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post #1 of 79
6/20/11 at 2:24pm
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LEGALLY!

 

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Hollywood has seen its fair share of odd couplings, but this one is so out there even the newlyweds know it's a little weird.

Doug Hutchison, a character actor best known for roles in The Green Mile, Lost and The X-Files, married aspiring country singer Courtney Alexis Stodden on May 20 in Las Vegas.

He is 51. She is 16.

Is there something fishy about it? In an exclusive statement to E! News, the couple insists there's not.

With Stodden, a former beauty pageant queen (she was in the running for Miss Teen Washington USA last year), trying to position herself as a potential Nashville star, you might think there's more to the story than middle-age actor marrying pretty teenager (and that's a lot of story, itself). However, the newlyweds tell us they're just mad about each other.

"We're aware that our vast age difference is extremely controversial," the couple said through their spokeswoman.

"But we're very much in love and want to get the message out there that true love can be ageless."

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post #2 of 79
6/20/11 at 2:36pm

To me, middle age is 30's, not 50's. This is sick. In that photo she does not look 16, damn.

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post #3 of 79
6/20/11 at 2:47pm

At work at the moment and a friend just me this. She looks like she's in her late 20's in that pciture. Whatever. It's weird because it's a social taboo, but if it's legal, it's legal.

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post #4 of 79
6/20/11 at 3:10pm
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Originally Posted by MoonBaseNick View Post

To me, middle age is 30's, not 50's.



Go fuck yourself.  :P

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post #5 of 79
6/20/11 at 3:15pm

These parents.  This guy.  Should be interesting to see if his Hollywood carees is impacted by this.  Guess she doesn't want to be Miss Washington anymore.  Why do I get the feeling she has horrible stage parents that want fame for her daughter so they can live through her.  I smell a reality show.

 

 

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It's weird because it's a social taboo 

He married a High School Sophmore.  That's not just a social taboo-that's just fucked up.  And it may be "legal' but this isn't an arranged marriage.  It started out illegal and went legal because the parents concented.

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post #6 of 79
6/20/11 at 5:37pm
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Originally Posted by Anyawatchin Angel View Post

 

Should be interesting to see if his Hollywood carees is impacted by this.


let's hope he doesn't get pigeonholed in "creepy guy" roles for the rest of his career. Oh wait LOL

 

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post #7 of 79
6/20/11 at 5:54pm

Yea, shcadenfreude is awesome isn't it?

 

But if I do have to make a joke about two people I've never heard of here it's that Hutchinson  looks like he's about three seconds from motor-boating his blushing bride in that photo.

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post #8 of 79
6/20/11 at 8:13pm

When I think of DH, I remember his manager (or fan club pres... EDIT: personal assistant) pimping him around the CHUD boards for Rorschach role nomination before WATCHMEN was cast. Heh.

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aspiring country singer

 

She'll have plenty of song material soon.

 

2 things about the pic. She doesn't look that young and he looks absolutely GIDDY. Apparently a common pose for them.

 

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It makes me feel creepy to be attracted to her at my age (35). If that's what teen gals look like these days, it's a good thing I never became a HS teacher.

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post #9 of 79
6/20/11 at 8:15pm

Part of me thinks this is big weird joke. I've seen a couple photos of this alleged 16-year-old on her site and, if she is a teenager, she's had one hell of a hard life. She looks to be circling 30.

 

I mean, come on!:

 

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Edited by Episode29 - 6/20/11 at 8:26pm
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post #10 of 79
6/20/11 at 9:49pm

Give her a few more years and she could give Lohan a run for her money.

 

I'm not buying 16.

 

And I wanna punch Hutchinson for his performance in The Green Mile.  I know it's acting.  I don't care. 

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post #11 of 79
6/21/11 at 4:43am

Seriously guys, get out of America for a bit. It's a little strange, sure, but hardly worth the fuss.

 

Although the irony of Gabe inaccurately calling someone a paedophile is tasty.

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post #12 of 79
6/21/11 at 5:10am

Yeah honestly, it's weird to think that when she's 40 he'll be 75, but it's legal and their own business, so who cares?

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post #13 of 79
6/21/11 at 5:14am

All I feel is envy...

