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Jimmy John is guilty of more than shitty sandwiches

post #1 of 9
6/13/11 at 8:45pm
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http://www.smilepolitely.com/splog/jimmy_john_is_a_big_man._with_the_photos_to_prove_it/

 

Apparently he is also trying to make up for having a tiny penis. Nothing makes your dick feel bigger than killing something beautiful!

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post #2 of 9
6/13/11 at 8:53pm

but i like their sandwiches..

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post #3 of 9
6/14/11 at 3:22am

Jesus.  Did he go to some hunting theme park and say "I want to kill one of each"?  What a jerk. 

 

I've never heard of this guy or his sandwiches?  Is there elephant on the menu?

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post #4 of 9
6/14/11 at 6:43am

Holy hell.  I did not expect to see him standing over the corpse of an elephant when I clicked in.  Aren't they on the endangered list?

 

Regardless, unless he took it down with his bare hands, what a colossal douche.

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post #5 of 9
6/14/11 at 6:46am

Are they updating their menu?

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post #6 of 9
6/14/11 at 6:52am
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Originally Posted by MoonBaseNick View Post

but i like their sandwiches..



If you like Jimmy John's sandwiches, what you should really try is sandwiches.

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post #7 of 9
6/14/11 at 8:54am

Yeah, there was one right across the street from my campus, and everyone raved about those sandwiches.  I ate one to try it, and I'll never make that mistake again.  Fucking SHIT.  Dangers of peer pressure, I swear...

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post #8 of 9
6/14/11 at 9:17am
I used to run one of his corporate locations in Ann Arbor, MI. Every month we went to the corporate HQ. I can confirm, the guy is a colossal asshole. His office is a miracle of taxidermy. I'm shocked this is just getting out now, fucker used to send e-mail photos from his murder safaris.
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post #9 of 9
6/14/11 at 9:27am

So it's ok to hunt his fat ass down?

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