When your relationship ends. - Page 16

 

sigh.

How's it going, lanthe?

I think chubby and old men on okcupid are just as desperate as the women. Or not. It's not really fair.

Oh please, don't even qualify men as needing to be "chubby, "old", and on "okcupid" to be desperate. A woman can walk up to a complete stranger on the street, grab him between the legs and fondle his ass, and he will have sex with her.

That's not true at all. Every time I've done that I ended up arrested.

 

I feel like these two things are backwards.

Louis CK: Men are jizz on demand.

 

 

By the way, I think it's good that women don't want to fuck like men. Imagine the plague of unwanted pregnancies, male stalkers, and STDs we'd have. Productivity would go way down when men realize they can get sex any time they want instead of looking up porn at work. Humanity depends in part on women's ability to frustrate men.

 

Not necessarily - a quick 'under n' up' with the reaching hand can get you from crotch to buttocks in a jiffy. I played rugby union at school, I know some tricks.

 

Shit.

this was awesome

 

=)

Well, fellas, Judas was right. I heard back from a mutual friend who'd set up my blind date. She said the gal was in fact interested and had been waiting for me to make a move that night. I haven't been ignored either. I just haven't texted her, so that's why I haven't been texted back.

Oh, well. I took her negative body language to mean what negative body language usually means: Don't fucking touch me.

I'm just used to dating women who are more direct, I suppose.

Now I don't know what the hell I should do. Judas, help!

Duh. Call her.

 

Eat a bit of crow, do some humorous (not wince-inducing) self-deprecation, and move on to making plans. Your theme/message is: sometimes you overthink things, you'd love a chance to get know her better, let's spend more time together.

 

Glad we were wrong. Now, pick up that phone, young man!

You already know what to do, my friend: Give her a buzz and get to chatting again.  Get that third date scheduled post haste.

 

You'll need to take a proper temperature of the situation when you actually have her on the phone, but I'd plan on doing the following and adjust based upon her responses:

- Be up and be positive.

- Be sure and let her know that you had a good time with her and would love to take her out again.

- Don't bring up anything negative about the second date unless she brings it up.  If she wants to move on as if nothing happened, follow her lead.

 

You now know for a fact that she's interested and wants you to make a move.  You'r third date is virtually guaranteed to generate a goodnight kiss at the very least.

 

Be the ball, Brad.

Ditto. Definitely be self-depricating!

Remember: Anal is the 4th date, not the 3rd.

Judas is spot on. Do it!

ETA: Can't speak for the anal part, but the rest - it's gold.

And I'll third what Mike said as well: be self-depricating. Make sure that she understands that it was YOU misreading the situation, not anything to do with her.

So I shouldn't sit in my car and keep repeating to myself through tears, "I'm a fucking idiot. I'm a fucking idiot. I'm a fucking--"

'Cause that's what I've been doing.

 

Hell no.  Get on the phone and give her a buzz.  Don't dwell on what happened, move forward.

 

Consider this: she was upset because YOU DIDN'T MAKE A MOVE ON HER.  From that, you can infer:

1. She WANTED you to make a move.

2. If she WANTED you to make a move, then she was interested in you.

3. If she was interested in you then, why would she not be interested in you now?

 

Be the ball, Brad.  See your future.  Make...make your future.

I texted her, and she texted right back.

I'm the ball.

 

This is where I pipe up and say, only Judas? 

 

Anyway, at this point you'd have to be a moron to mess it up. Invite her over. Make a move. Done.

 

 

 

Roger that, Ghostrider.  Maverick has the ball.

Okay, we're going to have a third date. Details are TBD.

Way to go BRADITO!

Remember. If she asks you to have coffee at her place, say yes!

I'm just going to ask myself, "What would Judas do?"

This can never be used enough.

 

 

Numpsie!

Good stuff, Bradito. Just goes to show that you never really know what people are thinking in dating, and you should always follow up by asking for the next date even if someone doesn't seem into it. even better, this time you know she's interested.

 

 

Update, por favor!