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God, I'm Bored

post #1 of 6
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So damn bored I'm forced to watch the only thing on tv at 7am currently, Pirahna. This movie is just a big flaming horse tesitcal, it's horrid. The plot is stupid, there are lots of monster movies out there, why the hell do you need mutated pirahna? The pirahna look horible too for those few shots they show of them eating people, they are cheap plasctic fishes. I would be more afriad of a rubber ducky. Those sound effects they make aren't any better either. I didn't think fish could get constipated.
post #2 of 6
Don't diss the Dante.
post #3 of 6
Piranha rules. So great.

Especially for a spoof.
post #4 of 6
Samurai, this is GOD.

Praise me in the highest that I have not made you to watch Pirahna II.

Blessed be...me.
post #5 of 6
Actually, the PIRANHA you were watching was the utterly wretched made-for-Showtime remake starring William "Greatest American Hero" Katt. That remake borders on unwatchable.
post #6 of 6
Then you are forgiven. Seek out the Joe Dante/Roger Corman original at once, as it is the finest Jaws spoof around - second only to the mighty Alligator.
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