK.

post #469 of 1142
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Originally Posted by Andrew Merriweather View Post

 

Because Peter Parker is some neurotic, nerdy, bad-with-girls kid who gets these powers thrust upon him by chance. It's not "destiny",

 

I kinda understand you misaking him for nerdy, which he grew out of fast once becomng Spiderman and for which I hate the Raimi films for keeping him that way instead of growing up like the comic character did beyond the first issue, but neurotic? And bad-with-girls is rather laughable given he married a supermodel and this.

 

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You're clearly mistaking his Clark Kenting to avoid his enemies and friends from finding out he's Spider-Man as his true self.

 

 

And there have been a ton of stories where Peter was destined to be Spider-Man, in addition to his parents being SHIELD agents.

post #470 of 1142

Count me in the minority, but that trailer sold me.

post #471 of 1142
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I kinda understand you misaking him for nerdy, which he grew out of fast once becomng Spiderman and for which I hate the Raimi films for keeping him that way instead of growing up like the comic character did beyond the first issue, but neurotic? And bad-with-girls is rather laughable given he married a supermodel and this.

 

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You're clearly mistaking his Clark Kenting to avoid his enemies and friends from finding out he's Spider-Man as his true self.

 

And there have been a ton of stories where Peter was destined to be Spider-Man, in addition to his parents being SHIELD agents.

 

Read the first issues of Spider-Man and tell me that guy is a smooth operator with no personal hangups.

 

And you're right, there have been several stories in the past twenty years or so like that. They were all shitty pointless convolutions of a once-great character, too.

 

Then again, you think the issue of Parker not dying after being bitten by the spider needs clearing up, so you're clearly drawing from the "we need REALLY REAL REALISM LET'S EXPLAIN EVERYTHING" deck here. Christ I'm irritable at the moment.

post #472 of 1142
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Also, have you actually *read* what his "loves" are saying about him? He's practically Zach Braff in the Friend Zone.

post #473 of 1142

Gwen Stacy standing on a cloud is fucking gut-bustingly hilarious.

post #474 of 1142
Thread Starter 

No broken neck. NOT CANON.

post #475 of 1142

Side note: I do think it's cool that Campbell Scott and Embeth Davidtz are playing Peter's parents. Even if their roles are ultimately small on the screen-time end, it's neat to see both of them in a big movie like this.

post #476 of 1142
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I love Garfield, but he comes across as a cool, good-looking outsider type rather than the genuine nerd that Peter Parker is.

 

But the definition of "nerd" is completely different in the 21st century. Raimi played Parker like a 1960's "nerd". In this day and age, that kind of nerd doesn't exist anymore because the world itself has gone somewhat nerd/geek. The Social Network are the new generation of nerds. Garfield comes across as an awkward, not comfortable in his own skin outsider which is what the 21st century version of a nerd is nowadays. 

post #477 of 1142
Thread Starter 

He comes across as the kind of guy that the chubby Goth chicks in his classes would compose secret wristcutting sonnets about. That's not a nerd, no matter the decade he finds himself in. Donald Clover in Community? Nerd. Michael Cera in anything? Nerd.  Peter Parker who looks and broods like Edward Cullen? Not a nerd.

post #478 of 1142

Maybe we're seeing things differently cause that's not the vibe I get at all. Edward Cullen hung out with other good-looking "outsiders". This Peter Parker is by himself and alone working on science projects. Less Twilight more Social Network Jesse Eisenberg as a brooding nerd. 

post #479 of 1142
Thread Starter 

And charming the police chief's hot daughter by being a REBEL.
 

post #480 of 1142

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Peter Parker says "Fatties Need Not Apply".

post #481 of 1142
Thread Starter 

Dead girls are totes fine, though.

post #482 of 1142

I'm pretty sure that the cloud at Gwen Stacy's feet actually means that she's a "wank fantasy".

post #483 of 1142

Well we haven't seen the film yet so I have no idea how he charms her but from the trailers she works at Oscorp and seems to be into the whole science thing so, you know some girls dig nerds. 

