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WONDER WOMAN TV Pilot Review

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I had to share this. Rob Bricken who did the TRANSFOMERS 2 and 3 FAQ at Topless Robot did an in-depth FAQ for the cancelled TV Pilot for WONDER WOMAN.

 

WONDER WOMAN FAQ

 

"Oh, Christ. Well, speaking of breasts, is that scenes where she talks about her action figure's breasts actually in the pilot?
Yes it is. There are three things to note:

1) Apparently, the Wonder Woman dolls make up most of Themyscira Industries' sales, and thus they specifically fund all WW's crime-fighting activities. This is really weird.

2) The dolls do, in fact, have hilariously large tits.

3) Wonder Woman actually yells "TITS" at the end of the scene when she's arguing that they're too big. It's also really, really weird.
 

post #2 of 8
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Sigh. Can you sum up the Wonder Woman pilot in one word?
Yes I can: Lazy. It was tremendously lazy writing, and I'm not just talking about the insane shit like the press conference to announce she had no proof. Want to make sure the audience knows Veronica Cale is evil? Have her sell her drugs to a young, bright-eyed high school football star from a noble, improved black family in the ghetto, with a single mother and lots of sister, and have his eyeballs bleed the moment he gets his college acceptance letter with the whole family excited because he's obviously the first person in the family to go. Want to make sure the audience knows Wonder Woman is good? Have all the employees of Themyscira Industries waiting for her when she returns from her assault on Cale's warehouse so they can applaud her -- even though it's probably midnight and no employee would ever stay that late to make the CEO feel good about herself and never mind the fact that illegally broke into a building a murdered a man who was technically doing his job. Want to make sure the audience knows Wonder Woman is lonely and tortured? Have the show end with her updating her Diana Prince Facebook page, and LISTING HER CAT AND ONLY HER CAT UNDER THE FRIENDS SECTION.


Wonder Woman's cat has a Facebook page?

 

 

post #3 of 8

Reading this made me want to hunt down everyone involved, tie them up in sexually suggestive postions and sell photos to TMZ.

post #4 of 8

Between this and Life on Mars, David E. Kelly has officially jumped the shark.

post #5 of 8
Thread Starter 

It's interesting to know that Adrianne Palicki isn't bad as Wonder Woman though.

post #6 of 8

She looks a'ight in screencaps, which is at least half the hurdle.

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Re: Screencaps

 

I'll be in my bunk...

post #8 of 8

My favorite bit:

 

 

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Cale is selling these drugs to "poor kids" "in the ghetto"

 

Because we all KNOW that's where the real money is...

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