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THE BREAKING DAWN TRAILER IS GOING TO SPREAD YOUR BUTTOCKS!

post #1 of 19
6/5/11 at 3:50pm
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by Nick Nunziata: link

Shirtless Jacob! My peen is throbbing!
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post #2 of 19
6/5/11 at 3:53pm

I like that they've finally embraced this series advertising it as the hilarious comedy that it is! 

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post #3 of 19
6/5/11 at 4:09pm

I LOVED the trailer starting out with people getting wedding invitations.  I LOVED it.

 

Splitting beds!  YES!

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post #4 of 19
6/5/11 at 4:11pm

Somebody make a gif of that bed break. Hilarious!

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post #5 of 19
6/5/11 at 4:12pm

The shot of Jacob running and wolfing out was funnier than anything I saw in the trailer for Vampires Suck.

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post #6 of 19
6/5/11 at 4:27pm

Why isn't this called Twilight Saga: Breaking Bed?

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post #7 of 19
6/5/11 at 4:42pm

God I'm wet.

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post #8 of 19
6/5/11 at 5:54pm

Whenever a Twilight trailer premieres, it's always best to let Nutty Madam express my feelings.

 

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post #9 of 19
6/5/11 at 7:27pm

Is it bad that im super excited about this?

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post #10 of 19
6/5/11 at 7:59pm

I've spoken at length about the shitty quality and flat-out disturbing elements of this franchise.  I got nothing else. 

 

The werewolf getting a wedding invite is a "fuck you" from the sparkly vampire.  Looking at the sentence that I just typed makes me shake my head.

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post #11 of 19
6/5/11 at 8:25pm

They put epic music over some wedding invitations scenes. WEDDING INVITATIONS SCENES!!

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post #12 of 19
6/5/11 at 11:00pm

Oh, Nutty Madam...  it must be amazing to run the full gamut of the human experience ALL THE DAMNED TIME.

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post #13 of 19
6/5/11 at 11:18pm

OMG GUYS! Can't you tell that the headboard breaking is simply foreshadowing the fetus Baneing Bella afterwards? If you're too stupid to see such simple stuff maybe you should leave Twilight alone!

 

I hope for the scene the movie goes into x-ray mode and shows something like this:

 

134995-50238-bane_super.png

 

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post #14 of 19
6/6/11 at 5:40am

What I don't understand is why all of these films look so cheap and shitty?

TWILIGHT had the Production values of a CW TV Series. The effects in NEW MOON and ECLIPSE are slightly better, but the vamp/werewolf effects still look like crap.

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post #15 of 19
6/6/11 at 6:17am

Because Summit figured out they don't need to spend any money to make a shit ton of money so why bother? 

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post #16 of 19
6/6/11 at 7:28am

Wow.  Nutty Madam is now officially my favorite movie reviewer EVER.  I want to watch her review everything ever made, but with the same passion.    

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post #17 of 19
6/6/11 at 1:29pm

That video is one of the most persuasive arguments for forced sterilization I've ever beheld.

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post #18 of 19
6/6/11 at 1:39pm

Guys, it's been almost 24 hours, and my penis is still hard.

 

Is this normal?

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post #19 of 19
6/6/11 at 9:25pm
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Originally Posted by Clarence Boddicker View Post

Whenever a Twilight trailer premieres, it's always best to let Nutty Madam express my feelings.

 




This is your brain. This is your brain on Twilight. Any questions?

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