post #484 of 1142
Thread Starter 

"The beautiful Gwen Stacy was very much in love with Peter Parker until her untimely plowing by Norman Osborne that one night in Paris."

post #485 of 1142

CUT IT OUT ASSHOLE! THIS NEVER HAPPENED!

post #486 of 1142
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post #487 of 1142

Dude, what's in the comic is actually worse:

 

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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Norman Osborn's Gwen Stacy impregnating O face. 

post #488 of 1142
Thread Starter 

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post #489 of 1142

Fuck you for reminding me of that.

post #490 of 1142

It's a sad fact, messing around Spider-Man is completely par for the course.  We should all just lie back and think of England.

 

Oh and I won't be happy until Spider-Man vs. Mr. Zodiac gets adapted for the big screen.

post #491 of 1142
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Count me in the minority, but that trailer sold me.

 

Me too.  

post #492 of 1142
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But on another level, it's pretty distressing that the public has allowed this shit to persist when the hero or heroes is always WHITE. There seems to be a limitless supply of Percy Jacksons, all who are destined for centuries to assume their rightful place as kings, rulers, champions, because the prophecies declare it. After one movie, it doesn't make a difference. But what about some Hispanic kid who spent ten years of their childhood watching kids movies where white people are repeatedly anointed as heroes long before their birth. Amazing Spider-Man is coming long after a decade or so of these types of fantasies, and to see the character essentially strongarmed into the White Hierarchy of modern fantasy films is discouraging and troubling.

 

Interesting point that I never thought about before.  I agree.

post #493 of 1142

This is movie might be completely unnecessary, but the "You found my weakness: small knives!" line made me laugh. I made it a mission to see everything Andrew Garfield was cast in after seeing Red Riding, and while I wish the circumstances of its creation were better, I'm pretty sure I'll have a good time with it.

post #494 of 1142

See Boy A.

post #495 of 1142
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But on another level, it's pretty distressing that the public has allowed this shit to persist when the hero or heroes is always WHITE. There seems to be a limitless supply of Percy Jacksons, all who are destined for centuries to assume their rightful place as kings, rulers, champions, because the prophecies declare it. After one movie, it doesn't make a difference. But what about some Hispanic kid who spent ten years of their childhood watching kids movies where white people are repeatedly anointed as heroes long before their birth. Amazing Spider-Man is coming long after a decade or so of these types of fantasies, and to see the character essentially strongarmed into the White Hierarchy of modern fantasy films is discouraging and troubling.

 

I've missed the last few Ultimate Comics Spider-Man issues — is the new Ultimate Spider-Man still Miles Morales? There were some truly dumb-ass reactions to that, too.

 

He wears a full-head mask — what the fuck difference does it make? Ultimately (heh) you're casting for a good Peter Parker, and Donald Glover would've made a cool Peter Parker.

post #496 of 1142

...co-starring Oprah as Aunt May.

post #497 of 1142

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Me too.  

Me three.  I'm going to see an actual "What If...?" Spider-Man comic book movie!  I'm so excited!  Well, not really "excited", but it is very cool from my perspective to get a "What if...?" comic book movie.  I loved reading those growing up!

post #498 of 1142
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Originally Posted by Art Decade View Post

...co-starring Oprah as Aunt May.

 

And Morgan Freeman as Uncle Ben.

post #499 of 1142
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Originally Posted by HypnoToad View Post

 

And I swear if it ends with the Lizard falling off the building to his death despite Spidey's efforts to save him, I'm walking out...though...that'll be at the end of the movie...but I won't stay through the credits...unless there's a scene afterwards. But barring that? Out the door.

 

Spoilers for Amazing Spider-Man

Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)

It won't end like that. But you'll want to stay after the credits.

 

Also, clearly, Peter Parker has been upgraded from geek to NERD. Clear difference.

post #500 of 1142
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Also, clearly, Peter Parker has been upgraded from geek to NERD. Clear difference.

 

No shit. I can't believe no one's mentioned the skateboard yet. I'm sure that'll be the explanation for why he so great at webslinging right out of the gate.

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