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post #51 of 196
8/24/11 at 12:30pm

51. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. Or the one.


Edited by Hammerhead - 8/25/11 at 11:16am
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post #52 of 196
8/24/11 at 12:35pm

51. There is no spoon.

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post #53 of 196
8/24/11 at 12:39pm

52. Leave Harry's fucking cunt kids out of it.  What've they done?  Retract that bit.

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post #54 of 196
8/24/11 at 12:54pm

53. Always bring the man his Cheese Whiz.

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post #55 of 196
8/24/11 at 12:57pm

54) In a Voorhees was he born.  Through a Voorhees may he be reborn.  And only by the hand of a Voorhees can he die.


Edited by TonyB79 - 8/24/11 at 1:08pm
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post #56 of 196
8/24/11 at 12:59pm

56. You can't lie to a nun.


Edited by Hammerhead - 8/25/11 at 11:16am
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post #57 of 196
8/24/11 at 1:04pm

56. Always point your gun upward when summoning the Invisible Swordsman.

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post #58 of 196
8/24/11 at 1:32pm

57. Never say anything negative about her Japanese-American heritage.

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post #59 of 196
8/24/11 at 1:34pm

59. Don't mention the War.

 

(I know, it's a TV rule. But c'mon.)


Edited by Hammerhead - 8/25/11 at 11:17am
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post #60 of 196
8/24/11 at 1:36pm

59. No names. Now, I want you to stick your finger up my ass.

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post #61 of 196
8/24/11 at 1:42pm

60.  Loosers always wine about doing their best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

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post #62 of 196
8/24/11 at 2:33pm

61. Keep the homefires burning and if we're not back by dawn. Call the President.

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post #63 of 196
8/24/11 at 2:43pm

62. Everyone fights. No one quits. You don't do your job, I'll shoot you myself.

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post #64 of 196
8/24/11 at 2:45pm

63. Always mind your surroundings.

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post #65 of 196
8/24/11 at 2:52pm

64. There can be only one.

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post #66 of 196
8/24/11 at 2:53pm

64. It's evil. Don't touch it.

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post #67 of 196
8/24/11 at 3:25pm

66. Do or do not. There is no try.

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post #68 of 196
8/24/11 at 3:28pm

67. We don't discuss business at the table.

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post #69 of 196
8/24/11 at 3:38pm

68. Never leave your wingman.

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post #70 of 196
8/24/11 at 3:51pm

69. Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat, if you feel the HEAT around the corner.

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post #71 of 196
8/24/11 at 4:16pm

70. Two men enter, one man leaves

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post #72 of 196
8/24/11 at 4:23pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bucho View Post

66. Do or do not. There is no try.


This is a repeat. In it's place, I suggest

 

66. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker.

 

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post #73 of 196
8/24/11 at 4:43pm

71. It's not about how hard you can hit, it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.


 

Quote:
Originally Posted by SomethingClever View Post


This is a repeat. In it's place, I suggest

 

66. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker.

 



Crap, I'm an idiot. I don't know how I missed that. I guess being an idiot has something to do with it.

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post #74 of 196
8/24/11 at 6:38pm

73. Never apologize. It's a sign of weakness.


Edited by Hammerhead - 8/25/11 at 11:17am
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post #75 of 196
8/24/11 at 6:48pm

73.  There's no crying in baseball.

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post #76 of 196
8/24/11 at 6:48pm

74. Whatever you do, don't fall asleep.

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post #77 of 196
8/24/11 at 6:57pm

75. If you walk without rhythm, you won't attract the worm.

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post #78 of 196
8/24/11 at 7:02pm

76. Ape must not kill ape

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post #79 of 196
8/24/11 at 7:12pm

77. Don't believe in any of that Voodoo bullshit.

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post #80 of 196
8/24/11 at 7:22pm

78. Indian burial grounds. Leave that shit alone.

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post #81 of 196
8/24/11 at 7:23pm

79. In this world there's two kinds of people: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. 

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post #82 of 196
8/24/11 at 7:24pm

81. Stay out of the light.


Edited by Hammerhead - 8/25/11 at 11:18am
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post #83 of 196
8/24/11 at 7:24pm

There's the way things are.

Then there's the way things oughtta be.

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post #84 of 196
8/24/11 at 7:33pm

81. Remember: short, controlled bursts.

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post #85 of 196
8/24/11 at 7:49pm

83. When he says he'll be back, he will be back.

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post #86 of 196
8/24/11 at 7:57pm

84. Beware the moon. And stick to the road.

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post #87 of 196
8/24/11 at 8:03pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by cheech beldone View Post

There's the way things are.

Then there's the way things oughtta be.



Sorry, I guess this is 80.5

 

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post #88 of 196
8/24/11 at 8:05pm

85.  Daddy would you like some sausage?  Daddy would you like some sau-sag-es?

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post #89 of 196
8/24/11 at 9:09pm

86. Never get involved in a land war in Asia

 

But only slightly less well known:

 

87. Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line

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post #90 of 196
8/24/11 at 11:24pm

88. It is a gift, we should use it.

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post #91 of 196
8/25/11 at 12:53am

89. If you're gonna shoot, shoot. Don't talk.

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post #92 of 196
8/25/11 at 1:08am
Thread Starter 

90. Fear does not exist in this dojo.

 

Does it?

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post #93 of 196
8/25/11 at 1:12am

91. Hold up your badge, so they'll know you're a policeman.

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post #94 of 196
8/25/11 at 1:20am

92. After you get where you're going, take off your shoes and your socks then walk around on the rug bare foot and make fists with your toes.

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post #95 of 196
8/25/11 at 1:33am

93. Only an asshole gets killed for a car.

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post #96 of 196
8/25/11 at 2:00am

94.  Live for nothing.  Die for something.

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post #97 of 196
8/25/11 at 2:05am

95. I am the LAST guy. That you. Wanna fuck with.

 

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post #98 of 196
8/25/11 at 2:32am

96. Probability is like gravity.  You cannot negotiate with gravity.  One day you should just cash out.  Just cash out and get out.

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post #99 of 196
8/25/11 at 3:23am

97. Bring me everyone.

 

EVERYONE!!!

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post #100 of 196
8/25/11 at 3:41am

98. Row well, and live.

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