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post #14 of 79
6/21/11 at 5:15am

If she's 16, the expiration date on that jailbait was maybe 4 or 5 years ago. But, parents consented. More power to them. They're both still kinda retarded for it.

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post #15 of 79
6/21/11 at 5:44am

OK, no way I'm buying the last photo for 16. She looks like the most worn out 16 year old since the dark ages.

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post #16 of 79
6/21/11 at 1:08pm

I guess people are going to "axe" a lot of questions about this, eh?

 

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post #17 of 79
6/21/11 at 5:14pm

Yeah it might be gross that a 50 something dude married a 16 year old, but the man is not a pedophile. This chick has clearly been through puberty. 

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post #18 of 79
6/22/11 at 1:11am

Actually, I think the freakiest thing about this whole story is that Hutchinson is 51!  Never woulda guessed that.

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post #19 of 79
6/22/11 at 1:35am

Fabfunk pointing out pedophiles. The world is a funny place.

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post #20 of 79
6/25/11 at 11:57pm

Saw this posted on another forum and felt obligated to spread the horribleness.

 

This is a preview of Mrs. Hutchison's new single.

 

It's d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dogshit.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOrD5kqyov0

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post #21 of 79
6/26/11 at 5:00am

Oy. That's definitely a 16 year old. Looks like implants too.

 

Depressing - though I had to laugh at the top comment:

"I FOUND THIS VIDEO EXTREMELY HARD TO MASTURBATE TO!!"

 

Tell it brother.

 

 

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post #22 of 79
6/26/11 at 6:52am

I don't understand. How do you ask out a fifteen year old? How does that relationship even start? It's been bothering me for a while. I need answers.

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post #23 of 79
6/26/11 at 7:58am

Just give her a Justin Bieber CD and she's yours forever

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post #24 of 79
6/27/11 at 5:15am
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Oy. That's definitely a 16 year old. Looks like implants too.

 

Depressing - though I had to laugh at the top comment:

"I FOUND THIS VIDEO EXTREMELY HARD TO MASTURBATE TO!!"

 

Tell it brother.

 

 



Oh this is a classic of the internet. Also in picture form:

 

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post #25 of 79
6/27/11 at 9:27am
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Originally Posted by Episode29 View Post

Saw this posted on another forum and felt obligated to spread the horribleness.

 

This is a preview of Mrs. Hutchison's new single.

 

It's d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dogshit.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOrD5kqyov0


likes, 20,166 dislikes

 

LULZ. Yeah, and her age is a lot more clear in that vid, boobs or no. And is that pooch wearing a wig?

 

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post #26 of 79
7/15/11 at 12:53pm

The couple were interviewed by Good Morning America: http://popwatch.ew.com/2011/07/15/doug-hutchinson-gma/

 

The ick factor is through the roof.

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post #27 of 79
7/15/11 at 1:35pm

I still don't get 16.  The video makes her seem even older.

 

Anyway, it's weird.  But whatever. 

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post #28 of 79
7/15/11 at 4:01pm

WTF does he see in her?  Ugly, vapid, immature, and trashy.  And what is wrong with her mouth?  And the way she looked at him was creepy.

 

 

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post #29 of 79
7/15/11 at 6:40pm

Yeah her facial expressions were insane and creepy. I suddenly feel like he's the one being taken advantage of after that interview. And what's up with her making her chocolate milk in a damn bikini? Who does that?

 

Her wedding dress was classy though.

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post #30 of 79
7/15/11 at 7:17pm

Wow... the 16 year old, who even sounds like a child, looks straight out of a David Lynch film. Hutchinson just comes off lonely & kinda pathetic. He's gonna have a rough time when this girl & her parents realize that they won't be able to coerse celebrity through this guy.

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post #31 of 79
7/15/11 at 9:01pm
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Originally Posted by Anyawatchin Angel View Post

WTF does he see in her? 

 

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And what's up with her making her chocolate milk in a damn bikini?

 

 

The answers are closer than you think.

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post #32 of 79
7/17/11 at 8:12am

What the heck is goin' on here...?

 

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post #33 of 79
7/17/11 at 8:27am

Future Pornstar Tourette's (FPT) as classified by the World Health Organization. In all seriousness, even if she was twenty-six, nothing about any of this shit looks the slightest bit healthy for anyone involved.

