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Matthew Fox punched some lady in the tits

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Thread Starter 

I guess the ending of Lost really did a number on him. Going from being on a top rated TV show to trying to get on a party bus? How the mighty have fallen.

 

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Matthew Fox was detained by cops in Cleveland, Ohio Saturday night after allegedly assaulting a woman outside of a bar ... TMZ has learned.

Law enforcement sources at the scene tell us ... the "Lost" star allegedly tried to enter a party bus -- even though he wasn't a guest on the vehicle.

We're told the woman who was driving the bus tried to block Fox from getting on board -- at which point, he allegedly punched her in the breast and the "stomach area."

Fox was handcuffed by an off-duty officer -- and was later detained by police.

Fox was released without being formally arrested.

An assault report was taken and the matter remains under investigation.

We have not been able to reach Fox for comment.

 

post #2 of 16

No, Jack, you need a PLANE.

post #3 of 16

Apparently, the woman punched back and broke her hand on his face. So, that drunk beard from the season 3 finale isn't just neglect. It's defense. Gotcha.

post #4 of 16

 

 

We have to go back Kate!

 

post #5 of 16

The next morning: Cut to a close-up of a bloodshot eye, as Matthew wakes up in an alley.

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"Sometimes they just need a little push, Jack."

 

 

[JACKFACE]

 

 

 

post #7 of 16

Picture of party bus:

 

dharma_bus.jpg

post #8 of 16
Thread Starter 

And Matchstick wins!

post #9 of 16

I'd like to think the party bus was blaring Phil Collins and the mood struck him...

 

 

PARTY OF FUNBAG

 

000kps3a

 

GOT MILK? He'll punch it.

 

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Yeah, Matchstick wins...

post #10 of 16

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post #11 of 16

Good on her for socking it to him!

post #12 of 16

If only someone had taken a photo of the Jackface during... "The Incident."

post #13 of 16

Cleveland? 

 

 

Cleveland.

post #14 of 16
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Is that really his mugshot?

He has really let himself go.

 

post #15 of 16

Hahahah, no.  I don't know who it is, but it was briefly popular as a meme for this:

 

http://www.lostrofl.com/media/blogs/whtgb/mugshot.jpg

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Originally Posted by Randolph Carter View Post

Is that really his mugshot?

He has really let himself go.

 

 

 

sorry, but lol.

 

I'm now picturing a Crazy Bearded FAT Jack, only instead of Fox actually putting on weight it's a really goofy looking fat suit like Lee Adama in Battlestar Galactica.
 

 

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