 

 

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post #34 of 79
7/17/11 at 9:38am
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Originally Posted by Art Decade View Post

He's gonna have a rough time when this girl & her parents realize that they won't be able to coerse celebrity through this guy.


Not nice to say it, but if she's willing to write a tell-all, pose for Playboy or feature on low-rent reality shows she most definitely can become a celebrity now.

 

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post #35 of 79
7/17/11 at 8:47pm

Guaranteed they're getting reality show offers.

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post #36 of 79
7/18/11 at 2:12am

Actually that would make him a hebophile, and hebophilia is a fairly common ailment outside of the U.S. 

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post #37 of 79
7/18/11 at 6:31am
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Guaranteed they're getting reality show offers.



I'll watch only if they call it: "I dig Doug"

 

 

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post #38 of 79
8/23/11 at 2:09pm

More Stodden goodness for the fine folks on here.....

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/23/doug-hutchison-and-courtney-stodden_n_934183.html

 

Courtney on her Pamela Anderson tribute....

 

 

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"That was actually part of one of my modeling projects," Stodden said about the provocative photo, adding, "Pamela Anderson ... people have treated her a certain way, a classified way, and they also treat me that way in a lot of cases, and I really admire that she holds her head up high, no matter what people dish at her, and she always keeps a sense of humor about that."

 

For the person who says Stodden came right out of a David Lynch movie, I have to respectfully disagree.   She's a Todd Solondz type the whole way.

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post #39 of 79
8/23/11 at 3:06pm

A "classified way"? Jesus Christ.

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post #40 of 79
8/23/11 at 3:34pm


A sixteen (going on forty) year old girl who misuses the word classified. On the other hand... 

 

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Huh. That's... quite erotic. A slave to my hormones until the very end I guess. 

 

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post #41 of 79
8/23/11 at 5:09pm

Oh man, this is a fascinating example of human train wrecks finding one another.  The 16-year-old seems to have been raised from birth on porn.

 

Check out their appearance on this godawful-looking Christian talkshow:

http://youtu.be/2mC37YO9yFM

 

She's an oblivious airhead (which is to be expected) but there are moments when he looks genuinely aware of how embarrassing this looks. Unfortunately, he follows those moments with cringe-inducing declarations about how God wants them to touch each other. Ugh.

 

That said, I seriously laughed out loud when he awkwardly announced "I never went to college."

 


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post #42 of 79
8/23/11 at 10:03pm

I love the Pavlovian level applause that happens at :43.   And I think I'm just as freaked out by Father Maury Povich.   You can just see "buyers remorse" all over Hutchison's face in this and other interviews.   It's like he's saying "KillMeKillMeKillMe....." every time she opens her mouth.

 

@1:13:  Courtney's "sense of humor"="shut the fuck up already"

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post #43 of 79
8/24/11 at 6:52pm
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What the heck is goin' on here...?

 

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Ha, I saw that on The Soup and just about rinsed myself laughing.

 

Looks like she's coked off her tits to me, swallowing a major drip.  Which would also account for her being 16 but looking 30.

 

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post #44 of 79
8/31/11 at 2:25pm
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http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/pugs-and-courtney-stoddens-twitter

 

On one level, just plain gross.

 

On another, pugs!

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post #45 of 79
8/31/11 at 2:42pm

Holy shit. Thanks, Jesus, indeed. Old Horace had such a nice paternal quality to him too... the idea of him fucking this sexed-up, brain damaged teenager is disgusting. At least he had the class to put a ring on it! Credit where it's due. 

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post #46 of 79
9/4/11 at 12:56pm

Inspiring actress Courtney Stodden demands respect from the internetz!

 

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post #47 of 79
9/6/11 at 1:48am

16? Shenanigans! Also those tweets are terrifying.

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post #48 of 79
9/6/11 at 9:30am

"My BREASTS are RIL!"

 

She must like Victor Tooms for his small-cavity-filling stretchiness.

 

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post #49 of 79
10/10/11 at 4:03pm

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So, is this uh... is this legal? To be looking at these? I forgot. 

 

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post #50 of 79
10/10/11 at 4:10pm

"Frolicking"? "Fucking"? It doesn't matter. She'll be in a sextape by Christmas either way.


Edited by Art Decade - 10/17/11 at 10:06am
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